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Old 07-30-2012, 03:29 AM   #1
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Worst beat in the history of bad beats

So I was playing at my local casino last night and i looked down to see AA. I was pretty happy to see the AA and figured my AA would most likely be the best hand on the table. Well I came in with a raise and someone to my surprise re-raised me.

Well I started to get nervous because I thought maybe he has a strong hand like mine. Well I regained my composure and decided to re-re-raise. And to my absolute disgust he put me all-in!

Well I calculated my pot-odds and figured my expected value to be rather good. Plus I could see all 5 cards if i called. So i crossed my fingers (underneath the table, so i didn't look like a complete tard) and called. I breathed a rather large sigh of relief when he showed KK.

Well the flop came down 234 and I figured that this wasn't a terrible flop for me. I decided to cross my legs for extra luck. The turn came a 7. This was a little scary because due to the light and the colour it kinda looked like a K. And my heart dropped when the river came K. A tear came to my eye, but luckily i'm a man and I just wiped that **** away and told the villian, well played fish. I thought i had the last laugh on the that one.

Walked away into the sunset feeling this was the worst beat in history...
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Old 07-30-2012, 03:33 AM   #2
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You winning the sperm race was a 100 million to 1 bad beat for your parents, stop complaining about your tree-fitty+.5:1 loss

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Old 07-30-2012, 03:38 AM   #3
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Old 07-30-2012, 03:40 AM   #4
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You winning the sperm race was a 100 million to 1 bad beat for your parents, stop complaining about your tree-fitty+.5:1 loss

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Old 07-30-2012, 03:43 AM   #5
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like dis if u cri everytim
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Old 07-30-2012, 03:44 AM   #6
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[ ] Worst beat in the history of bad beats
[ ] Didn't look like a complete tard
[ ] Had the last laugh on the that one

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i looked down to see AA.

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And to my absolute disgust he put me all-in!

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Old 07-30-2012, 03:52 AM   #7
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Old 07-30-2012, 03:56 AM   #8
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Argh. I can't find my waffle iron.
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Old 07-30-2012, 04:24 AM   #10
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ITT OP tries to give the impression he can write really well, and be really funny. Fails hard
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Old 07-30-2012, 05:04 AM   #11
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Old 07-30-2012, 06:01 AM   #12
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You're no man OP.
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Old 07-30-2012, 06:06 AM   #13
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what is this i dont even
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Old 07-30-2012, 09:43 AM   #15
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is this a troll topic?
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