whos avatar is better, fid's or mine?

rhetorical question question obv

Does the Waffle do a lot of drugs?

You are my family bro. Love you man.

Kangaroo

I think of my fiancée actually even though we aren't technically together

31. Can't be sure but my eyes and skin aren't yellow yet

Need to start again

Pretty deeply depressed

Yours. Rhetorically

I used to. Just dabble in a little pot now

Thanks fred

A kangaroo is what would happen if a T-Rex and a deer had a baby

Bitch at least Kangaroos can box.

They also have a built in beer cooler pouch... but to be honest I thought you would choose orangatan.

Gassy BBW with kankles the size of your waist or meat grinder with lots of lube?

You wanted me to choose a chimp.

Bbw clearly.

you like the fatties waffle?

chicken and waffles or just plain waffles?

What happened to wafflehouse2?

Do you have a French cousin named "Maison de la Gaufre une"?

Not like super fat but pretty thick.

Chicken and waffles

Le ban. Not me that did it. Think it was sammy actually.

Mebbe?

grits or hash browns

Who should win these fights and why?

Optimus Prime vs Iron Man.
Bonny Rotten vs Cristy Mack.
Nicky Santoro vs Walter White. (google if memory fails)
Jon Snow vs Alliser Thorne. (oops ma bad)

Would you rather fight a sheep sized goat or 3 dog sized dogs?

Lets say you want a mustache. You really, really want a mustache and the only way your dream will come true is by pubic relocation surgery. Would you do it? Would you pay extra to have your new face due straightened? Post a picture of your ideal stache.

Too soon?

You have $10k that you must spend by midnight or it all goes away, what do you buy?

You and a filthy hippie are in the rain forest (and no one knows the two of you are there), you come across a pool of piranhas, do you push the hippie in?

You're on a date with a beautiful woman you just met, during the course of conversation, she mentions her uncle George, you also have an uncle named George. Later in the evening someone refers to her as Ms. (your last name) do you
A) Take her home and nail her, hoping for the best
B) Ask her about her family, hoping there aren't anymore names you recognize

You're stuck in bumper to bumper traffic on your way home from work, you really need to ****, BAD. Imminent sphincter failure in 15 seconds... Do you
A) Crap in a fast food bag and launch it out the window
B) **** yourself
C) Abandon your vehicle and try desperately to make it somewhere where you won't be arrested for public defecation. (65% chance of failure)

Chicken Wings - Breaded or Unbreaded?

Given an 80% chance of survival w/o long term damage, whats your bottom price for sticking you D in an electrical outlet?

If you got to pick two people to watch fight to the death, then you get to kill the winner who would it be?

You're a missile specialist working for the government, during an orbital test a nuke goes wild, you won't be able to disarm it before it hits Las Vegas all you can do is re-route it to somewhere else in the world, where do you send it?

you're at the store, you go to the checkout counter with Beer and TP, you can only afford one, what do you pick (you're completely out of both at the house and your friends wont do **** for you)?

You get caught doing something bad in a third world country, they tell you as punishment they will chop off a hand or a foot, but that you get to pick which one. What do you choose?

What one person, alive or dead would you most want to fight irl (in thier prime, none of that I'd take Mohammed Ali today ****)?

Boobs, butts, legs, or faces?

How many consecutive times can you sit through "Slow Ride" by Foghat before wanting to commit murder?

You find yourself drunk beyond belief in a bar hosting a karaoke contest, 1st place is free drinks for a month, dead last means you pay the winner's tab for the month, what song do you pick to sing?

iPhone or Droid?

Would you rather go deaf or blind?

Bernie Sanders, Barry Sanders or Colonel Sanders?

Chocolate Milk or regular?

You're on trial for a crime you didn't commit, nonetheless it's going badly. You face 25 years in prison if convicted. Do you
A) Fight it out, knowing full well that you'll spend the next 25 yrs with Ricky the Rapist if you lose.
B) Take a plea bargin to a lesser charge that has you on probation for the next 10 years.

tired of thinking up ?'s now, gonna go back to "work"

can I tl;dr myself?

Hash browns. Grits are terrible

I love iron man but prime rips his limbs off ainec
Cristy Mack because better name
Early Walter white or late?
I don't know these ppl

Goat. I can take a head butt. I don't like bites.

Yes. Yes. My ideal stache is none at all

Godspeed

Yes

who would choose going blind over going deaf?

Ur mum