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05-11-2017 , 07:29 AM

#626

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Omg can't wait to analyze this in Detail. Already See one celebrating Kristie's farts, so gotta qoute this in 4L.

Shouldn't you be getting ready for Eurovision or something? Stop moving Sammy's posts to 4L, that place is full of crazy people.

05-11-2017 , 07:38 AM

#627

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

my life seems like a hooliday, I mean I worked today, for at least 3 hours. 1 hour lunch included.

05-11-2017 , 07:38 AM

#628

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

i wanted to wake up earlier but yesterdays champions league drinking didnt help

05-11-2017 , 07:43 AM

#629

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

my life seems like a hooliday, I mean I worked today, for at least 3 hours. 1 hour lunch included.

Sammy worked 3 hours too. 1 hour lunch, 2 hours table tennis.

05-11-2017 , 07:58 AM

#630

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Sammy confuses me.

In one breathe he says that he works 36 hours a day, 8 days a week, and the next he brags about all the holidays he gets.

05-11-2017 , 08:01 AM

#631

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

I once worked 8 days, in a week. Pulled 2 muscles

05-11-2017 , 08:01 AM

#632

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,272

Who is Sankt Hans lol?

05-11-2017 , 08:03 AM

#633

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

Saint Hans defeated Saint Sammy 6000 years ago otherwise it would've been Saint Sammy day.

The ancient scrolls tell us that Saint Hans defeated Saint Sammy in an epic fap off, lasting 3 days.

05-11-2017 , 08:06 AM

#634

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Who is Sankt Hans lol?

Lol, don't know, but it's the night where everyone lights big fires with a witch on top, eats pork and gets drunk.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 05-11-2017 at 08:12 AM.

05-11-2017 , 08:07 AM

#635

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sammy confuses me.

In one breathe he says that he works 36 hours a day, 8 days a week, and the next he brags about all the holidays he gets.

Maybe if you had a real job you'd understand.

05-11-2017 , 08:10 AM

#636

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Lol, don't know, but it's the night were everyone lights big fires with a witch on top, eats pork and gets drunk.

The people in the crowd look real excited.

05-11-2017 , 08:13 AM

#637

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

The people in the crowd look real excited.

It's picture you fool. People don't move on pictures.

05-11-2017 , 08:17 AM

#638

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

It's picture you fool. People don't move on pictures.

You can't look excited in a photo?

Can't see one beer being held.

05-11-2017 , 08:18 AM

#639

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

I just think Denmarkians don't know how to have a good time.

05-11-2017 , 08:42 AM

#640

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 728

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Vegas June 14th-16th, holla

Damn, i'm coming the previous week

05-11-2017 , 08:44 AM

#641

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 728

Fursday....blah blah blah

HAI BBV

05-11-2017 , 08:52 AM

#642

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Challenger - Aix en Provence, Elias Ymer - Reilly Opelka

Delayed due to rain.

05-11-2017 , 09:06 AM

#643

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

The people in the crowd look real excited.

That's prolly among the most exciting things in Denmark

05-11-2017 , 09:10 AM

#644

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Thursecution. **** you, Thursday.

05-11-2017 , 09:15 AM

#645

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Randomly found on the interwebs

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/...calypse-nibiru

05-11-2017 , 09:34 AM

#646

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

denmarkians and fun, yeah sure. Sammy is the funniest denmark goes.

05-11-2017 , 09:39 AM

#647

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

RIP Earth

05-11-2017 , 09:43 AM

#648

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Being that the earth is going to die let's enjoy it while we can...

05-11-2017 , 09:48 AM

#649

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

RIpaul Walker

05-11-2017 , 09:48 AM

#650

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

**** you thursday

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