Villain is pretty bad reg 31/25/14 I think he's frustrated at how good I'm playing I've been owning him nonstop. Nothing really new there though. Here's hand:

Merge - $4 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players

BTN: $446.50
Hero (SB): $538.00
BB: $584.27
UTG: $1,052.03
MP: $388.50
CO: $439.83

Hero posts SB $2.00, BB posts BB $4.00

Pre Flop: (pot: $6.00) Hero has Q A

UTG raises to $11.50, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $39.00, fold, UTG raises to $85.00, Hero calls $46.00

Flop: ($174.00, 2 players) T Q 8
Hero checks, UTG bets $87.00, Hero calls $87.00

Turn: ($348.00, 2 players) 5
Hero checks, UTG bets $880.03 and is all-in

The shove is $366 effective so it's actually over a pot bet. Is he ever bluffing and do I ever beat any value hands?

Dude you forgot the bit about you being the best reg on Merge.

Dude seriously if you're gonna be a dick don't post at all.

Take your own advice.

lol? but who has the bigger penis? u or the villain?

Your the best... Why do you ask advice from us worse players

lol if you own him so hard, why are you asking us what to do?

1. AJo and KJo are quite likely bluffing hands
2. no, you dont beat any value hand

his only value hands are AA and KK (i doubt he would play QQ so fast). so he has 9 combinations of value. if there is a small chance that he plays AJo,KJo this way it becomes a snapcall. i would never fold this.

ya seriously, since you're the best reg on merge msnl why don't you let us knwo what the best play is.

does anyone else find this to be like lol funny?

arrival10 maybe one of the dumbest posters in the history of 2p2. If I was playing against this clown, I'd just sit there and wait for hands then expect he will spew his stack off to me like he probably did by c/c all in on this one.

+1.

p.s i wanna live in perth one day!

Do you play on merge? I really hope you do and look forward to owning the **** out of you. No offense but based on your posts I've read you're awful and I'd be happy to play you HU as high as you want. let me know if interested.

/popcorn