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05-04-2017 , 10:09 AM

#226

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

05-04-2017 , 10:09 AM

#227

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

I have 4 posts less than the guy who is supposingly on strike. This cannot stand

05-04-2017 , 10:11 AM

#228

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

1. **** you thursday
2. oberbrunner is doing a Sheep game in POG which makes me lol hard and it's great
3. nobody but Sheep gets the shoutout today. Hay Mr. Sheep.
4. I'm actually working today guys! Like, lots of efforts!
5. No wednesday gambolz even though two games of the 10/20 were running. I screwed up.
6. Six is for chicks.
7. Is for Fran and Sammy, who have become best lovers over the last week.

1. you have a point
2. whats POG? Is that smth like BBW?
3. Aaaaaaaaaaaa

05-04-2017 , 10:13 AM

#229

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

1. you have a point
2. whats POG? Is that smth like BBW?
3. Aaaaaaaaaaaa

Ober is doing it, so I assume POG stands for Penis On Girl.

05-04-2017 , 10:16 AM

#230

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

It actually stands for Punishing Our Genitals

05-04-2017 , 10:16 AM

#231

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

so, how's separation going AF? Are you out banging hoes like Kingfish?

Separation is still in effect. She hits me up every day saying we should get back together, but I'm not budging. It's just not gonna work.

Strangely enough I haven't hit the promiscuity portion of a breakup yet. I'm still in the "wow I have way more money and poker has been going way better too" phase so $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

tl;dr I'm working out a **** ton and stacking up dollars while the hoes line up out the door

05-04-2017 , 10:17 AM

#232

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

If you summon a demon, try to have something prepared for it to do.

Knowledge demon....

05-04-2017 , 10:27 AM

#233

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Two things I desire knowledge of however:

Hooker debauchery (pics preferred)
Poker reports

but you already knew those things, El Jefe

poker update in my fred, have had some huge swings playing 5/5/10 PLO.

Only one pro and it was a rub n tug, most disappoint.

05-04-2017 , 10:29 AM

#234

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I read the freddy like mom's spaghetti of course.

And that happens, maybe the amateurs can help you out more satisfactorily.

05-04-2017 , 10:29 AM

#235

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

also, have been trying to book an airbnb for 2-4 weeks and i have been asking to see the places before i check in and 100% of the people either dont respond or show up and the place has a myriad of problems. It is making me very skeotical to just book a place that looks cool for a few weeks

05-04-2017 , 11:29 AM

#236

Sheep86

****Who's Getting Snookered Next? Not May LC/NC THREAD NSFW****

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,631

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

3. nobody but Sheep gets the shoutout today. Hay Mr. Sheep.

Hai Mr. Folding!

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

If you summon a demon, try to have something prepared for it to do.

The first part of this sentence sounds like it was taken from a Magic: The Gathering card. Or a Hearthstone card. Does this make Sheep a nerd?

05-04-2017 , 11:41 AM

#237

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,272

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

WTF is this, I want HandsomeMan back

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

He's busy saving the world.

No I get it, it's some kind of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde thing!

What's the trigger though?

05-04-2017 , 11:42 AM

#238

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,272

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

It just means that Morph is a bigger nerd than you, but you're still a big nerd though.

I'm a bigger nerd than all of you punks! Go challenge me!

05-04-2017 , 11:49 AM

#239

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I'm a bigger nerd than all of you punks! Go challenge me!

Are you a situational nihilist?

05-04-2017 , 12:05 PM

#240

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,272

sometimes

05-04-2017 , 12:06 PM

#241

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

**** it doesn't even matter enough to be fully nihilized

05-04-2017 , 12:07 PM

#242

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

No I get it, it's some kind of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde thing!

What's the trigger though?

Losing Spilmaks or being culled!

05-04-2017 , 12:08 PM

#243

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

If we are staying somewhere for more than a few days, we always look first.

Not responding is weird.

05-04-2017 , 12:09 PM

#244

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I'm a bigger nerd than all of you punks! Go challenge me!

Let's do a beer/pork challenge.

05-04-2017 , 12:09 PM

#245

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

do you only PC game Morph?

05-04-2017 , 12:22 PM

#246

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

long story short, you lie that she wants you back and you dont **** anyone.

That too shall pass.

05-04-2017 , 12:22 PM

#247

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Let's do a beer/pork challenge.

05-04-2017 , 12:24 PM

#248

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

if you ask yourself why AF, just look at your list you scumbag, 7th place?! ****ing disgrace.

05-04-2017 , 12:24 PM

#249

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

long story short, you lie that she wants you back and you dont **** anyone.

That too shall pass.

Mr. FranFran you of all people should know I don't need to lie about my life.

Last edited by AlwaysFolding; 05-04-2017 at 12:25 PM. Reason: You take that back, right now!

05-04-2017 , 12:25 PM

#250

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

see above

new list right now

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