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06-30-2011 , 03:19 PM
http://forums.zynga.com/forumdisplay.php?f=721

Yup Zynga poker now has a BBV clone forum

I am calling out to all the BBV trolls to make teh funnies on here and post results


They are running a contest for an epic win/beat story right now, one of the first ones I pulled up
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My Big Win - I was actually going to go through my buddy list on this particular day. I hit the button and instead of my buddy list showing up I somehow hit play now. I am a real conservative poker player, playing each dollar as if it were right out of my pocket. Imagine my shock when I was thrown in a 200k/400k ante. It had my money down and I was literally sick at my stomach, and ticked at myself for not paying closer attention.I'm sitting there with a 3 and a 9 in the hole. Then the flop came and I ended up with a pair of 9's and a K and J showing, so the guy raised 200G next to me and I was ready to cry, although I was not ready to loose the money I had in already put up so I went along and chipped in. Next round was a 6 and he checked and so did I and one other. Final card comes and low and behold another 9. He raised 400k and I went in also. I was sweating bullets having never ever bet that much before. Cards flipped in the end and I had it with the 3 of a kind. I let out the biggest scream when I won ...It was 2am my time my husband came running down the stairs with a baseball bat thinking the boogie man was getting me. I was yelling and hollering "I won, I won!". Needless to say he did not share in my excitement and threatened to take the bat to the computer....Even after the 3rd degree for waking him up on a work day, I still grin from ear to ear every time I think about my BIG win. Granted it wasn't a ton of money to some people (1.8M) - I have friends that blow that in a sitting. The memory of it and the excitement (fear, and upset stomach) was priceless to me. That's my story of my Scared to Death Win. thank you for the consideration.
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06-30-2011 , 03:20 PM
Spoiler:
no
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06-30-2011 , 03:23 PM
Im gonna agree with Jeff if he comes.. and he will come.
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06-30-2011 , 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Alficor1
Im gonna agree with Jeff if he comes.. and he will come.
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THATS WAT SHE SAID
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06-30-2011 , 03:23 PM
BBV sucks. Zynga BBV sucks even more.


No thanks.
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06-30-2011 , 03:24 PM
this is so sad
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06-30-2011 , 03:33 PM
the womans story made me LOL so hard
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06-30-2011 , 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Pmoney91
the womans story made me LOL so hard

The first thread I click on..
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had 3 ACE i bet 198000 and lost to a straight thats pretty bad
More quality than our BBV?
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06-30-2011 , 03:41 PM
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The last time I had Pocket Rockets, I got beat by 3 fours! The time before, I made three Aces out of them and got beat by a full house!
lol
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06-30-2011 , 03:43 PM
idiot betting KK into trup queens story would win it imo
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06-30-2011 , 04:07 PM
This is such a deeply depressing story.
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06-30-2011 , 05:47 PM
That was , i don't know , a couple of months ago . I play on 20 / 40 k Tables. About 400k i go on something like 5 milion. In one hand i got aces and 5 mil. in my hand. Somebody raise about 200k i say '' yes , that's my boy '' i just call. Puf on flot A ; K ; Q . But the bad side is that because all cars are in colour. F***ing hearts. One man raise 1 mil. I was thinking like 10 sec. and then I call. And then down was another Q. I said '' YES; OMG , that's it '' . Me, and another 2 guys are in game. He can't be stronger than my full; just with royal but that isn't be that possible . He raise another milion and we both call. River was 3 in hearth. I was thinking that one have straigt with 10 and J and another had colour. It was my turn and i go all in. Just I was thinking one was had a colour with J , cannot be better , but then my face was like O - M - G ! HE HAD A ROYAL. 15 MIL POT. OMFG. I was totally crazy then. :s That's my story Zynga , love u all <3
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06-30-2011 , 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by absolutefish
This is such a deeply depressing story.
Indeed.
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06-30-2011 , 06:25 PM
I'd bang the woman in the first story just cause she gets so excited over play money
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07-01-2011 , 04:14 AM
Embrace your future BBV

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07-01-2011 , 04:31 AM
"i called it and i'm pretend that i didn't had a good card (my strategy)"
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07-01-2011 , 04:50 AM
hahaha pure gold
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07-01-2011 , 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Acesfullofgarbage
Embrace your future BBV

this has to be a level surely? SURELY?! his strategy to pretend he doesnt have good card!
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07-01-2011 , 12:00 PM
Major Bad Beat Handis it possible?

I have been seeing alot of players lately that had it all and lost it some say they lose to bingo players some say they got hacked i asked a guy how did he lose his 300 mil he said he lost to a straight flush to 10. 4 people had pocket cards all 4 of them had 3 of kind 6 7 8 9 including him leading up to the other player with the 10,2 heart whole cards for the straight flush everyone costantly raising thinking they had the high hand waiting on the river card for a full house river card was k and everyone expect the guy with the 10 hearts was screwd and won the pot 1.2 bil now thats a bad beat but is it possible or was he lieing ?
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07-01-2011 , 12:01 PM
Spoiler:
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07-01-2011 , 12:13 PM
not only are they poker ******s, but they appear to be unable to type?!
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07-01-2011 , 12:19 PM
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Here is my bad beat. i have been playing this game for a long time. this is my worst hand that I can think of. i could never get my chips up to this amount after it had happened. i was at the buyin 2m chips table blinds 100k/200k, the pot would of been over 100million if i had won.. I got a bit over 30million from previous wins that I had at the table, and hes got about the same amount of chips on the table. here it is. I got AQ spaids. hes got 5 2diamonds. he raises me 2million pre flop. flop is A 6 8. 2 spaids(6 8) Im pretty sure i got this, as i got a pair over aces with a decent kicker and tope flush draw with spaids.. he goes in. At this point i think hes got A K which beats my pair, but i still gotta call as i have a good flush draw. the turn is 7 and the river is 9. no spaids on the river. He gets a straight, 56789 against my AQ - A flop. i lost all of my 34million this hand, to a pot well over 100million.

good luck!!!


SPAIDS GIVE YOU AIDS.
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07-01-2011 , 12:20 PM
I'm sitting there with a 3 and a 9 in the hole.
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07-01-2011 , 12:22 PM
The year Zynga goes real money is the year I become a millionaire
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07-01-2011 , 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by DRybes
The year Zynga goes real money is the year I become a millionaire

So much this...looks like a bunch of monkeys playing cards.


in b4 monkeysplayingpokerz.jgp



- NMHU.
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