Blang Bloawd by Stars Support - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

Hello Martin,

Thank you for your email.

I am sorry to disappoint, but it is indeed spelt 'supernova'. You can check
it out yourself:

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/supernova
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/supernover

Moving on, while thorough research has been conducted on the field, we have
yet to find any proof that the more hands you play the more European your
accent get. I would however confirm that playing poker in no way improves
your Danish skills, as the language is virtually impossible to learn either
way. Even the Danish themselves struggle, as you can see here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

On the bright side though, we have just added the option to get multiple
currencies on PokerStars, so you could at least get a Euro Account.

Moving on - thank you for your poem! We always appreciate some culture in
our line of work. I will try to alleviate your concerns, and it seems only
fitting that I do this through poetry:

Losing with KK to AA pre, sure it makes you frown
But I would claim it's worse the other way around
Let me just assure you that it happens to everyone
In Casino Royale I think it even happened to James Bond

Let me just assure you that our games are fair
PokerStars is not rigged - to that I can swear
In fact our shuffle was reviewed by two companies
None of them found any discrepancies

Going on close to 40 billion hands dealt on the site
Any investigations show that our games are pure and white
If you want we can send you your hand histories
You can put them in PokerTracker or give them to a group of Chinese

This way you can check if our games are fair or not
I think you will find that there is indeed no evil plot
Against you or anyone else in our player base
And that when you have KK the flop doesn't always bring an Ace

So, I hope you understand that your accusations are merely fables
Need I remind you that you have won a lot of money on our tables?
Don't forget the times you got AA to KK and thought "You nits -
$50 -> Bank wire -> ATM -> Tits"

I hope this has helped clarify the matter.

If you have any other questions, please let me know.

Best regards,

Fredrik E
Poker Specialist
PokerStars Support Team

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12-11-2009 , 04:12 PM

fish491

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OMG, i lolled so hard

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12-11-2009 , 04:19 PM

Da33le

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Compair that to Fulltilt Poker Support. The last three emails I sent them, they didnt even bother to reply. And the last time they did bother to answer, they didnt even read my qustion they just gave me some one sentence answer about something totally irrelevant.

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12-11-2009 , 04:21 PM

Lenny-T

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No words can express such epicness. Simply brilliant.

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12-11-2009 , 04:24 PM

Tissy187

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FAKE

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12-11-2009 , 04:25 PM

whysoawful

grinder

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Originally Posted by Lenny-T

No words can express such epicness. Simply brilliant.

Seriously the support is so +5 stars ... that bling blan blaow response = win

if this REALLY was a reply...

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12-11-2009 , 04:32 PM

HSB

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Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 3,027

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"You nits -$50 -> Bank wire -> ATM -> Tits"

Sweet effing Jesus I think Stars would be an awesome place to work.

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12-11-2009 , 04:39 PM

theskillzdatklls

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omg, in.

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12-11-2009 , 04:41 PM

fish491

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how long did that took

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12-11-2009 , 04:43 PM

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martin9_90

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Originally Posted by HSB

Sweet effing Jesus I think Stars would be an awesome place to work.

http://www.pokerstars.com/about/careers/

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12-11-2009 , 04:44 PM

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fattony7891

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Don't forget the times you got AA to KK and thought "You nits -
$50 -> Bank wire -> ATM -> Tits"

OMFG, this **** is gold.

stars

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12-11-2009 , 04:44 PM

#12

straw

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6 stars

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12-11-2009 , 04:50 PM

#13

Into2ndWind

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HMMMM

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12-11-2009 , 05:07 PM

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Brian J

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Going on close to 40 billion hands dealt on the site
Any investigations show that our games are pure and white

f'ing racists

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12-11-2009 , 05:08 PM

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fish491

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,130

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Originally Posted by Brian J

f'ing racists

ahhahahahahahah lolled raelly

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12-11-2009 , 05:11 PM

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jewbinson

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5 stars

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12-11-2009 , 05:16 PM

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PostSexPeeStream

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This is actually too awesome to be real. Not buying it.

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12-11-2009 , 05:19 PM

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PokerBreed

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Someone ask stars if this email is legit. I'm too lazy and they never show me love like this

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12-11-2009 , 05:22 PM

#19

fish491

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yeah this is indeed to good to be true

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12-11-2009 , 05:27 PM

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MiscDirection

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real or fake this is epic. 20rd in epic thread

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12-11-2009 , 05:27 PM

#21

mrrpb

banned

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No it's not you dumb ****s.

<3 Stars support. If only their vip program could be closer to the deal I have on Euro sites

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12-11-2009 , 05:28 PM

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Ksight3

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Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 15,465

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Don't forget the times you got AA to KK and thought "You nits -
$50 -> Bank wire -> ATM -> Tits"

LoL so awesome

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12-11-2009 , 05:52 PM

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NemoInDeniaL

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so fake

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12-11-2009 , 05:53 PM

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meatpies19

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Moving on - thank you for your poem!

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"You nits -
$50 -> Bank wire -> ATM -> Tits"

SOoooooo much win!!!

stars support ftw! A+

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12-11-2009 , 05:56 PM

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Rokke

old hand

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Who cares if it's fake.

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