I'd be livin de life

Play more MTTs

Challenge Isildur1 HU4ROLLZ

Serious answer though I think I would buy a new guitar and have a cocaine induced heart attack after a week

lol banks actually pay interest? I saw some ad somewhere where a "high interest" savings account would give you 1.99%. When they shamelessly take 28% or more on credit cards.

A million dollars is not a big deal. I would live life. I would buy out all the small businesses where employees treated me like **** and fire those employees.

Add it to my billions and not a **** was given.

add it to my investment account, change almost nothing lifestyle wise

^ cartel


jk


or are u?

Move up to where they respect my raises

straight to high stakes blackjack and challenge the richest guy there to see who can degen the most away in a night

stop lying

would move up where they respect my raises

this

I would travel the poker circuit in attempt to get some sort of online deal. Assuming I don't already have one from the hypothetical 892,444.89 score. Would probably get a decent house somewhere in my hometown. Probably pick up a hublot watch. Pick up some space jam jordans. (would have tons of sneakers but the space jams specifically are very sick).
Would Try to get my friend to go halves on an online poker stable. Have thought about this hypothetical before..

I doubt you know me that well...