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Old 08-20-2012, 12:13 AM   #1
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WHINE: Stacking off at MGM twice before your new chips even arrive

Nitty tight player at the table. The kind everyone else on 2+2 loves to hate. S'ok, I be a hatee and you be a hater...

2/5 NL, MGM Grand

Hero has been playing tight, has opened up a few pots but retreated in the face of significant playback. Stack of $600 is now about $305. Table wild and loose, lots of huge pots on bluffs and second best draw hands, blah, blah.

V1 is UTG and limps, Hero: 66 - raises to 20, cold called by CO, Button, SB, BB and V1

Pot: $120

Flop 356

V1 leads out for 15, Hero raises to $90 <corrected>, fold, Button flats, the BB reraises to $235, V1 insta-annouces all-in for $300 and change...

I already know someone has 7,4o, but I'm not good enough and/or not stacked enough to lay down top set here, and +/- have the right odds to fill up anyway so I auto-call / get it in.

The button announces he's all in for his $300 some stack, and it's a messy 4 way all-in. All hands are exposed.

V1 and BB both have 7,4o which somehow survives both the combi/spade draw of the button and the board pairing for Hero.


Chips are called for.

600 behind, chips on the way, next hand Hero is now UTG with: AA

Raise to 35, called by Button and BB.

Flop - $105 in pot, 994

BB - Checks,
Hero leads $105, hoping it looks like a tilt bet (maybe it is?).
Button smooth calls $105 and BB folds.


Turn - $290: J

The somewhat conservative button has just flatted my "tilt bet" on a paired board, and that actually scares me.

Hero: Checks, Button now bets $105. Chance that Button value bets a 9 here is almost 100%, especially if he puts me on an overpair. He still might be doing some value-pot-control-bet type move with a strangely played QQ or KK that didn't reraise preflop, and also with a lot of other pocket pairs, so I decide to flat call the turn and try and see a cheap showdown.

River - $500: 4

Well, if I was ahead on the turn, I guess I'm still ahead now, but right about now I'm thinking I'm way ahead or way behind, and probably way behind. Hero: Checks. Button bets $220.

Hero vomits into a cup, says "nice hand, I call" and Button shows JJ


Chips are still coming, and Hero is now wondering if he's actually maybe on tilt now and still thinking about last two hands, and is now in the BB with a stack still-to-come of about $140 left. Hero has K, 8

It's limped in several places and Hero sees flop for free.

Flop - $30: 882

Hero leads out at pot with $30, everyone folds except the guy with JJ from last hand whom is now the CO.

Turn - $90: A

Hero checks hoping that the CO will move him all-in with almost any holding, but the CO checks-behind.

River - $90: 6

Hero shoves for remaining notional still-to-come-stack. CO says "I'm so sorry" and insta-calls, tabling 66

Hero insta-mucks with a high pitch peal of hysterical laughter, dealer looks startled.

Chips arrive from floor manager, Hero gives floor manager $2, instructs floor manager to keep remaining chips in rack and send over to the nice gentleman in seat 3.

Seat open/

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Old 08-20-2012, 12:17 AM   #2
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Your bet-sizing sucks
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Old 08-20-2012, 01:17 AM   #3
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Re: WHINE: Stacking off at MGM twice before your new chips even arrive

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Your bet-sizing sucks
Yes. I played the hands horribly, I was on tilt.

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Old 08-20-2012, 01:21 AM   #4
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Re: WHINE: Stacking off at MGM twice before your new chips even arrive

This is BBV


NOT BWV


Also- DID NOT READ LOLZ
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Old 08-20-2012, 01:29 AM   #5
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Re: WHINE: Stacking off at MGM twice before your new chips even arrive

shank dealer in the parking lot after shift obv.
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Old 08-20-2012, 01:30 AM   #6
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Re: WHINE: Stacking off at MGM twice before your new chips even arrive

I didnt read a single word
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Old 08-20-2012, 01:30 AM   #7
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Re: WHINE: Stacking off at MGM twice before your new chips even arrive

there is no need to be upset
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Old 08-20-2012, 01:54 AM   #8
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Re: WHINE: Stacking off at MGM twice before your new chips even arrive

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Old 08-20-2012, 06:17 AM   #9
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Old 08-20-2012, 06:20 AM   #10
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Re: WHINE: Stacking off at MGM twice before your new chips even arrive

no ****** way im gonna read all that crap
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Old 08-20-2012, 06:22 AM   #11
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Re: WHINE: Stacking off at MGM twice before your new chips even arrive

I accidentally read it. Pretty sure I have cancer now
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Old 08-20-2012, 06:45 AM   #12
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Old 08-20-2012, 06:52 AM   #13
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Re: WHINE: Stacking off at MGM twice before your new chips even arrive

cliffs:
-I auto-call
-Hero vomits into a cup, says "nice hand, I call"
-Hero: Checks
-Hero checks hoping that the CO will move him all-in with almost any holding

awful live player analysis

also wtf is this ****:

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Hero insta-mucks with a high pitch peal of hysterical laughter, dealer looks startled.
gtfo OP
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Old 08-20-2012, 07:06 AM   #14
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good read, unlucky
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