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07-04-2011 , 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by King Fish
Oh. My. God.

http://forums.zynga.com/showthread.php?t=1037896

Guy needs some advice. The poker community needs to band together to help him.
Holy ****! If Zynga is ever able to offer real cash games, its gonna be like blood in the water for all the 2+2 sharks, hell, I could even make a few bucks against these folks
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07-04-2011 , 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by King Fish
Can't go over any worse than it does here, amirite?

-NMKF

Ya you're right.



- NMHU.
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07-05-2011 , 04:02 AM
They say that you should never bluff a bad player. This in itself is a bluff, as a bad player would NEVER expect a bluff, so you should bluff him doubly hard. When you bluff this player, make sure you raise the ante and announce it very clearly...I am BLUFFING you. This is what is called a level in poker. By TELLING him you are bluffing him of course you cannot really be bluffing him, so he will now know that the bluff you made is not a bluff, because bad players only think on the first level and your bluff was probably somewhere along the second or third levels because NOW YOU ARE IN HIS HEAD. Feel free now to bluff him every hand, and he has no choice but to fold UNLESS he has the mortal nuts. If you opponent has the mortal nuts, do not try to bluff him because he will call unless he is stupid. If you deem your opponent to be stupid, then you can bluff him no matter what.

This works every time.
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07-05-2011 , 04:20 AM
I honestly can't tell if people over there are trolling hard or are just really ****ing ******ed. Reading those threads make me cry at first and afterwards I have the urge to punch a baby or something. It's even worse than the HSDB forum
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07-05-2011 , 06:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Sappie22
I honestly can't tell if people over there are trolling hard or are just really ****ing ******ed. Reading those threads make me cry at first and afterwards I have the urge to punch a baby or something. It's even worse than the HSDB forum
Hi sappie ! Oh and yes, I totally agree lol..... It's mind blowing.
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07-05-2011 , 06:31 AM
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I wish you would bluff me ever hand I just wait till I have POCKET AA or 3 of a kind or straight or flush or 4 of a kind or ROYAL FLUSH and take all yur chips
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07-05-2011 , 06:49 AM
Voted 5 stars. Sounds like the stories I hear at my local games.
If there is a god Zynga will introduce money games.
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07-05-2011 , 07:48 AM
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Originally Posted by OMGKaraScott
My chip balance was about like 1M - 2M. I was only 35.level and I decide to play with my friends on the strongest tables! The blinds was so big that I didn't have courage to go on K10! I was slowely losing my chips, but then a miracle happened! In my hand I had J♣ 10♣ and someone raised to 1.2M! I accidentally call and I was so mad. I look on the flop: K♣ Q♣ 5♦K♣ Q♣ 5♦ - other players go all in and I decide to call. The next flop was: K♣ Q♣ 5♦ A♣ 3♦ - i had ROYAL FLUSH!!! other players had pair of "A A" and "K J" I know Royal Flush is maybe just one time in life but I'm happy because I win almost 4M on him!
I loled
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07-05-2011 , 08:07 AM
Wouldn't it be great if Zinga bought Full Tilt Poker .
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07-05-2011 , 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Ultimate Sheriff
This is ****ing hilarious



Nobody is adressing the real issue though, how do we get these guys to deposit on stars
Wrong, nobody is addressing the real issue, its because of this, that the DOJ put the crackdown.
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07-05-2011 , 10:42 AM
Please god, let online poker become legal in the U.S./Allow Zynga to be the industry leader. ONE TIME
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07-05-2011 , 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by ChriSquared
Please god, let online poker become legal in the U.S./Allow Zynga to be the industry leader. ONE TIME
i would move to US if I couldnt play on real money zynga from here
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07-05-2011 , 10:55 AM
the amount of bbv'ers in the zynga forums now is making me lol. my sn on there is in_the_butt. its amazing how seriously they take everything is said. its got serious potential.
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07-05-2011 , 12:31 PM
i was thinking by myself if zynga not fair or anything else?this because when i'm playing poker i have two pair 10 and 5 so i out all my chip in there but the last two card was came out J and J so another player win with 3 of a kind..i' think it's their luck so i'm take a seat again...then i have J and Q the 1st out is J,7 and Q...J is love 7 and Q is black...one of the player have Q and A so he all in his chip..i have two pair just call but another card came out 3 and 9 love..he win with flush to A...why i'm all in/raise can't won the game but another players has be a winner..is that zynga not fair to poor players?
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07-05-2011 , 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by IHAZAPAIR
i was thinking by myself if zynga not fair or anything else?this because when i'm playing poker i have two pair 10 and 5 so i out all my chip in there but the last two card was came out J and J so another player win with 3 of a kind..i' think it's their luck so i'm take a seat again...then i have J and Q the 1st out is J,7 and Q...J is love 7 and Q is black...one of the player have Q and A so he all in his chip..i have two pair just call but another card came out 3 and 9 love..he win with flush to A...why i'm all in/raise can't won the game but another players has be a winner..is that zynga not fair to poor players?
hahaha
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07-05-2011 , 01:04 PM
That's not true at all. Remember you are playing a numbers generator here at Zynga. It's nothing at all like playing real Texas hold-em. The cards do not fall the same, I,ve actuall won twenty three hands in a row here on zynga. It just does not happen that way with a real deck of cards, so all the advice about don't give up and bank roll management is just another way of saying keep playing so eventually you will spend your money here.

They've even got rigtards on Zynga
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07-05-2011 , 01:16 PM
Confirmed rigged:

zynga poker are cheating, they give you a pocket pair and give 2 others pocket pairs as well,they say its just coincidence but i've had that at least 5 times and the odds on that happening is over 150,000 to 1. If thats not cheating i don't know what is.
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07-05-2011 , 01:36 PM
The reason most of us play poker is because there is real money involved, theres something to risk, and something to be won. I'm still learning the game but a good poker strategy can only be developed when something is on the line. Its like capitalism, you need an incentive to play well.

When it comes to these play chips though, I'm simply out of words. Like that Rahul individual who cried to his mother after he lost millions of play chips on Zynga, is frankly insulting to all real money poker players out there.

I hope Rahul gets violated by a horse with a humongous penis.

Last edited by pmsid4eva; 07-05-2011 at 01:36 PM. Reason: meh
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07-05-2011 , 03:35 PM
In two days I have the most viewed thread in the history of Zynga BBV.

Think I should put in for some of that $1B IPO?

Probably going to hell. God I miss poker.

(and I remember the days when the "real" strat forums were not that far beyond where the Zynga forums are today...THIS IS OUR FUTURE, PEOPLE!!! the games most assuredly are not dead)


-KF, Poker God
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07-05-2011 , 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by King Fish
In two days I have the most viewed thread in the history of Zynga BBV.

Think I should put in for some of that $1B IPO?

Probably going to hell. God I miss poker.

(and I remember the days when the "real" strat forums were not that far beyond where the Zynga forums are today...THIS IS OUR FUTURE, PEOPLE!!! the games most assuredly are not dead)


-KF, Poker God
Yes, it's because you sent half of 2+2 there for a laugh

But i thought they were talking about real money, HSP (high stakes playmoney) is serious business.
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07-05-2011 , 03:56 PM


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07-05-2011 , 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by shoestring
Yes, it's because you sent half of 2+2 there for a laugh

But i thought they were talking about real money, HSP (high stakes playmoney) is serious business.

Regardless. I am a god. Called it so it is true.

I can't tell if pfzapp is leveling or not, but I don't think he is...

Looks like he's looked me up. Good thing, 'cause I'm kind of a big deal around here.

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07-05-2011 , 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by King Fish
Regardless. I am a god. Called it so it is true.

I can't tell if pfzapp is leveling or not, but I don't think he is...

Looks like he's looked me up. Good thing, 'cause I'm kind of a big deal around here.


kingfish for mod
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07-05-2011 , 04:44 PM
can someone with good persuasion skills persuade they zynga players to join stars please?
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07-05-2011 , 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by King_Fish
See, here is the thing. The basic tennants of poker can be applied at all levels to some extent. In bigger stake cash games, it is almost NEVER correct to fold top pair even when you may be beat. Why? Because at the higher stakes (and even on occasion at mid stakes) players are learning to TRIPLE RANGE MERGE their holdings.

The only way to adapt to such a player is to be willing to call down very light. Against a player you suspect of triple range merging, top pair is the near nuts.

Now, I realize that at Zynga, you probably do not see much TRM, but I do assume that double range merging has overtaken Polorized Orphan Ranges as the standard line. Against a poloroized orphan range you can EASILY lay down TPTK, but that style of play is rather dated and you only see it at the micro stakes cash games.

The online game evolves quickly, and with many US players being shutout of the larger online cash games (for the time being), the games an Zynga are about to get infinately harder as the pros look for a place to practice new techniques.

What was successful yeserday probably won't be successful tomorrow, and the ONLY way to keep up is to stay one step ahead. You need to KNOW the new strategy not necessarily to apply it, but to know how to counter it when (not if) your opponents learn to adapt.

If the rumors are true and Phil Ivey is really working on a way to make playing a Reverse Polorized Range Merge profitable (I do not see how it could be, but never underestimate Phil), then the game will once again change. I shudder to think of the repurcussions.

Do you need to think of poker on this level to win at Zynga? Not today you don't, but wait until you see the influx of new talent that will be coming after the IPO. The time to start learning is now.

And, of course, I am ALWAYS up for a good HU4ROLLZ challenge, just as long as the stakes are intriguing .


KING FISH FOR MOD.



- NMHU.
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