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04-18-2014 , 12:50 AM
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Live cash game. I have AA, villain 1 has AA, villain 2 has KK. We get it all in preflop for a $1400 main pot, and I have a $400 side pot with villain 2. We agree to run it twice.

Villain 1 scoops the main pot, and villain 2 scoops me in the side pot.

Anyone know the P of that, by the way?
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04-18-2014 , 12:54 AM
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04-18-2014 , 01:14 AM
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sick if true, ul.
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04-18-2014 , 02:14 AM
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I once busted on a hotdog and saw a chick eat it

Have you seen that before?
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04-18-2014 , 02:25 AM
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why are you Peeing?
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04-18-2014 , 02:29 AM
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Ever snorted cocaine off an aborted fetus?
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04-18-2014 , 02:41 AM
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it's +fu
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04-18-2014 , 04:50 AM
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sick if true, ul.
Pro tip: Posts like these make for a more funny read if you imagine "ul" stands for "you lose".
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04-18-2014 , 05:17 AM
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Pro tip: Posts like these make for a more funny read if you imagine "ul" stands for "you lose".
"u loser" is better
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04-18-2014 , 05:46 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by the_spike
Live cash game. I have AA, villain 1 has AA, villain 2 has KK. We get it all in preflop for a $1400 main pot, and I have a $400 side pot with villain 2. We agree to run it twice.

Villain 1 scoops the main pot, and villain 2 scoops me in the side pot.

Anyone know the P of that, by the way?
About the same as the P of me boinking Rob's mum this weekend

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I once busted on a hotdog and saw a chick eat it

Have you seen that before?
That happened today when I treated Rob's mum to lunch. They were out of mustard so I provided the sauce for her hotdog.

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Ever snorted cocaine off an aborted fetus?
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04-18-2014 , 05:47 AM
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50/50, either happens or it doesn't.
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04-18-2014 , 05:47 PM
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100 percent P if it is true, you lost bro
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04-18-2014 , 08:02 PM
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Dunno but what does it matter if it's already happened
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04-19-2014 , 12:43 AM
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You lost this hand of poker against 2 villains. So 100% x 2 =200%
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04-19-2014 , 02:04 AM
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Pee is measured in liters/gallons, not %. dumbasses.

Protip : Pee in coke bottles, they are already measured , so u just have to multiply # of bottles by the qty of each bottle.
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04-19-2014 , 03:23 AM
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04-21-2014 , 12:19 AM
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You lost this hand of poker against 2 villains. So 100% x 2 =200%
I lol'd hard enough to wake up my gf n get yelled at
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