Never had I had such a bad run in my entire life. This is just a small chunk of it. The following hands are the hands I got my money in with before going broke after a perfectly played session.

I have included an interesting story towards the end.

As you will see, the pot is often greater than double my buy-in (which is the loss for the session).

All sessions are live, 2/5 NL and 5/10 NL except that last one where I decided to play 1/2 NL.

Sure I was behind in some hands, where I usually had the odds to go in with but most of them are unreal beats.

Enjoy!

*P.S.: He had AQ on that second hand.



So basically, if you bought the lottery ticket against me, you would win! The odds of ALL that happenning is about 250 worst than lightning striking twice in the same spot. Even the session I won, I should have won a lot more because that donk called my $400 check-raise with 2nd pair.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvyEtxaHpaI

Anybody else read this and go, "OH BOY A SPREADSHEET!"

seriously, at least he made it different.

lmao, the 2nd to last one cracks me up. "he said all in and I said call with my straight. he showed AA for a fullhouse but never actually put his chips in the pot so it should be my pot"




LOLWAT

Outer only has 1 T AFAIK.

If you think about how big the world is and the fact that I am sitting right in this very spot.... WOW!!! The odds must be like 1 in a gazillion that I would be in this VERY spot at this exact moment in time. Think about all the places I am not right now!

Fair play OP, I actually read some of that spreadsheet. If it would have been in normal forum format I would have glossed straight over it with nothing but a carefree lol. I suspect none of that stops your pain, however, most of that is standard.

in before fgators jokes

those are some lolodds

real life odds don't work like that.

happens

great piece of math

yeah, what's with the odds you've accumulated? One hand is not dependent on the outcome of another, you just ran a bit crap and now you're moaning.

if you wind 50% of ur coinflips and just forget mention all the flips u won it is tha chance of 0,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% to lose x-million flips wow u really run bad boy

This made me laugh pretty hard.

lol live players lol op goodnight

this

well put

If you consistantly hit odds like that, buy a lottery ticket?

Good read my only advice would be to play online more hands-reduces the varience

I hope you reaise that even though you have worked out the percentages, the reality is that every one of those hands is 50 / 50.

They either happenn or they dont.

poker in itself is 50-50, it happens or it doesnt.

LOLOL at everything in here, especially you're math.

You're assuring yourself that donks are hitting everything and that you are running bad but you obviously have some huge leaks in your game just given the brief descriptions of the hands you lost, on top of that you have the wrong mindset if you are having a hard time understanding or accepting any of this as it is all incredibly standard anyway.

Wow, I usually kid people when I tel them to write their stuff on pieces of paper in that format to tape all over their walls. Apparently, the cliched manifesto manufacturing industry is still a growth industry.

Maybe it will help the economy.

OP you should make a spreadsheet about how you really feel

FYP