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arlecchino76 · 08-05-2012, 05:47 AM

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I have independently confirmed this story by thinking about it

Just part of the post but priceless imo.

kyleb · 08-05-2012, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by miajag

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...3&postcount=10

lolol this one is really high up there

but honestly it's this OP and the first reply, really not close

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/49...oad-march-104/

ZDAR · 08-05-2012, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by kyleb

lolol this one is really high up there

but honestly it's this OP and the first reply, really not close

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/49...oad-march-104/

oh lawdy, how have I not seen this before?

Andz · 08-05-2012, 08:13 AM

Makes me laugh everytime I read it.

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Originally Posted by DiegoArmando

At the end of the day, we're all full of our own ****.

There's a fair amount of people who post on here who think they know everything about football cos they've read soccernomics. You can't quantify art. It is what it is. As I said previously, messi could win every honour from now till he retires and I'd still think Maradona was better. Many would agree. Many wouldn't.

Personally I think neither Americans nor women have a valid opinion. After that, you need to have played football A LOT as well as watched it religiously for most of your life to be included in the debate. And, as inventors and religious followers of the beautiful game, a Scotsman's opinion is worth significantly more than anyone else's.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOO42...e_gdata_player

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN9ME...e_gdata_player

LostOstrich · 08-05-2012, 12:02 PM

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...r-bets-222780/

sirin · 08-05-2012, 03:41 PM

i can't remember the name but the first one that came to mind was the gimmick account posting as girah's younger brother (Marco something?)

**MicroBob** · 08-05-2012, 04:28 PM

Maybe not the "best" best for most people. But still probably my own personal favorite:

Lobby - Service Person: Hazel
Hazel: Hello, how may I assist you?
Spike_tt: An email said I would be automatically taken to my table for the
PPM warm-up... this hasn't happened...
Spike_tt: It also said there would be a button labelled "Take me to my PPM
table". There isn't...
Hazel: That's because you will be taken there after 7
Hazel: Yes, all of this will load after 7
Hazel: EST
Spike_tt: Maybe I have a time difference problem then! What time is it
now?
Hazel: It's 7
Hazel:
Hazel: Is there anything else you'd like to ask me?
Spike_tt: What time is it now EST?
Hazel: It's 7
Hazel: EST
Spike_tt: I don't understand... it's 12.20 here in the UK... but it's 7
there? Not 7.20? or 6.20?
Hazel: It's 7
Spike_tt: So... the seating takes place at 7... and it's 7 *now* you say?
So the seating will start now?
Hazel: It will start at 7
Hazel: That will be in 10 minutes
Spike_tt: And what time is it now?
Hazel: It's 7
Hazel: Now it's 7
Spike_tt: Okay... I'm very confused... it's 7 *now*... but it'll be 7 in ten
minutes... never mind... I'll wait to see what happens.
Hazel: Just wait 5 more minutes
Spike_tt: Okay.
Hazel: In 5 minutes, it will be 7
Spike_tt: So... now it's 6.55?
Hazel: NO
Hazel: Sorry
Hazel: It is 7
Hazel: Where are you getting 6
Spike_tt: You said in 5 minutes it would be 7... and you're saying *now* it
is 7.
Hazel: No
Hazel: In 5 minutes, it will be 7
Spike_tt: So what time is it *now*?
Hazel: I keep saying that it's 7
Spike_tt: Never mind... I'll wait.
Hazel: Ok
Hazel: Thanks
Hazel: Just wait 5 minutes
Spike_tt: Yes... I'll wait until 7.
Hazel: Just 5 more minutes
Spike_tt: Thankyou.
Hazel: You're welcome
Hazel: Have fun!
Spike_tt: I am already!
Hazel: Great!

caseycjc · 08-05-2012, 04:39 PM

What time is it now?

R*R · 08-05-2012, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MicroBob

Maybe not the "best" best for most people. But still probably my own personal favorite:

Lobby - Service Person: Hazel
Hazel: Hello, how may I assist you?
Spike_tt: An email said I would be automatically taken to my table for the
PPM warm-up... this hasn't happened...
Spike_tt: It also said there would be a button labelled "Take me to my PPM
table". There isn't...
Hazel: That's because you will be taken there after 7
Hazel: Yes, all of this will load after 7
Hazel: EST
Spike_tt: Maybe I have a time difference problem then! What time is it
now?
Hazel: It's 7
Hazel:
Hazel: Is there anything else you'd like to ask me?
Spike_tt: What time is it now EST?
Hazel: It's 7
Hazel: EST
Spike_tt: I don't understand... it's 12.20 here in the UK... but it's 7
there? Not 7.20? or 6.20?
Hazel: It's 7
Spike_tt: So... the seating takes place at 7... and it's 7 *now* you say?
So the seating will start now?
Hazel: It will start at 7
Hazel: That will be in 10 minutes
Spike_tt: And what time is it now?
Hazel: It's 7
Hazel: Now it's 7
Spike_tt: Okay... I'm very confused... it's 7 *now*... but it'll be 7 in ten
minutes... never mind... I'll wait to see what happens.
Hazel: Just wait 5 more minutes
Spike_tt: Okay.
Hazel: In 5 minutes, it will be 7
Spike_tt: So... now it's 6.55?
Hazel: NO
Hazel: Sorry
Hazel: It is 7
Hazel: Where are you getting 6
Spike_tt: You said in 5 minutes it would be 7... and you're saying *now* it
is 7.
Hazel: No
Hazel: In 5 minutes, it will be 7
Spike_tt: So what time is it *now*?
Hazel: I keep saying that it's 7
Spike_tt: Never mind... I'll wait.
Hazel: Ok
Hazel: Thanks
Hazel: Just wait 5 minutes
Spike_tt: Yes... I'll wait until 7.
Hazel: Just 5 more minutes
Spike_tt: Thankyou.
Hazel: You're welcome
Hazel: Have fun!
Spike_tt: I am already!
Hazel: Great!

Hazel's on first.