After reading these samples, I'm pretty sure it is impossible to troll/level the Zynga BBV. They are way too clueless. However, it does appear to already be full of gold ready for mining.

i have $50,000 buried in a chest under my house for the day zynga poker allows real money play.

one timmeeee

I really hope some day they go for real money poker

lol:

soo im having 41 k in my bank roll and i hopped in a tourney..soo im playin fine so far..and then i get a Q 2 hand..im like ohh well..it wont be bad if i call..and the whole table calls..(all 9 peeps still there) so here comes the flop 2 Q 3 and i am like hehehe (evil laugh)

They have a really solid section on poker theory and advice
http://forums.zynga.com/forumdisplay.php?f=722

I try not to talk down about people, but when you are playing with play chips and act like losing will cause you to be foreclosed on, there is something wrong with you.

maybe they're completely trolling/levelling us and are maybe plotting to take over the poker world in an underground lair a la the legion of doom? did you even consider this?

"--> Hello everyone . Today im going to spread a little bit of my poker knowledge / experience. Tired of losing to pocket cards ? Well today im going to teach you how to tell when some of the other players has pocket cards"

GOOD TO KNOW!

"How To Sense Pocket Cards:
Hello everyone . Today im going to spread a little bit of my poker knowledge / experience. Tired of losing to pocket cards ? Well today im going to teach you how to tell when some of the other players has pocket cards . 5 out of 18 times you can really sense when a player has them. Examples as followed vvv
Its so easy to tell when a other player has pocket cards lets say you get an offsuit like 2,K Hearts everysingle time you get an offsuit of clubs spades diamonds or hearts someone has pocket cards and if you have not notice go to a table and you will see what i mean
Pocket Aces - Also known as the straight bullets or rockets can easily be given to any player in the game espcially in a real poker match. Heres an scenerio you get poket aces and you go all in pre flop with 2 other players 3 out of 25 times you made a player who wouldve called if you didnt go all in and play it safe gets a straight or flush and crush your aces. Do you grasp on what im trying to say here?

Well thats all i got on pocket cards..."


FACT: 5 out of 18 times you can really sense when a player has them.

No play-chips 1 versus 1; everyone's possess the card stright flush, self-colored.

someone responded in that thread and posted a pt3 shot of their hands over the week (playing on stars).... and someone responded "OMG YOU GOT POCKET ROCKETS 11 TIMES IN ONE WEEK!!"
hahaha
and for someone with pt3 this guy was a complete level 0 thinker, and yet he seemed like a genius compared with the other morans that post on zynga.

Does not compute!

lol zynga

I want this guy in my home game SO ****ING BAD

Time for Gobboboy to show up? Thread titled "Poker Police???"

THE TOP 10: Raise re-raise anytime. (Bet preflop so others fold low cards!)
AA KK QQ JJ (AK) (AQ) (AJ) (KQ) (KJ) AK.


Solid strat imo.



- NMHU.

This has unbelievable potential.

LOL, I'm addicted to these zynga moron-forums. I think this guy actually thought he had the "wraparound straight" on the turn. OMGLOL!

Bad Beat Good Beat

Cliffs;
OP decribes how he's a degen play-chip gambler, won 20mill on poker, lost it all playing Zynga slots.
2nd post in same thread proclaims Zynga poker is rigged because him and his mates keep losing all their play chips, around once a week.



http://forums.zynga.com/showthread.php?t=1075169

i had AA and i'm fearless of any card

somebody introduce these guys to PLO

A cry a week

In my full life time I just got 10 million of chips
I was really happy For two days My days was also going fantastic...
I usally play and win Suddenly i started lossing my chips
I go on playing and lost my chips..In that moment i dont wanna talk to anyone and started crying my mother ask me why r u crying but i didt tell to anyone And till a weak i get over it and started playing and win some chips..This bad beat i cant forget in my life time .......
Your Faithfully/lover
Rahul

we've all been there brethren. poor rahul.

I can relate to bad beats and losing on a regular basis, I went from 7m to nearly nothing, I play tight raise low, have pretty much the best hand going in, someone will call a 4000.00 beat with 2 3 offsuit which a normal person if the flop is not in their favor will usually fold but there i sit with AA in hand, flop will come up that has absoluately nothing to do with 2 3 offsuit the next card comes up its a 2 person will raise all in you call their bet the river card is shown its a 3 whoohooo your pocket aces that you now slow played is the worst hand, this happens on a continuious basis then to rub in your loss even more, you have this pop up screen that says this person has more chips then you, well its no wonder that they do seeing as one has just lost a majority of there chips to the worst hand going in, then you have what i call the set up hands, wonderful connectors A K suited diamonds, most of the players will raise you will call their raise the flop comes wow 10 j of diamonds, another raise well with A K diamonds you have that chance to maybe get lucky and get the royal flush you have been teased about for a year, but nope the person that calls all in with 7 9 offsuit catches 7 7 which now gives the person trip 777 and the AK J10 does nothing for you but really can you fold a hand like that knowing half the people just try to buy the pot?? so really you push people to purchase game cards or post you can win a game card, you punish the allin people for a small time period, so personally it doesn't matter how you play your hand if you are on that 6 or 7 week losing period you are going to lose if you have 7 people at the table and you are at level 60 or higher usually the persons that have below what you have get lucky and that is how you go from 7m to pretty much nothing, maybe we need to play like they do buy the pots, pretend you actually have a hand rather then playing real poker, because if people were to play real poker the game would actually be more of a challenge so instead people with the best hand going in will always lose because that is how it seems to be, the best hand always loses, the crap hand always catches. so really zynga it doesn't matter if you are a good player a solid player it goes in cycles my advice is if you have a hand play your hand if you see the flop doesn't work in your favor which more often then not it doesn't fold or you will end up chipless.


Interesting read

wtf hilarious to see ppl complaining that the game is rigged on a play money site...