you played deuce seven suited on a rainbow rag flop!?!??

About eight, nine months ago, I'm at Zynga Poker, it's late, and I see Mark Zuckerberg in the lobby. And he goes, he sits 50k-100k And the whole site stops.

Everybody puts an eye on him. After a little while, there wasn't a crap game going...'cause all the Zynga high rollers are over there watching him. Some are playing with him, giving away their chips to this guy to say..."Oh, I played with the sites owner."

And you know what I did? I sat down. I had six million chips, but I had to know.

Played tight for an hour. I folded mostly, and then I made a score. I had 27o. But he raised. And I just decided, you know, I don't care about the chips. I'm just gonna outplay the guy.

I'm just gonna outplay this guy this hand.

I re-raised. And he just comes right back over the top of me, trying to bully me like I'm some amateur.

I hesitate for two seconds. I re-raised. And he moves his mouse towards his buttons, and he looks at me. And he looks at his cards, and he looks at me again. And he mucked it. I took it down.

He typed, "Did you have it?" I replied, "I'm sorry, Mark. I don't remember." I sat out and and closed the lobby. I sat with the best on facebook, and I won.

response:

thinkin players? is this possible?

So I looked for some advice...



This stuff is gold.

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Thread too is gold!!!

I win:

hi who ever is reading this or not reading this i have decided to right a documentary of my poker experience i have been playing this game for a long time now going on into 2 years and i have had bad beat after bad beat win after win but mostly bad beat after bad beat i met friends that didnt stay with me very long because my obssesion with this game days where i was so determine to win 50 mil plus i would make new facebook accounts to recieve money and gld to skip the shootout round 1 tournaments i have won many round 3 tournaments but lost all the winning i earned at the big tables. with me being so fustraited i would make more accounts and continue to do the same thing over n over again currently i have 78 accounts still active since august 6th 2010. the highest chip stack i ever had was 2 mil back then i wanted more n more but i always lose it i have resorted to so many things to gain chips i would go on youtube and search for some hacking programs so i can hack chips from the site but the only thing i was gaining was viruses trojans bugs bats watever the hell the kids are calling it these days i was so disapointed in myself i gave up and then i recetly came back like 5 months ago still losing and losing nothing has changed until one day i thought to myself tghis cant be possible why do i always lose alot of money ima very good player but idk what happens to the chips i earn they just disapear in one hand then its back to sqaure one so i came on the forums like a few weeks ago i started to read tips from all type of forum users im very greatful for what they have posted guide to overcome bingos how to know what the odds are of having a strong hand or weak hand winning then i really understood the game a little better one day i was playing at a small table i met a player with over 1.5 bil and he thought me how easy the game really is and how fun it could be he told me to have fun n not worry about chips because it was just a game he thought me how to play the game really really well he showed me the way n im very greatful for that now on every one of my accounts i have over 20 mil each mostly others 10 mil - 6 but on my main facebook acount i have 384 mil right now every table i go to i always dominate it i play against bingos legends and such to be continue >

could be a new 5* thread

--> Hello everyone . Today im going to spread a little bit of my poker knowledge / experience. Tired of losing to pocket cards ? Well today im going to teach you how to tell when some of the other players has pocket cards . Most of the time players who have pokcet cards depending on how high or low the cards are determines if they raise fold or go all in. 5 out of 18 times you can really sense when a player has them. Examples as followed vvv
Its so easy to tell when a other player has pocket cards lets say you get an offsuit like 2,K Hearts everysingle time you get an offsuit of clubs spades diamonds or hearts someone has pocket cards and if you have not notice go to a table and you will see what i mean
Pocket Aces - Also known as the straight bullets or rockets can easily be given to any player in the game espcially in a real poker match it all depends on what the players does with them sometimes in the game its best to go all in sometimes its best to play it safe but not all the time. Heres an scenerio you get poket aces and you go all in pre flop with 2 other players 3 out of 25 times you made a player who wouldve called if you didnt go all in and play it safe gets a straight or flush and crush your aces. Do you grasp on what im trying to say here? To be honest no one really knows who is going to win the pot not even when the river card is played so becarful when you get pocket cards such as aces.

Well thats all i got on pocket cards if their is anyone else who would like to shed some more light on this topic please feel free to do so im still learning on how to crush them myself


Sorry, should be no strat in bbv

voted 5 stars after reading this one

im not big on reading

request for 2p2 for start let us using icons like these. one time!

My mother is playing Zinga poker. I felt like tearing my eyes out when I watched her for 2 minutes. She's winning.

Thinly veiled beat: still leaving with mother.

Leaving where exactly?

stfu

Can't believe these are really really real lol. I didn't think they were this ******ed lol

Pair of ACE
with a PAIR of ACE in my hand, i never win with that pair of ACE ever since i start playing this game, i think pair of ACE is a bad card for me...


but when i only have single ace i won a big pots once, the flop showup with a 3 ACE'S and i won with four of a kind at 500k/1m tabble...

we were 3 players playing normal poker with 20k hand than it joined one person with 20m chips he said i want to stop play poker so i will go all in in all hands
i got 4m the 2 player got 3.5m and the other losed he get all in my cards (1k)
the all in player had (28) and the 2 player (21) tabble cards (1 3 k 5 7) i losed he got flush it was just 500k i belived that i will take more chips from the all in boy mut i losed the 500k to with k8


These have to levels from 2p2ers right?

3kind vs 4 of a kind is so standard, if it was something like aces full vs 4 of a kind, that would be a beat.

Haha im playing 2 tables and as soon as i finish this sentence up pops 39os. I raised it for this reason and some joker 3bet. I folded. Moral of the story, dont believe everything you read

This is crazy funny....

wait.... wat?

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seems like the zynga's have found their way to 2+2 already... damn this thread

I love a good bluff..but online it can be very tricky! My stratagy is to win some and loose some. I will play a hand through even though I know I lost. Your oppenent will be unsure of how you play and even question if you can play the game well!