The greatest post in 2+2 history

[Cigano]

Originally Posted by boywonder

What, in ur opinion is, the single greatest post in 2+2 history?

A possible candidate imo:



http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...14&postcount=8

A masterpiece. Crying after reading that. Nominate urs, could be strat, insightful, funny or just meaningful to u personally.

Ummm yeah,. I'll be logging off for the evening.

[DrewOnTilt]

Bleh. Why did this get moved to ATF? It won't get much traction here. I love seeing the occasional recap of NVG-butttardedness.

[R*R]

PokerStars Acquires Full Tilt Poker Assets, DOJ Agreement Complete

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[Bobo Fett]

OP has clearly spent too much time listening to the Jim Rome show.

[RoundGuy]

I don't have perfect memory, but one is about taking a "pole" -- the other involves a "lathe".

[Dids]

Originally Posted by dkgojackets

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...&postcount=236

AINEC

It's so much better out of context, because first you see the words and you're like "huh" and then you see the thread title and you're like "OHHHHHHHH" and then you can't help yourself and laugh forever.

[atennisplayah]

in after king niche QFT & voted for 5*

Originally Posted by RoundGuy

I don't have perfect memory, but one is about taking a "pole" -- the other involves a "lathe".

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34...mate-hell-248/

winning

[gregorio]

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...er-player-192/

[lolplaid]

Originally Posted by Daniel.No2

i am a Robot Professional Poker Player
but i can think
my only weakpoint is hungry and sleepy

how i work
when i wake up,the first thing is open pc,then i go to toilet,wash face,tooth clean in 2 min
back to join table, use the time waiting BB to eat,i hire a cooker ($3 two hours one day)
then start fighting !
when tired, songs and movie and browse forum, then go on fighting!!!
fight till my brain is too tired to think

i have no job, i have no girlfriend,i have no friend,i needn't go outside,last month i haven't go

outside once!!
my only target is poker poker poker
i don't do anything except sleep eat poker

i don't drink, smoke, i don't entrainment， i don't make love
i will be excellent as one canadian youngest player Daniel!
he is best on the world!!!

before i am a starcraft progamer ,my gamei point is 2188 Terran
do you know how korean progamer train?
one day 16 hours keep practising
you maybe hear of Elky Grrr liquid, i defeat them all

i like practice practice practice !!!

so let us gogogogo


below is my former post, now i use my new id Daniel.No2

last month i completed 30k hands in 0.5/1 full ring limit
played about 100 hours,
winrate 3.33BB/100 hands
i totally win 1000 dollar
so i earn 10 dollar/hour,
am i a cheap worker?


now i move up to 1/2
next month plan
100k hands,300 hands/hour ( 6 multi-tables same time) 10 hours/day,
winrate 2BB/100 hands

expected money 4000 dollar/month

Let us gogogogo

and i will played 1/2 one month 2/4 two month
3/6 two month 5/10 two month
two month one level one level 200k hands
before the end of the year, i will go to top level online !!!
next year fly to canada observ how Daniel playing

[halff]

Originally Posted by King Niche

my fat girlfriend was waddling around the house rearranging her chins and cursing the christmas tree cus we are busto this side of the 35th im like look bitch just calm the **** down will you for ****s sake if you would shut yout gigantic corn bread hole for one ****ing second maybe I could find an easy mark and buy you your damn waffle maker and maybe get chip a chip set and a toy gun..so Im scanning the tables all the while im being slapped on the back of the head..my fat girlfriend is like how are you going to make money with 66cents im like pass me the phone bitch my credit is as good as david benyamines wifes tits rocking on a waterbed..that didnt go down very well..so anyway I give my buddy bob wire a call he is right in the middle of a heads up sit and go and im like how u running bob...HES LIKE HOW THE **** DO YOU THINK IM RUNNING EVERY DAY THIS GAME MAKES ME WANT TO BEAT UP AN OLD LADY WITH A METAL BAT..SERIOUSLY I COULD KICK A BABY RIGHT NOW JSDNJSDNJSDJSDSJ..im like can you lend me 500 hes like sure..

So I saw terrdactyle sitting there short stacking 3/6 looking like an easy mark with his john trjolta haircut..I thought maybe i was a favourite against this guy who rocks the open toes.. bob wire had an essay on this guys leaks and he would always recite me durrrs leaks over a heineken..bob wire would be a favourite against durrr over 10 000 hands and it pains me to say that because me and bob have a rivalry and i quite like durrr but id take bob any day of the week against durrrr..bob has a photographic memory, he can beat chess, spades, gin, rummy, bridge stud razz..this guy talks trajectomy and the optimal flight path of a frisby for light conversation in the park..plus he knows everything about the poker world..he was the guy who told me that david skalansky keeps dildos in the glove box..if he wasnt such a tiltatron prone to breaking laptops and cursing out and slapping bus drivers he would be playing in bobbys room right now and id put up my house and my fat girlfriend for a slice of that action..

So my fat girlfriend is wrinkling up her pug nose asking how I got 500 in my account DID YOU STEAL IT? WTF how the **** can I steal it I made one phone call and ive been sitting in this chair the whole time mind your own business and tuck your tits in ..****..so anyway she bursts into tears as usual always crying because of the moon and period clots BS..Im sick of this ****..I am so homesick its unreal..there is nowhere to spend christmas except vegas but she swears she wont be seen dead in vegas..thats a win win for me, cus the day i go there im going alone anyway..my real family are hookers and hobos and all the poker grinders..you always no where you are with a hobo and a hooker..this one hobo ole grindmasser used to run all over town for me buying me cheesesteaks..I told my fat girlfriend a zillion times that if we could get our asses to vegas I would be in action all the time and we wouldnt have to worry about things like christmas anymore she says if you think im hanging out with sluts and tramps you are deluded..I hate it when she talks down to sluts as if she hasnt taken a wedge of cake in the butt hole..such a ****ing snob...these people are real people..these people will take a cap in their ass for your lifeblood..tell me one spineless lawyer who would do some **** like that? give a hobo a cup of soup and place out of the wind and hes happy now thats real living..

so anways I finally had the room to myself and I took terradactlle for a few hundo..Full Tilt Poker, $3/6 Pot limit Omaha Cash Games, 2 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

Board:
David Benefield (Button): $290.50
King Niche (BB): $509.60

Dealt to King Niche Q Q T A

Pre-flop:
David Benefield raises to $12, King Niche raises to $24, David Benefield calls $12

Flop: ($57) Q 7 4 (2 Players)
King Niche bets $30, David Benefield raises to $138, King Niche raises to $462, David Benefield calls $128.50 and is all-in

Turn: ($590) 7 (2 Players)

River: ($590) Q (2 Players)

Results:
King Niche Showed Q Q T A
David Benefield Showed 7 K K 2 King Niche returns $195.50
King Niche wins $580.50


now ive gotta buy a ****ing waffle maker, this is the bitch who needs slimming pills and a treadmill..tilts the **** outta me to see such juicy 10/20 games running and having responsibilities in life..makes me sick.. what happened to the days of chugging a beer driving down fremont street with your pinky up a girls ass honking the horn..

have a good christmas guys and keep grind on the mind

Another amazing post from the king of BBV.

[Bobo Fett]

Originally Posted by RoundGuy

I don't have perfect memory, but one is about taking a "pole" -- the other involves a "lathe".

Those are great threads, but I don't know that any one post stands out in either.

Originally Posted by DrewOnTilt

Bleh. Why did this get moved to ATF? It won't get much traction here. I love seeing the occasional recap of NVG-butttardedness.

2+2 is more than NVG alone.

[jmitchell42]

Originally Posted by Bobo Fett

2+2 is more than NVG alone.

roaming thread. yessssss

[bobboufl11]

http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/show...94&page=0&vc=1

[McGillicutty]

Do Photoshops count? This one had me laughing for days: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...1&postcount=47

[Bobo Fett]

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

roaming thread. yessssss

Hahaha, haven't done that for a while. Moderately tempting, but it might make sense here - I think it works a lot better when there's no good reason for it.