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Old 05-31-2017, 12:37 PM   #1701
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Old 05-31-2017, 12:49 PM   #1702
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Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white as snow!

Only Mr. Sheep isn't a lamb.
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Old 05-31-2017, 12:58 PM   #1703
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Only Mr. Sheep isn't a lamb.
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Old 05-31-2017, 01:57 PM   #1704
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Old 05-31-2017, 03:01 PM   #1705
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Old 05-31-2017, 03:35 PM   #1706
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Old 05-31-2017, 05:09 PM   #1709
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Old 05-31-2017, 05:11 PM   #1710
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Houston is sticky

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Old 05-31-2017, 05:12 PM   #1711
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Hello Mr. Whiskeyneat, my name is Sammy. Welcome to BBV
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Old 05-31-2017, 05:13 PM   #1712
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I'm familiar. Sammy drank away all his memories of me
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Old 05-31-2017, 05:18 PM   #1713
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I'm familiar. Sammy drank away all his memories of me
Sammy remembers now, you're the dude with the small thumbs that smoked weed/****ed a hot chick at some famous guy's place.
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Old 05-31-2017, 05:18 PM   #1714
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I'm familiar. Sammy drank away all his memories of me
Sammy has his focus on saving the world. He needs all that brain space for important world saving things.
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Old 05-31-2017, 05:32 PM   #1715
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Calm down Fiddle

GSW or Cavaliers?
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How much is that in real money?
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Old 05-31-2017, 05:39 PM   #1718
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How much is that in real money?
It's euros = $169000 to win $231000
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Old 05-31-2017, 05:55 PM   #1719
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Calm down Fiddle

GSW or Cavaliers?
Being a Golden State fan I have no intentions of jinxing this with a pick!
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Being a Golden State fan I have no intentions of jinxing this with a pick!
4-0, 4-1, 4-2 or 4-3



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Old 05-31-2017, 06:27 PM   #1721
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4-0, 4-1, 4-2 or 4-3



I'd be happy with any of those...
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Old 06-01-2017, 01:10 AM   #1722
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I was at the casino playing some slots and some degen native chick was losing and had like 5 cents left. She was pretty drunk and told me she would suck my dick for $50. I felt like she may have a disease because who does that for slot money? but I said alright sounds fine. She tried to suck me off at the slot machine.....

I said no we need to go out to my car and she said **** that I aint walking that far.

Pretty lazy imo. I told her she could give me a handjob at the slot machine and she was about to but then someone sat on the other side and I felt weird. So I gave her $10 and left to some other slots.
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Old 06-01-2017, 04:48 AM   #1723
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I was at the casino playing some slots and some degen native chick was losing and had like 5 cents left. She was pretty drunk and told me she would suck my dick for $50. I felt like she may have a disease because who does that for slot money? but I said alright sounds fine. She tried to suck me off at the slot machine.....

I said no we need to go out to my car and she said **** that I aint walking that far.

Pretty lazy imo. I told her she could give me a handjob at the slot machine and she was about to but then someone sat on the other side and I felt weird. So I gave her $10 and left to some other slots.
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