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Old 05-02-2017, 06:14 PM   #151
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Ofc you'll get an invite, you're the only one on 2+2 Sammy likes. You just go stand by the mailbox and wait, the letter will get there any day now.
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Old 05-02-2017, 06:15 PM   #152
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Sammy is now being deliberately offensive to Mr. FranFran and I will not StandStand for it
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Old 05-02-2017, 06:21 PM   #153
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Sammy is now being deliberately offensive to Mr. FranFran and I will not StandStand for it
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Old 05-02-2017, 06:27 PM   #154
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Ofc you'll get an invite, you're the only one on 2+2 Sammy likes. You just go stand by the mailbox and wait, the letter will get there any day now.
I assume that's because you love me
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Old 05-02-2017, 06:27 PM   #155
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Hahaha, you're so funny Fiddle

You probably didn't even understand the funny part about the name.
It's obviously some sort of duck mating call.
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Old 05-02-2017, 06:31 PM   #156
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I assume that's because you love me
Assumption is the mother of all **** ups
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Old 05-02-2017, 08:33 PM   #157
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Only made 1 bet so far.

71 points in 1.Q is a pretty good start
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Old 05-02-2017, 09:36 PM   #158
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Ofc you'll get an invite, you're the only one on 2+2 Sammy likes. You just go stand by the mailbox and wait, the letter will get there any day now.


I see how it is, Samwise
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Old 05-02-2017, 10:01 PM   #159
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71 points in 1.Q is a pretty good start
141 in the first half.

Sammy happy.

42 in the 3rd.

Making Sammy sweat a bit.
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Old 05-02-2017, 10:41 PM   #160
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I was a massive chicago bulls fan back in the day
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Old 05-02-2017, 10:41 PM   #161
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Sammy only likes one person on twoplustwo guys
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Old 05-02-2017, 11:33 PM   #162
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Sammy only likes FranFran on twoplustwo.

but he LOVES him IRL

SAY IT SAMMY, I WILL BECOME NEO
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Old 05-03-2017, 03:39 AM   #163
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Hai free Wednesday!

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Sheep got that reference. A big for The HandsomeMan for posting a quote from a Steven Seagal movie!
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Old 05-03-2017, 05:24 AM   #164
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Sammy <3
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Old 05-03-2017, 08:25 AM   #165
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It's bump day.
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Old 05-03-2017, 08:25 AM   #166
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**** you, bump day.
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Old 05-03-2017, 08:55 AM   #167
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****y ****y wednesday
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Old 05-03-2017, 08:56 AM   #168
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1. **** you wednesday
2. Mr. FranFran finally reveals his true from, SammysGF
3. Cunning linguists over here.
4. Fid can you confirm the IP connection between the two
5. Sheep your proximity allows you to investigate the link much more easily
6. Gypsie keep being Gypsie
7. plz let the gambolz happen today
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Old 05-03-2017, 09:11 AM   #169
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Wed ness day you are not as bad as I expected...for now. So instead of a giant **** off, how about I just tell you to go eat a bag of dicks. kthxbai

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hai BBV (Go Rockets!)
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Old 05-03-2017, 09:13 AM   #170
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EABOD ACTIVATED
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Old 05-03-2017, 09:26 AM   #171
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EABOD ACTIVATED
Me and the wife-to-be were shopping at Petsmart for some random **** for the dogs when we ran across some dog treats called pizzle sticks. Pizzle sticks are dried bull dicks so, technically you can purchase a BOD at Petsmart.

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Old 05-03-2017, 10:20 AM   #172
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Thank you for the enlightenment Gypsie. You are a valuable member of this society.
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Old 05-03-2017, 10:21 AM   #173
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Old 05-03-2017, 11:13 AM   #174
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Wed ness day you are not as bad as I expected...for now. So instead of a giant **** off, how about I just tell you to go eat a bag of dicks. kthxbai

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Last edited by Majik1973; 05-03-2017 at 11:14 AM. Reason: I actually agree. **** off wednesday
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Old 05-03-2017, 11:46 AM   #175
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I see how it is, Samwise
Great news that you won't have to go on strike, but Sammy's taken over this month's thread too. You could always stream Pro Evolution Soccer/FIFA until he calms down!

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