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05-27-2017 , 07:05 AM

#1626

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,144

Had a small cash on Merge after playing for a mirron hours. Going to see GOTG2 tonight with friends, so no tournies. They live near a casino with a decent poker room, so I might sneak in there first for some $1/$2.

05-27-2017 , 02:33 PM

#1627

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Hello, Saturday afternoon. I slept until you came into my life.

05-27-2017 , 02:35 PM

#1628

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

0. First there was fidstar-poker
1. I rather enjoy Saturday
2. AF doesn't skip leg day. AF is frequently slow moving on Saturday. Be like AF
3. Let it be known that the sixth sheep day occurs tomorrow. Prepare yourselves for glory
4. gypsie you're a heck of a guy, hope you're enjoying the day
5. Mr. FWWM is slaying the memes
6. Mr. Colin_Piddle, some success is better than none-success. Well done

05-27-2017 , 09:28 PM

#1629

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

A much improved performance in sheep today. I even managed to beat folding!

05-28-2017 , 03:43 AM

#1630

Sheep86

****Who's Getting Snookered Next? Not May LC/NC THREAD NSFW****

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,626

05-28-2017 , 10:33 AM

#1631

Sheep86

****Who's Getting Snookered Next? Not May LC/NC THREAD NSFW****

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,626

1. Sheep have a complex digestive system composed of four chambers, allowing them to break down cellulose from stems, leaves, and seed hulls into simpler carbohydrates.
2. Hi Mr. Folding!
3. Ewes generally reach sexual maturity at six to eight months old.
4. Exciting finale of the Giro coming up!
5. Probably The Sammy is watching right now.
6. Despite the common perception sheep are smart animals - they are able to recognize and remember individual human and ovine faces.
7. Almost finished with the list...
8. You guys probably know this already, but sheep are awesome.

05-28-2017 , 11:10 AM

#1632

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

1. Sheep have a complex digestive system composed of four chambers, allowing them to break down cellulose from stems, leaves, and seed hulls into simpler carbohydrates.
2. Hi Mr. Folding!
3. Ewes generally reach sexual maturity at six to eight months old.
4. Exciting finale of the Giro coming up!
5. Probably The Sammy is watching right now.
6. Despite the common perception sheep are smart animals - they are able to recognize and remember individual human and ovine faces.
7. Almost finished with the list...
8. You guys probably know this already, but sheep are awesome.

Sheep are definitely hottest at 6 months. They have the best curves at that time.

05-28-2017 , 02:08 PM

#1633

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

YASSSS! This is by far the best of the Sheepdays so far! It is INDEED the sixth of the sheep days!

05-28-2017 , 02:10 PM

#1634

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

1. Happy Sheepday to Mr. Sheep and all of BBV
2. yesterday we did the gambolz. It went poorly. We couldn't hit, they couldn't miss, #whinewhinewhine
3. but today we redeem ourselves, as it is SHEEPDAY
4. Fiddles likes em young and furry. Noted.
5. Kinda weird, Fiddles.
6. Good work Mr. Colin_Piddle, much improved for certain!

05-28-2017 , 02:28 PM

#1635

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

1. Happy Sheepday to Mr. Sheep and all of BBV
2. yesterday we did the gambolz. It went poorly. We couldn't hit, they couldn't miss, #whinewhinewhine
3. but today we redeem ourselves, as it is SHEEPDAY
4. Fiddles likes em young and furry. Noted.
5. Kinda weird, Fiddles.
6. Good work Mr. Colin_Piddle, much improved for certain!

Only clean shaven thanks. Stop being disgusting!

05-28-2017 , 03:28 PM

#1636

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Freshly sheared sheep snogging?

05-28-2017 , 05:18 PM

#1637

Sheep86

****Who's Getting Snookered Next? Not May LC/NC THREAD NSFW****

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,626

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

1. Happy Sheepday to Mr. Sheep and all of BBV

Sheep approves of The Folding's decision to write Sheepday with a capital letter this time. Since Sheep had already posted sheep-related things, there was no pressure for Sheep anymore. The Folding is a wise slowpoke.

PS. The Fiddle should be careful with what he says about ewes.

05-28-2017 , 05:41 PM

#1638

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Sheep approves of The Folding's decision to write Sheepday with a capital letter this time. Since Sheep had already posted sheep-related things, there was no pressure for Sheep anymore. The Folding is a wise slowpoke.

PS. The Fiddle should be careful with what he says about ewes.

Isn't making love to a sheep the ultimate compliment?

05-28-2017 , 07:11 PM

#1639

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

I saw Sammy sitting out on a 25/50 NLH table over the weekend. The man has some gamble in him

05-28-2017 , 11:11 PM

#1640

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Sammy loves sheep, and Sheep.

05-29-2017 , 01:14 AM

#1641

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Sammy was right. Hard drive crapped out. I didn't think it would even run if that were the case but watdafaq do I know?

05-29-2017 , 02:07 AM

#1642

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

Rip

05-29-2017 , 05:10 AM

#1643

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

So many random lurkers who never post in BBV posting in that jarretman thread

05-29-2017 , 05:11 AM

#1644

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Also F U Tuesday (in 3 hours), F U Round Table Conferences

05-29-2017 , 12:32 PM

#1645

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Lurkers are real, lurkers are lurking.

But Helloooooooo Monday (this is your one time, Monday)

05-29-2017 , 12:36 PM

#1646

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

0. and first there was fiddle
1. bring back Sheepday
2. Meh Holiday Monday is acceptable for post-Sheepday
3. is Mr. thabighurt35 dead? The world may never know
4. the gambolz produced positive results last night. We made some spilmaks back, but it was chump change to begin with
5. food and coffee my frands
6. gypsie are you alive?
7. franfran are you alive?
8. enjoy down under Mr. FWWM
9. Mr. Colin_Piddle I agree with your sentiment about meetings
10. Mr. Morphismus are YOU alive? Hallo!

05-29-2017 , 12:36 PM

#1647

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

1. Mr.mmmKay gets his own list. Hello

05-29-2017 , 02:35 PM

#1648

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Thansk folding, Sydnes is fun, asaaaaaaa. aklso EAD mmmKay

05-29-2017 , 03:33 PM

#1649

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

1. Mr.mmmKay gets his own list. Hello

05-29-2017 , 03:34 PM

#1650

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Thansk folding, Sydnes is fun, asaaaaaaa. aklso EAD mmmKay

Thanks Obama

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