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Turd

What brand of kleenex and hand moisturizer do you have on the computer desk?

Do you work with any women? If so, how many cat calls/hr?

What is you most used bookmarked site?

Are you disappointed that Anderson Cooper was unavailable to ask you these hard nosed questions?

Kleenex and I'm a dry guy.


No, when they appear on job sites they are visibly uncomfortable looking at the girth in my pants

I don't bookmark but Google is my top site because porn.

So happy he caught the gay! Think I have a shot?

how much do you drink on an average night?

how much do you drink on an average night when you are trying to tie one on?

FMK

cragoo
fid
KF

how much do you hate lath and plaster?

do you mud and tape or just hang sheet rock?

how many D's do you eat in a normal week pre and post ead ban?

6 beers

20 beers 5-8 shots

What?

All getting culled

They took my jerb

I finish. Rarely hang.

I never eat d. I masturbate furiously post ban

Are you drunk now? Will you still be drunk tomorrow morning?

What is the most you have spent on a normal date? On a girl in a bar? On a hooker?

Who will be the first to drop out of the presidential race?

What is your fav sport to watch? To play?

Have you ever rubbed yourself raw?

If you could choose to be any animal, but had to keep the smaller of the two D's (your current or the average size for the animal in question) what animal would you choose (asked in the way to prevent obvious i want to be hung like a horse (or walrus) answers)?

If the world ran out of alcohol and the only way to make more was to ritually sacrifice your entire family to a god you don't believe in, how long would it take you to kill them all?

you have to fart in an elevator, on the first floor going directly to 55 without stopping. would you rather...
A) Loud but odorless
B) Silent but 10x more foul than anything you could imagine

Would you rather be a ninja, a pirate, or a school teacher?

If you could pass one law that only effected your area, what would it be?

Can you give me about tree-fiddy?

Yes

PayPal?

Will you accept donations to build up a JO lube supply? (lolrawaments)

When was the last time you fought someone irl? Did you hear the Fight Club theme?

Would you travel back in time and sit beside the woman who rubbed one out in the theater to 50 shades of grey?

Why would you fight someone just for tellin' it like it is?

keep on truckin 8)

jay b

Why the love for Taylor Swift?

Fav porn style?

Will Craggoo ever be a mod (lol)?

List the order of Forums by how much you are on them?

yes

only jb

Bbv oot nvg atf mod mttc beginners 4l

USA#1

whats your spirit animal?

whilst fapping, do you think of women you have already violated or ones that you have not, like porn stars or human women

how old are you and how is your progress on achieving cirrhosis?

do you even lift?

how depressed are you that your life is boring enough to cause you to amass 10mirrion posts on this **** ass forum?