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05-31-2017 , 12:37 PM

#1701

Sheep86

****Who's Getting Snookered Next? Not May LC/NC THREAD NSFW****

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,625

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

4. Mr. Sheep's coat was white as snow

Sheep does not understand what Mr. Folding means.

05-31-2017 , 12:49 PM

#1702

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white as snow!

Only Mr. Sheep isn't a lamb.

05-31-2017 , 12:58 PM

#1703

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,625

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white as snow!

Only Mr. Sheep isn't a lamb.

Aaahhh, teraz Owca rozumie!

05-31-2017 , 01:57 PM

#1704

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,143

339

05-31-2017 , 03:01 PM

#1705

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

05-31-2017 , 03:35 PM

#1706

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Sammy Lives.

05-31-2017 , 03:41 PM

#1707

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Bookies hate Sammy

05-31-2017 , 03:43 PM

#1708

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

05-31-2017 , 05:09 PM

#1709

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Sammy making those bookies cry

05-31-2017 , 05:11 PM

#1710

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Houston is sticky

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G920A using Tapatalk

05-31-2017 , 05:12 PM

#1711

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Hello Mr. Whiskeyneat, my name is Sammy. Welcome to BBV

05-31-2017 , 05:13 PM

#1712

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

I'm familiar. Sammy drank away all his memories of me

05-31-2017 , 05:18 PM

#1713

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

I'm familiar. Sammy drank away all his memories of me

Sammy remembers now, you're the dude with the small thumbs that smoked weed/****ed a hot chick at some famous guy's place.

05-31-2017 , 05:18 PM

#1714

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,983

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

I'm familiar. Sammy drank away all his memories of me

Sammy has his focus on saving the world. He needs all that brain space for important world saving things.

05-31-2017 , 05:32 PM

#1715

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Calm down Fiddle

GSW or Cavaliers?

05-31-2017 , 05:38 PM

#1716

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

05-31-2017 , 05:38 PM

#1717

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

How much is that in real money?

05-31-2017 , 05:39 PM

#1718

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

How much is that in real money?

It's euros = $169000 to win $231000

05-31-2017 , 05:55 PM

#1719

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,983

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Calm down Fiddle

GSW or Cavaliers?

Being a Golden State fan I have no intentions of jinxing this with a pick!

05-31-2017 , 05:59 PM

#1720

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Being a Golden State fan I have no intentions of jinxing this with a pick!

4-0, 4-1, 4-2 or 4-3

05-31-2017 , 06:27 PM

#1721

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,983

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

4-0, 4-1, 4-2 or 4-3

I'd be happy with any of those...

06-01-2017 , 01:10 AM

#1722

Byrung

too late axe in car

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,395

I was at the casino playing some slots and some degen native chick was losing and had like 5 cents left. She was pretty drunk and told me she would suck my dick for $50. I felt like she may have a disease because who does that for slot money? but I said alright sounds fine. She tried to suck me off at the slot machine.....

I said no we need to go out to my car and she said **** that I aint walking that far.

Pretty lazy imo. I told her she could give me a handjob at the slot machine and she was about to but then someone sat on the other side and I felt weird. So I gave her $10 and left to some other slots.