OP NOTE: This is meant as tongue-in-cheek humor. I am posting in ATF because there have been numerous threads regarding Rapini's moderation style here. If this thread is in the wrong forum, I implore you to move to the correct forum for this thread topic rather than delete. Thank you in advance, now on to my post:

Recently I have been running afoul of the mod Rapini from the B&M forum. Doing some searching I discovered I am not the only one:



Since the complaints have been ongoing for half a decade and Rapini remains in power to torment those who irk him, I figured I'd try a different approach than posters of yore.

Rather than piss & moan and accuse him of racism, I will create a thread to celebrate Him (and tiptoe my way through his realm)

I give to you, the Chuck Norris-style Rapini thread. Feel free to post your Rapini-isms to let the world know of His greatness! I'll get us started, but I'm counting on you 2+2 to make this thread deliver!



Rapini doesn't get frostbite, Rapini bites frost.

The only thing behind Rapinis beard is another ban user button

Rapini is so fast he can delete your post before you've even thought it

Rapini is so fast he can ban your account before you've even created it

Rapini's moderation is so strong not even a black hole can escape it

Rapinis former job was moderating Mars, that's why there's no sign of life

Are you mad at Rapini because he wouldn't close your thread because you don't like it when people disagree with you?

Is this the thread you asked him to close but he didn't find a reason to close it http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/27...imate-1528362/ ?


you are upset because rapini won't close your thread. So come in ATF and bad mouth him. smh.

/tthricibl

i also appreciate mike patton. mr bungle was amazing.

You are lucky that I created this in a forum that Rapini doesn't mod, or your post would've been deleted for being off-topic.

Now, please get back to the Rapini-isms

Rapini is so efficient he gets max value out of every thread he mods.

Max- i really enjoy the enthusiasm you have brought to the Tampa Hard Rock thread. But IMHO this thread is probably the one you should ask a mod to close.

I liked the Lovage tracks that he had nothing to do with. I think he also wrote some liner notes for an Ennio Morricone compilation that was pretty OK.

A thread to complain about Rapini cleverly disguised as a thread to celebrate him, using the ever-so-original "x is so y he z" meme.

How...funny. Yes, that must be the word I'm looking for, right?