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Old 03-09-2011, 03:46 PM   #76
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Re: will pay for help contacting shaquille o'neal

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I would like clarification on this bet though. Is the bet that Shaq will return your email and offer to buy your shaq collection? I'm sure you'll have plenty of people willing to take that bet.
you made idiot remarks stating this isnt worth this and that isnt worth that. i replied stating i can sell my cards for over 5k np. you made more retarded comments stating this card and that card was on ebay for such and such price when the card is in fact not on ebay. you said i took my cards to a store and got offered nothing cause they are worth nothing. i didnt take my cards anywhere and i havent even attempted to sell them yet.

so far everything you say is all opinionated and i called you out on it. you acted as if you knew exactly what i owned and how i went about everything when the fact is you dont. i offered to bet you 5k that i can sell my entire "set" for over 5k. you seemed so confident in stating that all of my stuff is junk and i even told you i do not have duplicates for sale and that all the cards are from his rookie year. all cards are either classic/classic 4-sport/fleer/stadium club/skybox/topps/upperdeck. there is no gimmick error card im selling and once again. do you accept the bet?

everyone has their opinion and views on things which is standard obviously. but you seem to be so far up your own ass and think you know everything about what i have and what its worth its time to put up or shut up bro. plain and simple, bet y/n? then you try to dodge the bet and say make up another about me being able to contact him or not........ lol? dont duck the question kid. the bet is laid out and if you wish to wager we can set the terms in stone and get an escrow.
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Old 03-09-2011, 03:57 PM   #77
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Re: will pay for help contacting shaquille o'neal

can you see why that would be the world's worst bet for him? probably not if you really believe shaq would want this crap
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Old 03-09-2011, 04:07 PM   #78
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Re: will pay for help contacting shaquille o'neal

Hey OP, no trolling here 100% serious.

Can you post a couple of pics from your collection?
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Old 03-09-2011, 04:26 PM   #79
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Re: will pay for help contacting shaquille o'neal

This thread is too funny lol OP is getting worked so hard.

Your cards probably arnt worth very much, or you would have sold them already. Ebay is king of cards, if the thousands of users selling NBA cards on ebay says your set is shait, its most likely shait.
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Old 03-09-2011, 05:04 PM   #80
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Re: will pay for help contacting shaquille o'neal

I can imagine this is what happened before coming here:

Card Shop #1 - Sorry Kid, your collection isn't worth anything.

Kid - I put a lot of money and time with this collection! I'm going to take my one of a kinds to a real card shop!

Card Shop #2 - Sorry kid, your collection isn't worth anything and your cards aren't one of a kind.

Kid - Liar! My collection is da bomb!

Card Shop #3 - Sorry kid, the cards you have they mass produced so much that Shaq himself wouldn't even want them.

Kid - Liar! I have friends on a poker board, one of them is sure to know Shaq! I'll get his email address and sell off my cards to him! Just watch!
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Old 03-09-2011, 05:17 PM   #81
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holy cow, dreamscaper is dreamcrusher in this thread, this is awesome, legit LOL'ed at least 5 or 6 times reading his biting retorts. lol sports cards
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Old 03-09-2011, 06:27 PM   #82
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Re: will pay for help contacting shaquille o'neal

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I can imagine this is what happened before coming here:
lol bud. still dodging the question. all you do is imagine things and make judgement on assumption. you have tried to make your case with opinion. i have replied with fact. so at this point you dont want to bet? is that correct?

i will also assume you arent successful in life and just make feeble attempts to try and put people down. not a problem, cause while i sit at home not sweating too much about what i have and what ive done, you will just sit behind a keyboard "making assumptions" and trying to make yourself feel better about what you dont have and what you havent accomplished...

cliffs: dreamscaper = all talk, no bet.....
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Old 03-09-2011, 06:30 PM   #83
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Re: will pay for help contacting shaquille o'neal

lol @ collecting trading cards past the age of 13

lol @ coming to bbv to contact shaq

lol @ wanting to contact shaq to sell him ur trading cards

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Old 03-09-2011, 06:36 PM   #84
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1. I don't have $5,000.
2. Nobody would take a bet where all you had to do is sell your crap. I can get a friend to pretend to buy anything.
3. Anyone on these boards will bet you your $5k if the bet that Shaq will respond to an email and offer to buy your "set".

So far you have listed 2 items as the pride and joy of your collection. They both suck. A poster asked you to scan something you have, after they scanned an actual 1/2. You haven't.

If you weren't such a little kid you'd know I'm trying to help you by stating your collection sucks and you won't get crap for it. But you know this.

1. You haven't sold a card on ebay for 2 years.
2. You can't sell your "set" in person
3. You are on a poker forum asking for Shaq's email address hoping he'll contact you to buy your "set"
4. You haven't even a basic clue about collecting cards that you'd rather sell your "set" as a "set" instead of breaking them up and making more money.

So, all I have to ask is who exactly did you steal this collection from? You obviously haven't a clue what you have or anything about collecting cards so I doubt you made it yourself.

You are the one that needs to put your money where your mouth is. I'm not intersted in betting. But I guarantee you you'll get all the action in the world if you bet that Shaq will return your email to buy your collection. I'm willing to bet in your delusional world he might pay you a visit in person to see this awesome "set" of yours, and maybe you two can shoot some hoopies together while he's there buying his own memorabilia.
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Old 03-09-2011, 06:40 PM   #85
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Re: will pay for help contacting shaquille o'neal

have you tried myspace?
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Old 03-09-2011, 07:01 PM   #86
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Re: will pay for help contacting shaquille o'neal

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1. I don't have $5,000.
this bet was not intended to call you out on your net worth in life. so sorry to hear you dont have 5k to your name.
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2. Nobody would take a bet where all you had to do is sell your crap. I can get a friend to pretend to buy anything.
this is actually something very hard to prove but i see your point here and thats fine.
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3. Anyone on these boards will bet you your $5k if the bet that Shaq will respond to an email and offer to buy your "set".
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once again this is another assumption on your part.

So far you have listed 2 items as the pride and joy of your collection. They both suck. A poster asked you to scan something you have, after they scanned an actual 1/2. You haven't.
i listed 2 items that are actually very rare to this set and its your opinion that they suck. they will both fetch 1k easily if sold seperately. you dont have 5k to your name so it would be tough for you to understand the market value for these 2 cards.
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If you weren't such a little kid you'd know I'm trying to help you by stating your collection sucks and you won't get crap for it. But you know this.
once again, posting my collection sucks is your opinion and we all know where that winds up. state a solid argument when you come again.
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1. You haven't sold a card on ebay for 2 years.
and you know this cause?
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2. You can't sell your "set" in person
actually ive been offered money for this entire set very recently by 3 people who are shaq collectors.
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3. You are on a poker forum asking for Shaq's email address hoping he'll contact you to buy your "set"
i am taking a shot in the dark in hoping someone might have some form of contact. just because you have 0 in life dont assume everyone on here is a bum like you captain.
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4. You haven't even a basic clue about collecting cards that you'd rather sell your "set" as a "set" instead of breaking them up and making more money.
regardless of what i have a clue of or not, i own this set and you dont. and since you dont have 5k, obv just this set alone is greater than your net worth.
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So, all I have to ask is who exactly did you steal this collection from? You obviously haven't a clue what you have or anything about collecting cards so I doubt you made it yourself.
i stole this set from your mom. maybe i dont have a clue, maybe i do. are you bragging that cards are a dead end in life and you are very knowledgeable on something that is useless?
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You are the one that needs to put your money where your mouth is. I'm not intersted in betting. But I guarantee you you'll get all the action in the world if you bet that Shaq will return your email to buy your collection. I'm willing to bet in your delusional world he might pay you a visit in person to see this awesome "set" of yours, and maybe you two can shoot some hoopies together while he's there buying his own memorabilia.
i have no problem putting money where my mouth is. i say my collection is worth over 5k. you said it wasnt. i offered a bet. you bitched out. i never said i was going to get in contact and i never said i would get an offer from the man himself. if i knew that would happen i wouldnt post on here asking for others to help. so how am i not putting my money where my mouth is? i make a claim, you called me out. i put my money all-in, you folded.........

anyways, thanks to the people who pm'd me. i appreciate the efforts and since this troll has no money, no sense replying to him anymore. obvious efforts to make an argument out of opinion have failed. pz loser.
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Old 03-09-2011, 07:24 PM   #87
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What does me not having $5k have to do with what I know? It's like saying "Since your not president of the United States you don't know anything about presidents". "Since you don't own a bridge you don't know jumping from one is probably a bad idea". "Since you don't know how to spell Scissors you don't know what it means". "Since you don't have a bank account you don't know what one is".

The 2 items you listed don't "fetch" anything. You need a buyer to "fetch" prices. You are hoping Shaq will be your buyer. Of the 6 billion people in the world you are hoping Shaq will "fetch" the worth.

1 item is a promotional giveaway from a sporting event. Get your foam finger PSA graded to claim it's worth $1,000.

1 item someone has listed on ebay for $499, and not selling. Furthermore, they say 43 items of that card received a 10. You claim 1. Not only is 43 probably accurate, but if it was really worth $1,000 and people could "fetch" that, everyone who bought 10 sets of that set could break it open and probably pull a PSA 10 out of it.

So, 3 Shaq collectors offered you money but you want to sell it to the man himself? Are you flippen retarded? You claim you can get 5k for a couple pieces, but yet, you are hoping Shaq is a fan of Shaq and Shaq wants to buy his own crap memorabilia, because he'd rather have common PSA 10 cards rather than maybe NBA rings and all the other things he was able to collect over the years if he wanted to?

Now you are proud you own a set and I don't. There is a reason I don't own this "set" cuz it sucks.

I'll play you a game of chess for $10k than I'll accept your offer of $5k. Put your money where your mouth is. Wait, you're going to fold cuz you think using poker terms is cool or something. I don't need to escrow for this bet since I'll just simply beat you.

You really stole cards from my mom? Wow I didn't know she collected garbage. She never mentioned it being stolen so I'm sure she'll thank you for clearing the space.
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Old 03-09-2011, 07:24 PM   #88
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Oh, and don't worry. Nobody PM'd you regarding Shaq's contact information. Nobody has it. And if they did they wouldn't give it away for a cheeseburger.
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Old 03-09-2011, 07:34 PM   #89
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lol thread is lol.
lol op is lol

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Old 03-10-2011, 09:39 AM   #90
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I take back everything I said! There is hope!

In inspiration of OP, I decided to email Scottie Pippen. I have an autographed 8x10 of his and wanted to see if he'd buy it, and he wants to! He's a big Scottie Pippen fan! Not only that, he agreed to come by and pick it up in person and stay for my kids birthday party!
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