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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
Separation is still in effect. She hits me up every day saying we should get back together, but I'm not budging. It's just not gonna work.
Strangely enough I haven't hit the promiscuity portion of a breakup yet. I'm still in the "wow I have way more money and poker has been going way better too" phase so $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
tl;dr I'm working out a **** ton and stacking up dollars while the hoes line up out the door
I grunched quite a bit of ****. Lemme just tell you I'm an overweight, bald 42-year-old man who is currently working at a supermarket out of boredom.
And I pretty much still get action from whoever I want. These people have no idea (until I take them to my place) that I am well off or have done anything with my life. (Seriously, right now I'm working low-level management at a supermarket where I have to punch a timeclock)*. I don't reveal my past, how much money I have, or anything else until I've already " consummated " The relationship.
Now, I do own an about a $2 million Condo, but they don't know that until after I I have decided to "let them in" to my life. As far as they know I am just a middle aged slob who works in a supermarket. And I still get plenty of above average Poon to keep me more than satisfied.
Tl;dr If I can do it, you can do it.
*Half of my salary goes towards beer and other recreational relaxers. The rest I donate to charity. (In my case most goes to Sloan Kettering (about 35%) rest to various other organizations.
Also, I am very, very drunk right now. Maybe I'll do an AMA about what it's like to be a glorified cashier at a generic supermarket. I haven't had this much fun at a job in a long time. Eventually, I will have to get back to the "real world," but for now, I'm just having a little bit of ****ing fun.