lololol makmakmak

Using roll to fund drug addiction?

what you guys think of clarkatroid.

he seems pretty bad but i am losing most cash to him this month

edit- cue "he's old.........." jokes

I RERAISED CLARKATROID EARLIER TONIGHT WITH T8o AND HE FOLDED!!!1
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Sanuck mak mak

?????.........

screw ipoker, i thought id change from full tilt and deposited $600.

software tilted me so bad that i gave up trying to multi-table nl50 with it timing out every other hand and not knowing where i was sat on each table and tilted the rest off at NL400

yep its the ****tiest software on the net. ive misclicked maybe 5k off this year. super huge or super small tables tilt the **** outta me

Yeah resizable tables would be the nuts

that would just bring more nits.

i´m new to ipoker. any further thoughts on: ( mostly 400/600 )

gergong222: aggro, sometimes spewy
AlexB1981: decent
LarZon: NIT
bucuster, PainBG, pickabooo: decent
kingjackson: multitabling nit
fugeddaboutit: decent
random2p2lag: rly crazy, overaggro and def spewy
Barelyl3gal, StHoevel: tight but ok, seems to play 24/7
carnyyello: reg fish
eleperillas,... : don´t know what to say about these 30-50bb freaks
ForzaTotti: reg fish
pokerchamp25: seems to be the worst shoty ever

thanx for the decent

Today started off pretty well . Scout315 decided to join a 10-20 table i was on and also a 5-10 table. Superb. Then i had 856 hands of 'Fun' that resulted in me ending $13000 below ev expectation and down 9000$ ( big loss for me atm recovering from big downswing).


Dealt to Hero [ Qs Qc ]
folds
folds
folds
scout315 raises [$100.00 USD]
Hero raises [$430.00 USD]
folds
scout315 raises [$1640.00 USD]
Hero raises [$2908.00 USD]
scout315 calls [$1608.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Td, 8h, As ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 8d ]
scout315 wins $6713.00 USD from main pot
scout315 shows [Th, Ts ]

That was pretty standard i spose, no more then 20 hands later..

Dealt to Hero [ Tc Ts ]
raises [$60.00 USD]
scout315 calls [$60.00 USD]
Hero raises [$225.00 USD]
folds
folds
folds
folds
scout315 calls [$165.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3d, 8s, 7h ]
scout315 bets [$600.00 USD]
Hero raises [$1712.00 USD]
scout315 calls [$1112.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7c ]
** Dealing River ** [ 2s ]
scout315 wins $3961.00 USD from main pot
scout315 shows [7s, 6h ]

At this exact point the builder who is carrying work out on our house walks in and starts trying to make small chat with me while im 8 tabling and and steaming with rage from these two beats ( he has no idea what im doing on computer and cba telling him either) I try not to be rude and keep the conversation goin for a little bit then thankfully he fuked off so i could concentrate on getting my money back from scout.

At this point im just calling any suited cards when scout raises pre.

Dealt to Hero [ Kh 3h ]
scout315 raises [$50.00 USD]
calls [$50.00 USD]
Hero calls [$50.00 USD]
folds
folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3d, Kc, Jc ] BINGO!
scout315 bets [$190.00 USD]
folds
Hero calls [$190.00 USD] O FK MISCLICKED CALLED
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ac ] Worst card in deck but *** it its scout!
scout315 bets [$380.00 USD]
Hero raises [$1298.00 USD]
scout315 calls [$918.00 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ Qs ]
scout315 wins $3138.00 USD from main pot
scout315 shows [As, Ks ]



Dealt to Hero [ 9d 9h ]
folds
folds
raises [$45.00 USD]
scout315 calls [$40.00 USD]
Hero raises [$170.00] ( Lets raise it up so he cant see the flop cheap with garbage like k4)
scout315 calls [$135.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6d, 4c, 4d ]
scout315 checks
Hero bets [$202.50 USD]
scout315 raises [$740.00 USD]
Hero raises [$711.50 USD]
scout315 calls [$174.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Js ]
** Dealing River ** [ Ts ]
scout315 wins $2230.00 USD from main pot
scout315 shows [4h, Kh ]

Theres more but i gotta go play 5 a side footy, poker is bollocks.

I like ur bankroll management

yeah it does lead to the occasional missclick, someone will have a note on me saying stacks off preflop in blind defence w A4o............ still i have modded mine with ibolide so its liveable now, most off the time. Its a pain when it crashes and resets the mods back to standard.

I have just played 13 000 hands in one day.

Can anyone beat that?

Im gonna go lie down.

There's alot of brits in here right? anyone want to enter the premier league fantasy 2p2 thing? $200 in winner takes all I think. Monies been escrowed aswell so no 1 post grimmers

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...d.php?t=270368

count me in!

yeah maybe, the original poster had only 140 posts so i was a little sceptical it was a scam.

but its legit right?

Is it possible to save filters in NoIQ?

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...=1#post5581053

The Goatian in action!

well done!

oh and also nice to be your worst nightmare!

i m sure u was very unlucky at NL400 and i hope to see u there again

cool man what's your username on ipoker

ImTheGoatian

Is my username. I dont think ive played with you before. Im at the lower end of mid stakes.

Only managed 11.5k hands today, im slacking off.