You lost 14 buyins. The minimum number of buyins I've seen suggested for no limit cash games for a given stake is 30, and most people agree that's pretty low.

Now why is that? It's because your chance of going broke at some point with 30 buyins is not extraordinary. I hope that puts losing 14 buyins in its proper perspective.

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Where u at OP?

I'm having a crying session with my therapist**. She charges me nearly one buy-in a session so don't rub more salt in my wounds.

For her consultation fee, she promised she'd e-mail me the number for Gamblers Anonymous**.

first lawyer offers his service!

You shouldn't need 30 buy ins for low limit live NLHE.......that's if you're a decent winning player.

If you're a losing player on the other hand you need infinity buy ins.....or possibly more.

I will give you a special price of $350 an hour OP. We will sue these trolls for all they are worth and bring justice back to the world.

Whiney peabody "never win with big pairs" lmao GTFO with that Whiney bull****

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Career?

Career?

Combo Breaker?

here's a tip OP, if you just move up to 5/10 then your 14BI downswing isn't even a 3 BI downswing and so there's nothing to worry about.

My advice to everyone here: shhhhhh

Pretty obvious you got hit with those infraction points and are now too scared to speak your mind.

lmaoooo true af

OP got ****ing rekt for being a ****** and threatening to go to his lawyer and now he's suddenly not saying ****

After my first year of playing poker I was a losing player, but luckily for me I knew some lawyers, We managed to sue the casino for all my loses and a little bit extra due to them encouraging a life of degeneracy and gambling.
I also keep a set of lawyers on retainer incase I get sucked out on with AA to ensure I can re-coup money stolen from me by other inferior players....

I'm surprised OP hasn't tried this since he always loses with AA, KK, and QQ.

Hi I've played poker for a couple years now, have seen a number of cool things take place. I'll tell you about the most memorable hand I've played in.

So, I was dealt pocket 6's. A third 6 landed on the flop, along with a 2 and a Queen. A few bets are placed, and then one dude raises by going all-in. I call. There's another guy left in the hand who has his cards covered. I don't see him. I turn up my cards revealing my set of 6's. The guy on my left turns up his cards to reveal a set of 2's and lays them down. I double facepalm myself, realizing I just made a horrible blunder. The turn is the 2 of diamonds. This makes a flush for the guy still in the hand but gives me a full house, and thus I win the hand. My horrible blunder ironically ended up saving me a ton of money. The dude on my left obviously would have called had I not shown my cards, and he would have won with quads. The dude then leaned over to me and said "Be aware, I know a lot of lawyers."

Interesting, right? What is your most memorable poker hand?

LOL goddamit

A+ Thread.

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^ No mention of being sent to North Korean camps and attacked by macho lesbians with guns. Fail

I just want to say: LOL !!