I love you, Braveheart-poster.

Braveheart post even more entertaining than the movie..better ending as well

shoulda folded imo, 30th minbet= nuts always

lol best post on the thread

very true

very creative

lolaments!

I'm bumping this because, well, I want to.

Poker Stars $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $14.23
SB: $18.96
BB: $4.93
UTG: $14.28
UTG+1: $1.11
Hero (MP1): $19.20
MP2: $8.38
CO: $5.00

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is MP1 with Q 2
UTG raises to $0.04, UTG says "too deep now", 1 fold, UTG says "hit and run time", Hero says "yeh", Hero raises to $0.06, MP2 calls $0.06, 1 fold, UTG says "omg longest HH ever time", 1 fold, UTG+1 says "man I suck", SB calls $0.05, BB calls $0.04, UTG raises to $0.08, Hero raises to $0.10, MP2 calls $0.04, SB calls $0.04, BB calls $0.04, UTG raises to $0.12, Hero says "can raise like 700 times", Hero raises to $0.14, MP2 calls $0.04, Hero says "", SB calls $0.04, UTG says "i got 2 of those 5hr energies", UTG says "i'm not going anywhere", BB calls $0.04, UTG raises to $0.16, Hero raises to $0.18, MP2 calls $0.04, SB calls $0.04, BB calls $0.04, UTG raises to $0.20, Hero raises to $0.22, MP2 calls $0.04, BB says "stop it!", SB says "meh", UTG says "LOLOLOLZ", SB says "ill just sit on this", SB says "everytime it comes to me", UTG says "lol if u fold spud... ur the best", UTG says "the 22nd bet is always aces", Hero says "srsly guise we're trying to play some poker", BB says "lol", SB calls $0.04, BB calls $0.04, UTG raises to $0.24, Hero says "we're all solid tags here rite", Hero raises to $0.26, UTG says "think i'm running about 100/30", Hero says "we all know about light 57-betting", MP2 calls $0.04, UTG says "countdown till someone gets bored and folds/shoves", 1 fold, BB calls $0.04, UTG raises to $0.28, Hero raises to $0.30, MP2 calls $0.04, BB calls $0.04, UTG raises to $0.32, Hero raises to $0.34, MP2 calls $0.04, BB calls $0.04, UTG raises to $0.36, Hero raises to $0.38, MP2 calls $0.04, BB calls $0.04, UTG raises to $0.40, Hero raises to $0.42, MP2 calls $0.04, BB calls $0.04, UTG raises to $0.44, Hero raises to $0.46, MP2 calls $0.04, BB calls $0.04, UTG raises to $0.48, Hero raises to $0.50, MP2 calls $0.04, BB calls $0.04, UTG raises to $0.52, Hero raises to $0.54, MP2 raises to $0.56, BB calls $0.06, UTG says "OMG THE L/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/RR", UTG raises to $0.58, Hero raises to $0.60, UTG says "i've read about it", MP2 calls $0.04, BB calls $0.04, UTG raises to $0.62, UTG+1 says "Bed time", Hero raises to $0.64, UTG says "peace rich", UTG+1 says "easy guys", Hero says "nite", MP2 calls $0.04, BB calls $0.04, UTG raises to $0.66, Hero raises to $0.68, MP2 calls $0.04, BB calls $0.04, UTG raises to $0.70, Hero raises to $0.72, MP2 calls $0.04, BB calls $0.04, UTG raises to $0.74, Hero raises to $0.76, MP2 calls $0.04, BB calls $0.04, UTG raises to $0.78, Hero raises to $0.80, UTG says "slow play", UTG says "can't let em know i'm strong", MP2 calls $0.04, BB calls $0.04, UTG says "software glitch i think", SB says "becuase you guys wont go all in", UTG says "i went all in 2 minutes ago", UTG raises to $0.82, Hero raises to $0.84, MP2 calls $0.04, BB calls $0.04, UTG raises to $0.86, Hero raises to $0.88, MP2 calls $0.04, BB calls $0.04, UTG raises to $0.90, Hero raises to $0.92, MP2 calls $0.04, BB calls $0.04, UTG raises to $0.94, Hero raises to $0.96, MP2 calls $0.04, BB calls $0.04, UTG raises to $0.98, Hero raises to $1, MP2 calls $0.04, BB says "this is amazing", BB calls $0.04, UTG raises to $1.02, Hero raises to $1.04, MP2 raises to $8.38 all in, SB says "thx al", BB calls $3.93 all in, UTG says "sickening", UTG says "can i fold KK?", SB says "only a matter of time now", SB says "hahaha", Hero says "tough one", UTG says "this is sick", UTG says "mike mcD told me i can't lose what i don't put in the middle", UTG says "ok w/e nh", UTG says "guess it's AA", 1 fold, Hero calls $7.34

Flop: ($22.93) 7 A A (3 players - 2 are all in)
Hero says "quads", UTG says "YES"

Turn: ($22.93) 3 (3 players - 2 are all in)
Hero says "lol", UTG says "YES", UTG says "YES"

River: ($22.93) J (3 players - 2 are all in)
UTG says "i knew it"

Final Pot: $22.93
BB shows 8 8 (two pair, Aces and Eights)
Hero shows Q 2 (a pair of Aces)
MP2 mucks 6 5
Hero wins $6.60
BB wins $15.23
(Rake: $1.10)

I haven't laughed as hard as I did at that Braveheart post in a very long time

original post was a thing of beauty

Braveheart post is epic... laughed my azzzz off.

Simply amazing.

Haha, funny ****!

HOLD

HOLD

best thread ever

you stole my post imo

LOL

[ ] OP reads souls
[x] The F do

Bump for a BBV classic

I've been 30-betting light lately, just to balance my ranges you know?

This is expert play:


Party Poker $2.00 No Limit Hold'em - 3 players
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BTN: $2.98
SB: $1.62
Hero (BB): $3.49

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is BB with J 9
BTN raises to $0.08, SB calls $0.07, Hero calls $0.06

Flop: ($0.24) Q 6 2 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.02, BTN raises to $0.04, SB folds, Hero raises to $0.06, BTN raises to $0.08, Hero raises to $0.10, BTN raises to $0.12, Hero calls $0.02

Turn: ($0.48) T (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $0.02, Hero raises to $0.04, BTN raises to $0.06, Hero raises to $0.08, BTN raises to $0.10, Hero calls $0.02

River: ($0.68) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $0.02, BTN folds

Final Pot: $0.68
Hero wins $0.68

hahahahha.

hahaha nice

Wow
This is the best post ive ever seen

Originally Posted by coldi View Post
[x] The 30-bet is always quads.