What is your average loss from badbeats/coolers per day? - Page 6

DRybes · 02-06-2012, 08:10 AM

Every hand I lose money in is a bad beat or a cooler.

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Originally Posted by dgiharris

Imagine if a gynecologist wrote a book claiming that having unprotected anal sex with crack whores is okay as long as you don't see more than 5 open sores on their vajay-Jay and you pull out before you ejaculated...

Imagine how the medical community would react to such bad advice being administered.

Well, your advice is worse.

Please don't give strat advice until you understand EXACTLY why the advice you gave is about as vile as the diaper of a baby who is fed nothing but Indian food and black licorice

OP, in my opinion, a bad beat or cooler is when you are 90%+ to win and then lose. Your posts aren't even close to that. They were just normal beats, and truth be told, you could have easily minimized your loses.

Keep studying and look at the 2+2 micro hand postings

Such vivid imagery!

King Fish · 02-06-2012, 10:23 AM

Only bad players suffer bad beats.

Only Cold Fish get coolered.

I am neither.

Therefore, I have never suffered a bad beat nor a cooler.

My answer is $0.

Any other answer means you suck at poker.

Rok2p2 · 02-06-2012, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by dgiharris

Imagine if a gynecologist wrote a book claiming that having unprotected anal sex with crack whores is okay as long as you don't see more than 5 open sores on their vajay-Jay and you pull out before you ejaculated...

Imagine how the medical community would react to such bad advice being administered.

Well, your advice is worse.

Please don't give strat advice until you understand EXACTLY why the advice you gave is about as vile as the diaper of a baby who is fed nothing but Indian food and black licorice

OP, in my opinion, a bad beat or cooler is when you are 90%+ to win and then lose. Your posts aren't even close to that. They were just normal beats, and truth be told, you could have easily minimized your loses.

Keep studying and look at the 2+2 micro hand postings

I now care and googled this, so I can help some crack whores and those who want to have unprotected sex with them.

Painful sores on pussy - mostly herpes. STAY AWAY or risk std.
Not painful sores on pussy - mostly syphilis. STAY AWAY or risk std.
Warts on pussy - HPV. STAY AWAY, no risk here, you will definitely get it.
Pimples on pussy - just acne. SAFE for unprotected vaginal sex.

If responses are kind, maybe people can persuade me to write a quick guide for unprotected anal sex.

EDIT: OP, study a lot and move up soon. I moved up and they do respect my raises no matter what people say here.
Some people here are so jealous. Everybody starts like this or worse. Coolers are something only too aggressive players have,
if you play passive, there are little to no coolers...

usernameslol · 02-06-2012, 12:46 PM

anyone said bout tree fiddy yet?

sheeprustler · 02-06-2012, 01:10 PM

Calling Dgiharris stupid is pretty stupid.

dgiharris · 02-06-2012, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Rok2p2

I now care and googled this, so I can help some crack whores and those who want to have unprotected sex with them.

Painful sores on pussy - mostly herpes. STAY AWAY or risk std.
Not painful sores on pussy - mostly syphilis. STAY AWAY or risk std.
Warts on pussy - HPV. STAY AWAY, no risk here, you will definitely get it.
Pimples on pussy - just acne. SAFE for unprotected vaginal sex.

If responses are kind, maybe people can persuade me to write a quick guide for unprotected anal sex.
.

Crap_shooter, I stand corrected, your advice has led to something valuable.

Because of you, you've inspired Rok2p2 to put together a guide for those who like to have unprotected anal sex with crack whores.

Be proud Crap_shooter, its not often a noob such as yourself provides such a worthwhle contribution to 2+2.

So, in summary, stick to what you know best, unprotected anal sex with crack whores. And avoid what you know least, posting poker strategy.

ICUScoobyDoo · 02-06-2012, 05:45 PM

You are over valuing aces post flop.

craps_shooter · 02-06-2012, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ICUScoobyDoo

You are over valuing aces post flop.

that's what I've been trying to say....these morons didn't get it

what can you expect when retards like digharris can't even read

dgiharris · 02-06-2012, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by craps_shooter

that's what I've been trying to say....these morons didn't get it

what can you expect when retards like digharris can't even read

meh,

its BBV, we get special license to be a prick in this forum. I'm much nicer in the other forums.

I was just giving you a hard time craps

If it makes you feel better, when I was a noob I said a few really stupid things and got appropriately reemed by the 2+2 community.

It was vital in breaking my considerable ego that was blinding me to certain aspects of the game. It made me reevaluate some of the things I believed as far as poker went/goes.

so chin up and all that.

Make it to a thousand posts and I'll buy you a lap dance on my next Vegas trip and take you out for being a good sport....

I'll be there at WSOP

dgi

craps_shooter · 02-06-2012, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by dgiharris

meh,

its BBV, we get special license to be a prick in this forum.

you got this right, no lifers that call themselves trolls acting cool and tough online

and probably I won't make it to 1k posts, just took a break from poker for a week or so and thought it would be cool to see what other fellow poker players think, I won't be as active starting tomorrow cause I'm back on the grind

this makes me wonder when do some people actually get to play poker if they're 24/7 online on 2+2...troll less, grind more - best advice for BBV

omnishakira · 02-06-2012, 07:02 PM

No trolls in bbv, look at stickies. If you ever mention that trollin' thing again, I'm gonna be forced to report you to a moderator.

Also, I've heard it was possible to write in a forum while playing poker. Just a rumor tho

kevmode · 02-06-2012, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by KJoff

Those are not bad beats because you put the vast majority of your money in when behind.

They are not coolers either because all you have is one pair every time.

Seriously, how the **** can you think in any of the 3 hands that you are in front when putting the money in the way the betting went?

I think the sad truth is that you are a Level1-thinker.
You see your hand and think "ZOMG I haz aces" or "ZOMG I haz toppest pair".

You pay no attention to what the others players are telling you what their likely holdings are.
You pay no attention to the developing texture of the board and what it means to the relative strenght of your hand compared to the holdings of your opponents.

And now you think about slowplaying your big hands to get a chance to misplay your hands postflop even more often as a solution?

Your postflop-play is beyond horrible dude, if I was you I would stay away from the tables and study long and hard (there is enough free stuff out there) and don't come back before you fixed that leak. Everywhere other than the playmoneytables you will get slaughtered with that style, even at 2NL.

If this is a level wp sir. If not I feel slightly sorry for you.

This post is spot on OP

unrealread · 02-07-2012, 12:00 AM

real answer for OP

40k hands done in 2012 for now, and ive been having ( a week ago ) a 17k hands break even strech, which represented a 12-13 Buy ins downswing

---) Lots of people told me it was just sooooooo standard... Actually I did not read your first post.. (only title) but you can expect break even strech of 30k , 50k and even 60k hands... 15...20...25 BI swings too ( 20...25 BI swings wont come too often too, dont be afraid)

dgiharris · 02-07-2012, 02:59 AM

You know Craps_shooters...

I threw you an olive branch and then you took said branch and shtt all over it by posting this nonsense in my other thread

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...0&postcount=52

as if it were possible for you to give worse advice, you actually accomplish that feat in the above link (direct link to your god awful post)

please, for the love of god, stop posting anything remotely resembling strategy or advice in 2+2 because reading anything from you will make the reader a losing player...

craps_shooter · 02-07-2012, 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by dgiharris

You know Craps_shooters...

I threw you an olive branch and then you took said branch and shtt all over it by posting this nonsense in my other thread

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...0&postcount=52

as if it were possible for you to give worse advice, you actually accomplish that feat in the above link (direct link to your god awful post)

please, for the love of god, stop posting anything remotely resembling strategy or advice in 2+2 because reading anything from you will make the reader a losing player...

I'm sorry to inform you that the 'nonsense' I posted in that thread is an advice that Phil Ivey gave in one of his interviews. I didn't mention this initially because I knew you would disagree with me.

So according to you, Phil Ivey is bad at poker.

Why did you have to post this here, and not on the thread it happened? So you and other nolifers can flame?

Once again you failed to say something smart.