"Playa please get ur smoosh from full tilt poker n get it back to zynga if you can manage to lose that much and still play only shows how skill and how tough of a real poker player u are ...."

What the FRACK does this even mean? Son of a Bitch.

"I'd all-in a 'Top 10' against 2's any day of the week!!!
(2's have only 1 in 11 chance of making trips on the flop!.. People that all-in 2's, and slowplay A's,
are the same people that say; Gimme chipz plzzz!)

This is a simple guide to that relies on odds, and the value of having cards that 'co-operate'.. and it works!
PAIRS
SUITED CONNECTORS
SUITED HIGH-LOW
UNSUITED, BOTH CARDS 9 AND ABOVE.

You are still looking to make hands, but you'll have a MUCH better chance of winning..
(I made 9k into 100M in one week with this strategy! It could work for you too!)"

This is as pro as it gets for zynga poker theory. Go to teables and fake maneys. The Zyngas do.

the next cates could be just starting out on zynga

HAHAHA i just went on zynga, and thought "hey this on_the_green guy is saying the same things as me."
they changed me from in_the_butt wp zynga.

I need to start charging for lessons.

What the hell did these people ever do to you?!?

Do you at least take your students out for dinner before you **** them?

lol i just came here to post this. zynga is the training ground for 11-15 yo degens.

King Fish is a good leveler. He has heart and commitment to the level.

I am Johnny_X (obv) on the Zyngas. Hopefully they don't find the X offensive and change my nick to Johnny_On_The_Green or something.

I just added my thought's on Hellmuth's books in King Fish's strat post. It's pretty solid I think.

Lol @ BBV hijacking the Zynga forum.

http://www.businessinsider.com/zynga...-stolen-2011-2

i laugh at all you microstakes grinders; eeking out $10/day. think of the zynga possibilities. I'm switching to zynga before all the tables become reg infested

other 2p2ers besides KF in that zynga bbv forum make it unfunny imo. KF had them leveled perfectly and the other tards blew his cover :/

weak

I hope KF was the first troll outed from zynga bbv.

http://www.zpchips.com/prices.html

Could a person really buy 240m chips for 250$?
Can't be that stupid

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OMG Zynga poker is so tilting. It's nothing but advertisements to buy chips and get your friends to play and other bull****. 75% of the screen has nothing to do with the actual poker game.

Hey!! King Fish. Do me a favour and post this please, come back with results if you have time.

"I am dealt AQ, the flop comes KKK, he raise $1M, i call. Turn K, he raises $2M i call.
River A, he goes all in i fold cause i know he has AA" thats why i still have millions of chips, because i can read souls.

I'd love to see the replies

You used the same screen name? seriously? I mean covers going to be blown eventually sure but to lead them directly to 2+2 is beyond ******ed

reel em in' kingfisher

The ones like this are a lot better when you read them in a Scotty voice or Minh Ly possibly

Cool How To Sense Pocket Cards
--> Hello everyone . Today im going to spread a little bit of my poker knowledge / experience. Tired of losing to pocket cards ? Well today im going to teach you how to tell when some of the other players has pocket cards . Most of the time players who have pokcet cards depending on how high or low the cards are determines if they raise fold or go all in. 5 out of 18 times you can really sense when a player has them. Examples as followed vvv
Its so easy to tell when a other player has pocket cards lets say you get an offsuit like 2,K Hearts everysingle time you get an offsuit of clubs spades diamonds or hearts someone has pocket cards and if you have not notice go to a table and you will see what i mean
Pocket Aces - Also known as the straight bullets or rockets can easily be given to any player in the game espcially in a real poker match it all depends on what the players does with them sometimes in the game its best to go all in sometimes its best to play it safe but not all the time. Heres an scenerio you get poket aces and you go all in pre flop with 2 other players 3 out of 25 times you made a player who wouldve called if you didnt go all in and play it safe gets a straight or flush and crush your aces. Do you grasp on what im trying to say here? To be honest no one really knows who is going to win the pot not even when the river card is played so becarful when you get pocket cards such as aces.

Well thats all i got on pocket cards if their is anyone else who would like to shed some more light on this topic please feel free to do so im still learning on how to crush them myself




Excerpt from their strat forum or whatever...

PLEASE DEAR GOD MAKE THIS FOR REAL MONEY.

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Even Zynga players have no respect for NMHU's poker skillz.

I kind of find that amusing. No offense, NMHU

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