Zynga Poker Forum - Bad Beats, Epic Wins and Variance

[rmhumr]

http://www.businessinsider.com/zynga...-stolen-2011-2

i laugh at all you microstakes grinders; eeking out $10/day. think of the zynga possibilities. I'm switching to zynga before all the tables become reg infested

[99killed]

other 2p2ers besides KF in that zynga bbv forum make it unfunny imo. KF had them leveled perfectly and the other tards blew his cover :/

weak

[HeavyTrev]

He's not being serious. Triple Range Merging = something made up.

King Fish is someone who played for real money, not zynga poker chips. He thinks it's funny to make fun of zynga-poker idiots. It's like making fun of a little kid wearing glasses, makes his e***** bigger but is just sad. Do not reply to him.

NMHU is also a troll, whom most zynga-players would most likely beat. He has no life and spends all day long posting on poker forums while playing 10NL.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...iance-1060660/

I hope KF was the first troll outed from zynga bbv.

[BertTV]

Originally Posted by rmhumr

http://www.businessinsider.com/zynga...-stolen-2011-2

i laugh at all you microstakes grinders; eeking out $10/day. think of the zynga possibilities. I'm switching to zynga before all the tables become reg infested

http://www.zpchips.com/prices.html

Could a person really buy 240m chips for 250$?
Can't be that stupid

[CocteauTwin]

5 stars

[nsoshnikov]

5+ thread

[synth_floyd]

OMG Zynga poker is so tilting. It's nothing but advertisements to buy chips and get your friends to play and other bull****. 75% of the screen has nothing to do with the actual poker game.

[shoestring]

Hey!! King Fish. Do me a favour and post this please, come back with results if you have time.

"I am dealt AQ, the flop comes KKK, he raise $1M, i call. Turn K, he raises $2M i call.
River A, he goes all in i fold cause i know he has AA" thats why i still have millions of chips, because i can read souls.

I'd love to see the replies

[Charmer]

You used the same screen name? seriously? I mean covers going to be blown eventually sure but to lead them directly to 2+2 is beyond retarded

[quid pro quo]

This is one of the great misconceptions in online poker. Online real-money players, including many pros, will have you believe that there is a huge difference between "real money" cash games and "play money" games. Well, here is the big secret: The two are virtually identical.

As the stakes go up, in both real money tables and what I like to call cyber-adjusted currency games such as Zenga, the play gets better. Bad players, on either level, would simply NOT be able to accumulate the chips needed to go higher. Poker is very Darwinian in nature, and the cream rises to the top while the weak eventually disappear.

Now, I am not saying that a 1m/2m player on Zinga could play and beat the same stakes of a "real" cash game, but there is absolutely no reason to think that s/he would not have an edge in a $200/$400 BB NL game.

The primary difference between real money cash pros and people who play for cyber-adjusted currency is the ability to read tells. And guess what, folks, there are no tells in online poker.

So no, BEV, the average 2NL player would NOT have a big edge on the average Zynga player. MAYBE at the lower levels, but not once the stakes start to adjust upwards.

Once you reach a certain level of play, the margins of edge get increasingly smaller.

reel em in' kingfisher

[unlucky4me]

Originally Posted by OMGKaraScott

My chip balance was about like 1M - 2M. I was only 35.level and I decide to play with my friends on the strongest tables! The blinds was so big that I didn't have courage to go on K10! I was slowely losing my chips, but then a miracle happened! In my hand I had J♣ 10♣ and someone raised to 1.2M! I accidentally call and I was so mad. I look on the flop: K♣ Q♣ 5♦K♣ Q♣ 5♦ - other players go all in and I decide to call. The next flop was: K♣ Q♣ 5♦ A♣ 3♦ - i had ROYAL FLUSH!!! other players had pair of "A A" and "K J" I know Royal Flush is maybe just one time in life but I'm happy because I win almost 4M on him!

The ones like this are a lot better when you read them in a Scotty voice or Minh Ly possibly

[RobFarha]

Cool How To Sense Pocket Cards
--> Hello everyone . Today im going to spread a little bit of my poker knowledge / experience. Tired of losing to pocket cards ? Well today im going to teach you how to tell when some of the other players has pocket cards . Most of the time players who have pokcet cards depending on how high or low the cards are determines if they raise fold or go all in. 5 out of 18 times you can really sense when a player has them. Examples as followed vvv
Its so easy to tell when a other player has pocket cards lets say you get an offsuit like 2,K Hearts everysingle time you get an offsuit of clubs spades diamonds or hearts someone has pocket cards and if you have not notice go to a table and you will see what i mean
Pocket Aces - Also known as the straight bullets or rockets can easily be given to any player in the game espcially in a real poker match it all depends on what the players does with them sometimes in the game its best to go all in sometimes its best to play it safe but not all the time. Heres an scenerio you get poket aces and you go all in pre flop with 2 other players 3 out of 25 times you made a player who wouldve called if you didnt go all in and play it safe gets a straight or flush and crush your aces. Do you grasp on what im trying to say here? To be honest no one really knows who is going to win the pot not even when the river card is played so becarful when you get pocket cards such as aces.

Well thats all i got on pocket cards if their is anyone else who would like to shed some more light on this topic please feel free to do so im still learning on how to crush them myself




Excerpt from their strat forum or whatever...

PLEASE DEAR GOD MAKE THIS FOR REAL MONEY.

[Acesfullofgarbage]

0 stars

[King Fish]

Even Zynga players have no respect for NMHU's poker skillz.

I kind of find that amusing. No offense, NMHU

[DRybes]

NMHU is also a troll, whom most zynga-players would most likely beat.

In other news, cows lay eggs and the earth is flat