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07-17-2017 , 02:35 PM

#76

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by th3nuts

Nice friend selection there, AlwaysFolding, you clearly know how to pick the winners.

I'm sure I could find an equivalent thread in your history, but perhaps I'll leave that as it scavenger hunt for another reader.

Quote:

At one point, I was up over $500 for the weekend, but lost most of it in a hand where I was open-ended and got into a 3-way all-in on the flop.

Exhibit A as to why you're a losing poker player

Quote:

I just can't seem to catch a good, long heater where I run good for a whole session.

Exhibit B as to why you're a losing poker player

Quote:

You know that feeling when you play a session and it seems like you're completely invincible the whole time... I need one of those!

Exhibit C as to why you're a losing poker player and a degenerate

For you, beard length is inversely proportional to how many girls let you touch them.

07-18-2017 , 03:07 AM

#77

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

I'm laughing hard right now. Thread delivers

07-19-2017 , 10:16 PM

#78

th3nuts

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 114

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

If you look through my threads and postings you will find nothing but class and dignity, sir. But to pretend you didn't already look through them and discover that I am way out of your league is laughable. You fail. Good day, sir!

How old are you? You seem like the type of guy who still gets mad when people talk about his family like it somehow has any bearing on reality. Your dad was a great lay btw.

Yawn. Is that the best you can do, kid?

I probably won't watch this thread much longer. You trolls are so boring.

07-19-2017 , 10:34 PM

#79

th3nuts

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 114

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Exhibit A as to why you're a losing poker player

Exhibit B as to why you're a losing poker player

Exhibit C as to why you're a losing poker player and a degenerate

For you, beard length is inversely proportional to how many girls let you touch them.

Aww, did I hurt your poor little feelings? I love how you went though my entire bio thread looking for something to try to take a stab at me with. Seriously, how much free time do you have? Or were you just that desperate?

A quick read will reveal that I only play cards every week or two because I have a great day job that keeps me busy. Of course, that wouldn't have fit your CNN anchor-type hype report or your failed attempt to belittle me lol.

I mean really, the best you can do is post of picture of my huge beard that I voluntarily put on this forum? Oh no...stop...I'm so insulted...

Between you and Colin, I can't tell whose troll game is weaker. You're both so bad at it. What's your end game here anyway? What are you hoping to accomplish with your poor attempts at trolling?

07-20-2017 , 02:15 AM

#80

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

I think its time to meme this thread

07-20-2017 , 07:31 AM

#81

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

"went through entire bio thread"

First and last post = entire thread? Damn, that's sad

Did I hurt your feelings? Because you seem to have (read the first half of the first part, otherwise tl;dr jesus christ dude) written a lot in response. Sorry bb.

07-20-2017 , 07:36 AM

#82

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

07-20-2017 , 07:37 AM

#83

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

07-20-2017 , 07:38 AM

#84

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

07-20-2017 , 07:40 AM

#85

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

07-20-2017 , 09:09 AM

#86

YGOchamp

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,555

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

LMAO this one got me. tru af

07-21-2017 , 05:26 AM

#87

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

A+ memes bro

07-21-2017 , 09:24 PM

#88

CyberShark93

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 3,325

calm down move on

08-15-2017 , 10:46 PM

#89

th3nuts

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 114

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberShark93

calm down move on

They can't. They have no girlfriends/wives, definitely no jobs, no money, and obviously nothing better to do with their time lmao. I'd feel sorry for them if it wasn't so obvious that they're bottom feeders who brought that on themselves. I'd offer to buy them a pity-beer if they ever came to Las Vegas, but they can't even afford to do that.

08-15-2017 , 11:14 PM

#90

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Way to accurately describe yourself there, chief.

08-15-2017 , 11:28 PM

#91

th3nuts

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 114

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Way to accurately describe yourself there, chief.

lololololol that's a 5th grader's comeback

hahahahahaha

We both know I described you very accurately. Your average post count per day says it all, son.