People actually pay real money to Zynga to purchase large amounts of fake chips omg...

Real money poker sites should all be advertising on Zynga - "How hard can 200nl be? I just won 60 million dollars"

how can you complain about losing worthless ****ing play chips....seriously

omg this is the funniest thread ive ever read

This is the best technique.

was dealt KK...raised 10M PREFLOP...one caller...flop comes A K 3...shoved in 40M all in...he called...i was thinking oh no...aces!....nope, he called with 10-10!....TENS! on a A K 3 board!...i guess u people already know what happened next...yep!...lightning struck....turn: Q...river: J...ok, i dont mind bad beats that are half way reasonable but who calls a 40M raise with 10-10 with A K 3 board??....who does that??..was he thinking "well, i already have 10M in the pot, why not bet another 40M??...anyway, i clicked on his profile and saw that he had over 800M...he sure as hell didnt get there playing like THAT!...anyway, i basically went from 217M down to under 10M after my TILT rampage ) and now back up to over 80M...one thing that WAS my fault tho...i forgot the #1 rule! PLAY WITHIN YOUR BANKROLL! i was greedy that night and it cost me dearly!


lol play chip BRM

greed

mmmmmmmmm u dont event get it right?
theres people in this world with enought money to not waste 1-5 months of their time, even if they could (most of the buyers i guess arent able to get into those high stakes in that app, but still, theres people with more money than time to buy those chips

its like WOW gold


if you simply don't get it just read this econ papper

http://www.sed.manchester.ac.uk/idpm...di/di_wp32.htm

somebody start a thread over there about their 2 time award winning poker script

Wow, i actually can't believe some of the posts on there...

ZYNGA'S A F---- JOKE!

I had a itch for playing poker on the net and bought 90k of chips for like 99 cents and after a week my roll grew from 90k to 15 mirrion and today I couldn't log on and found it my account got banned. I guess I hustled some poor zynga players so bad they cried about it and reported I was cheating.

The accusations was "botting" it shows how poor their managing their site and a joke on how they invistigate reported claims of cheating because I didn't/don't cheat so I guess they just ban anyone if they were to be reported.


INTERNET POKER PLEASE COME BACK TO THE U.S!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL.

So I sent a email to they why my account was banned and heres there reply

Hello -----,

Thanks for contacting Zynga Customer Support.


This is Rob from the Poker Team. Your account has been permanently suspended by Zynga for violating the Terms of Service.

The following are the Terms of Service violations on the account:

UNAUTHORIZED USE OR CONNECTION TO THE SERVICE - You agree that you will not, under any circumstances:

q. Interfere or attempt to interfere with the proper functioning of the Service or connect to or use the Service or any Zynga game in any way not expressly permitted by these Terms of Service;

r. Use any unauthorized third-party software that accesses, intercepts, "mines", or otherwise collects information from or through the Service or that is in transit from or to the Service, including, without limitation, any software that reads areas of RAM or streams of network traffic used by the Service or any Zynga game to store information about Zynga game characters, elements, or environment. Zynga may, at its sole and absolute discretion, allow the use of certain third party user interfaces;

t. Make any automated use of the system, or take any action that imposes or may impose (in our sole discretion) an unreasonable or disproportionately large load on our infrastructure;

u. Bypass any robot exclusion headers or other measures we take to restrict access to the service or use any software, technology, or device to send content or messages, scrape, spider, or crawl the Service, or harvest or manipulate data;

You can also read our Terms of Service through the link provided below: http://www.zynga.com/legal/terms_of_service.php

Your account will not be reactivated for any reason. Once your account has been permanently suspended it can never be reactivated.


Regards,
Rob
Zynga Player Advocate
Your Incident # is: 110822-6503194

and my reply to that email I sent them...




Rob,

What are you talking about? I do not use whatever you're claiming me to use. I play on my iphone and on my desktop, yesterday I transferred play money to 5 of my friends on there. And they are not me, meaning I do not have 5 different accounts, they are my friends. And for the unauthorized third party thing, I don't know what you're talking about. I play fairly and do not cheat. You guys are easily persuaded to ban players that losers accuse them of because they lost.

Please give me a phone number so I can call someone to talk about this. I am honestly telling the truth, I didn't do any of the things you accused me of. If my account is not re-instated I will dispute the charges on my debit card to my bank according to EFTA and file a complaint with the BBB. I know my charges to my debit card are not big but it's the principle because I feel victimized, cheated, and labeled a cheater. I paid for a service and it got stripped from me claiming I violated your rules. I know your team might be suspicious about how fast I accumulated chips from 1 mil to 15 mil, but it was from honest playing. Sometimes when I get bored, I would go to the 1-2 or similiar stakes and buy in for the max and push all in preflop every round for the fun of it. I guess the mini stakes players got mad and reported me.

And in the future please don't jump easily to ban players because they won money off some people and they get mad and retaliate by reporting bogus claims about the player. Please look into it carefully before jumping the guns and banning honest players just like that.

And once again I DO NOT CHEAT or use third party or any of the things you listed here:

q. Interfere or attempt to interfere with the proper functioning of the Service or connect to or use the Service or any Zynga game in any way not expressly permitted by these Terms of Service;

NO, I DID OR DO NOT DO THIS!

r. Use any unauthorized third-party software that accesses, intercepts, "mines", or otherwise collects information from or through the Service or that is in transit from or to the Service, including, without limitation, any software that reads areas of RAM or streams of network traffic used by the Service or any Zynga game to store information about Zynga game characters, elements, or environment. Zynga may, at its sole and absolute discretion, allow the use of certain third party user interfaces;

NO, I DID OR DO NOT DO THIS!

t. Make any automated use of the system, or take any action that imposes or may impose (in our sole discretion) an unreasonable or disproportionately large load on our infrastructure;

NO, I DID OR DO NOT DO THIS!

u. Bypass any robot exclusion headers or other measures we take to restrict access to the service or use any software, technology, or device to send content or messages, scrape, spider, or crawl the Service, or harvest or manipulate data;

NO, I DID OR DO NOT DO THIS!



I hope you do not ban my account because I do not cheat, I am a honest poker player (played for 10 or so years) and play on Zynga because of boredom and the itch for poker because there is no more internet poker in the U.S. Please inform me back on your out come and leave me a phone number where I can reach your management or talk to whoever about this situation. I do not want to file a dispute to my bank about the charges of buying chips on Zynga which is probably less than 10-15 dollars. It's not about the amount, it's about not banning honest non-cheating players.

Please let me know what your team decides on this and reply back.

Thanks,

-----

LOL I was bluffing about disputing the charge to my debit card, should I do it or not? It's not about the amount its about them stealing from me.

and here's their reply email


Hello ----,

Thanks for contacting Zynga Customer Support.


Per your request, we have reviewed the suspension on your account. After reviewing your account activity again, it was determined that you were suspended for using third party software known as “botting.” Therefore, your account is permanently suspended and will not be reactivated for any reason.


Regards,
Matthew
Zynga Player Advocate
Your Incident # is: 110822-6503194

^^^Are you a Zynga player attempting to Troll our boards? Leave it to the professionals, sir.

LOL! hey its a zynga poker thread that has bad beats in the title. This is a bad beat they put on me.

basically, my question relates to triple range merging. i have heard alot about it and know it is key to being a good poker-er, but i dont really understand it. can you help me out?
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Triple Range Merging is just one of those fancy terms internet kids like to use. I don't use it. I rely on my instincts and knowledge of the players and the game. Know the math, understand how to manipulate the table, and know the rules so you can use them to your advantage, and I think you will find that you do not need to triple range merge.

-Doug Lee

this doug lee guy is atention whoring at zinga poker forum. He won like a million or something back in 2005 and he is friends with joe hachem

When I'm drunk I like to discuss **** like quantum physics with my smarter friends. I'm pretty sure my knowledge of quantum physics sounds to them like those zyngatards sound to us. This has been eyeopening.

Hi Doug, just a quick question for you regarding a play i made in a torney a few days ago, just wanted your feedback on the play.

At the final table of the torney I make a raise with K2o in middle position which gets folded round to the big blind who starts trash talking to me saying i'm on tilt for losing a pot a couple of hands ago. Due to this talk I believe hes weak and think I can out play him post flop. Big blind calls and the flop comes king high. JACKPOT! BB checks and i bet out, more trash talking follows and he just calls. I definately believe I have the best hand now. DOUBLE JACKPOT! A 5 comes on the turn and BB checks again telling me to bet, obviously I have to with the best hand so I move all in, he insta calls TRIPLE JACKPOT! but then shows a flopped staright with J10! WTF, obviously it just wasn't my day and I will get him later (I've been on TV don't you know).

How do you rate my play here and if you were in a similar situation how would you play it differently?

Thanks Doug

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OMG, Girah post at doug lee's thread!



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Hello Doug,

I have studied the game with a fierce passion the couple of years and have become a big fan of yours. You were easily one of the top ten players for a period of time. Having said that I do belive your game has not progressed at the same level as the majority of young pros. Your comment regarding triple range merging proves this to me. I belive with out having the ability to triple range merge you will be basically playing face up to an opponent who is a deep thinker and on a higher level. By adding triple range merging to your book of plays it will keep the opponents guessing and as a result paying you off on rivers more often. As someone who studies theory of poker daily It is my belief that you must continually challenge yourself to improve and staying ahead of the curve. In my school we have a drawing from a student 30 years ago of a man on a rock with a scope, a book, and a smile. That is my inspiration and I hope to keep going in my journey as he did. To do that you must challenge yourself and not avoiding things you do not understand like the triple range merge.
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lol the TRM is tearing up the zynga forums

Its posts like these that make me want to punch donks in the balls