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Old 05-19-2017, 02:38 PM   #1251
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Old 05-19-2017, 02:42 PM   #1252
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F are you excited about the new Twin Peaks this weekend?
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Old 05-19-2017, 03:01 PM   #1253
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People in Asia are just very small
This is very true. Tokyo at night is crazy. You're basically touching 18 people as you walk down the street. Fortunately it's easy to see things as you're a foot taller than everyone else.
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Old 05-19-2017, 03:01 PM   #1254
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Morph drinking erdingers, Fran happy
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Old 05-19-2017, 03:41 PM   #1255
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5. some day i won't eat 3k+ Kcal and expect to feel good when 1/3 of them are spicy
Sheep is proud of Mr. Folding for writing 'Kcal' rather than 'cal' like many people do.

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0. Mr. Sheep your fifth day of reckoning approaches quickly!
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Old 05-19-2017, 03:51 PM   #1256
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Old 05-19-2017, 06:22 PM   #1257
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0. Mr. Sheep your fifth day of reckoning approaches quickly!
1. Mr. Colin_Piddles doing God's work on PGC
2. Mr. FWWM doing BBV's work to sammy +1
3. Mr.mmmKay
4. Mr. Fiddles... I'm I'm all alba-out your gif game
5. Mr. suitedjustice to the moderators office we have a job for you
6. Mr. tbh how nice of you to join us, please sit down and tell us a story
1a. Mr. Morphismus please continue the lolz all Friyay
7. Mr. Natamus how is work?
8. Mr. FrancisFrancis is still MIA but he posted yesterday. This is unacceptable
9. Mr. Sammy doesn't **** himself in the apocalypse apparently
10. Mr. Gypsie please announce yourself


How is work??? It's up and down but it's good. I'm working on a new tv pilot with this chick I'm friends with through stand up comedy. She's recently had a #1 album on iTunes in 2016 and is a national headliner. We are hoping to turn it into a comedycentral or seeso or Hulu sitcom. I also have a YouTube project I'm exec producing/editing based on all this crazy footage my Israeli neighbor has from his driving uber.

I'm otherwise redoing my writers packet and starting to take meetings with new agents/agencies.
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Old 05-19-2017, 06:30 PM   #1258
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How is work??? It's up and down but it's good. I'm working on a new tv pilot with this chick I'm friends with through stand up comedy. She's recently had a #1 album on iTunes in 2016 and is a national headliner. We are hoping to turn it into a comedycentral or seeso or Hulu sitcom. I also have a YouTube project I'm exec producing/editing based on all this crazy footage my Israeli neighbor has from his driving uber.

I'm otherwise redoing my writers packet and starting to take meetings with new agents/agencies.
You don't have to tell me, but relying on income must be stressful. Is it like... get paid $20k in January, then nothing for 2 months, then $30k in April.. then nothing for a month?

Or is it more stable than that?
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Old 05-19-2017, 06:58 PM   #1259
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You don't have to tell me, but relying on income must be stressful. Is it like... get paid $20k in January, then nothing for 2 months, then $30k in April.. then nothing for a month?



Or is it more stable than that?


Good f'ing question.

If you sell a movie script/get hired to write a movie or write in a production you're getting paid BIG every two weeks for a few months.

If you get hired in a Tv show staff on any level (writers assist through show runner) you're getting paid every two weeks through the shooting season and you're getting paid well to very well. Say between 5k for the bottom rung and 20k a month for the lead writers.

I've yet to get one of those season long gigs on a show, just an episode or 2 here or there. That's why I learned video editing and shooting and cover music events on the side b/c most of my writing gigs are re-writes/polishes, story editing and stuff. But I want one of those badass sitcom jobs where you're making 100-200k / year

I did sell a couple of movie scripts in 2009/2010 and I made good money but I was young and used to being poor so I lived well off of it and invested nothing. Next sale or good job I'm investing like 75% of my take home. Now that I have a couple of small
Investments I get the value of the return on investment for income and want much more instead of just spending what I earn.
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Old 05-19-2017, 07:06 PM   #1260
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Since I'm talking about myself we checked out that brand new complex in OC and it's super nice. It's filled with wynn Vegas level amenities and the apartment is cheaper than the old AF building I live in now but overlooks the pacific.

So we're moving on the 31st to Aliso Viejo. One of the exciting parts for me is it's only a half hour drive or train ride to oceans 11 casino in Oceanside. It's the best 1/3 - 5/10 action in so cal outside of bike and commerce but I refuse to go to commerce and don't care for the bike much either. Hustler is OK but the action is a grind and pretty shallow pockets there
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Old 05-19-2017, 08:05 PM   #1261
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Sammy,

Boston win tonight. Bookmark it.
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Old 05-19-2017, 08:58 PM   #1262
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Whats the average salary in LA?
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Old 05-19-2017, 09:00 PM   #1263
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Boston win tonight. Bookmark it.
You're a ****ing idiot
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Old 05-19-2017, 09:27 PM   #1264
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Old 05-19-2017, 10:01 PM   #1265
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Whats the average salary in LA?
For what job/industry?
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Old 05-19-2017, 10:46 PM   #1266
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Hey all. Just had sex with a lesbian. Why? Because I could. And she said she liked it. Got myself a new, no-attachment f*** buddy.

So, anything I missed?
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Old 05-19-2017, 11:07 PM   #1267
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Hey all. Just had sex with a lesbian. Why? Because I could. And she said she liked it. Got myself a new, no-attachment f*** buddy.

So, anything I missed?


I could ask you the same question, troll cat.

I'm moving to Orange ****y County and Sammy still is #2, which is also known as crap.
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Old 05-19-2017, 11:45 PM   #1268
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On final table of $2.20 deep stacks on p stars. $475 for the win!!! One time for the BBV legends
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Old 05-19-2017, 11:53 PM   #1269
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and we misclick all in and fk up. Would have lost a bit but not whole stack. aids gonna aids
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Old 05-20-2017, 01:00 AM   #1270
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*********** # 1 **************
PokerStars Hand #170656776928: Tournament #1912014202, $2.00+$0.20 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XL (20000/40000) - 2017/05/20 15:51:22 NZT [2017/05/19 23:51:22 ET]
Table '1912014202 24' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: garabushtas (1302293 in chips)
Seat 2: myhandisall (315057 in chips)
Seat 3: ordan33 (2646066 in chips)
Seat 5: laninja (3510589 in chips)
Seat 6: JDShark97 (747277 in chips)
Seat 7: almofadinhas (2036596 in chips)
Seat 8: Merlor29 (4200742 in chips)
Seat 9: Hero (1671380 in chips)
garabushtas: posts the ante 5000
myhandisall: posts the ante 5000
ordan33: posts the ante 5000
laninja: posts the ante 5000
JDShark97: posts the ante 5000
almofadinhas: posts the ante 5000
Merlor29: posts the ante 5000
Hero: posts the ante 5000
JDShark97: posts small blind 20000
almofadinhas: posts big blind 40000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [As Ac]
Merlor29: folds
Hero: raises 40000 to 80000
garabushtas: folds
myhandisall: folds
ordan33: folds
laninja: calls 80000
ordan33 said, "nh"
JDShark97: folds
laninja said, "ty"
almofadinhas: calls 40000
*** FLOP *** [5s 3s 5d]
almofadinhas: checks
Hero: bets 1350000
laninja: calls 1350000
almofadinhas: folds
*** TURN *** [5s 3s 5d] [Qc]
Hero: bets 236380 and is all-in
laninja: calls 236380
laninja said, "misclick?"
*** RIVER *** [5s 3s 5d Qc] [8c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [As Ac] (two pair, Aces and Fives)
laninja: shows [5h Ad] (three of a kind, Fives)
laninja collected 3472760 from pot
Hero finished the tournament in 8th place and received $39.73.
laninja said, "nope guess nhot"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3472760 | Rake 0
Board [5s 3s 5d Qc 8c]
Seat 1: garabushtas folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: myhandisall folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: ordan33 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: laninja (button) showed [5h Ad] and won (3472760) with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 6: JDShark97 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: almofadinhas (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: Merlor29 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Hero showed [As Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fives
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Old 05-20-2017, 02:08 AM   #1271
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My brain hurts. Or what's left of it. Thanks Obama. Maybe I should follow tbh's path. That pic was taken on a slope. HK is very hilly. Asians are really small though. I'll watch twin peaks when I get the chance and have the time. I don't have high hopes for it given that all actors are now a mirrion years older and the OG series ended in total chaos. But it's still David Lynch, so it could be good.
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Old 05-20-2017, 04:26 AM   #1272
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Sammy,

Boston win tonight. Bookmark it.
Great pick Fiddle. Did they even lose this big before in this season?

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Old 05-20-2017, 06:15 AM   #1273
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NBA NBA Sammy when u playing high stakes PLO again?
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Old 05-20-2017, 07:12 AM   #1274
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NBA NBA Sammy when u playing high stakes PLO again?
When drunk enough and feel like playing.
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Old 05-20-2017, 07:42 AM   #1275
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So, anything I missed?
I drank two beers in a row.
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