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i would say join the club but i think we are going in different directions with this.

Congratulations man, you will now have a solid dd for the next 8 months.

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01-08-2016 , 06:11 PM

#578

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

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Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Grats Waffle.

Play lots of games with them early so they can support you later in life with their pro skills.

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Originally Posted by thabighurt35

i would say join the club but i think we are going in different directions with this.

Congratulations man, you will now have a solid dd for the next 8 months.

These. Thanks guys.

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01-08-2016 , 06:13 PM

#579

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

vwp waffle

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01-08-2016 , 06:31 PM

#580

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Are you naming it Whiskeyneat?

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01-08-2016 , 06:33 PM

#581

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Is the mother a 2+2 poster?

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01-08-2016 , 06:34 PM

#582

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

congrats waffle, despite all desire to troll I must honestly say to you that becoming a father is the very best thing you will ever experience.

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01-08-2016 , 06:39 PM

#583

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

In Denmark it means bad luck to say congrats before the child is born. If Waffle gets a ******ed kid it's you guys fault.

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01-08-2016 , 07:00 PM

#584

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

In Denmark it means bad luck to say congrats before the child is born. If Waffle gets a ******ed kid it's you guys fault.

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01-08-2016 , 07:03 PM

#585

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

how many pushups can you do?

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01-08-2016 , 07:03 PM

#586

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

ever banged a prostitute?

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01-08-2016 , 07:04 PM

#587

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

what should I do for my 15k post?

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01-08-2016 , 07:46 PM

#588

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

vwp waffle

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Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Are you naming it Whiskeyneat?

In the running

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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Is the mother a 2+2 poster?

Negative

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Originally Posted by FranFran

congrats waffle, despite all desire to troll I must honestly say to you that becoming a father is the very best thing you will ever experience.

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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

In Denmark it means bad luck to say congrats before the child is born. If Waffle gets a ******ed kid it's you guys fault.

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

how many pushups can you do?

30-50 I imagine. Will try at some point.

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

ever banged a prostitute?

Had one in my house. Came I my senses.

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

what should I do for my 15k post?

Boobs. Or bbws. Lots of either or both.

Last edited by wafflehouse1; 01-08-2016 at 07:47 PM. Reason: I=to

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01-08-2016 , 09:29 PM

#589

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,277

congrats waffle if it's a boy name him Johann Sebastian

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01-08-2016 , 09:39 PM

#590

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Johann Sebastian House has a nice ring

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01-09-2016 , 01:23 PM

#591

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

How did you know my last name is house?

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01-09-2016 , 01:43 PM

#592

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,277

if it's really House that would be hillarious

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01-09-2016 , 02:03 PM

#593

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

if it's really House that would be hillarious

It's not, it's his first name: House Boy — full name

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01-10-2016 , 03:26 PM

#594

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

It is in fact not house

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01-10-2016 , 04:10 PM

#595

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

Waffle - Xmas is finished.

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 01-10-2016 at 04:10 PM. Reason: just letting you know

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01-10-2016 , 05:27 PM

#596

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Waffle - Xmas is finished.

I need morph to restore my avatar. I don't have them saved on my tablet and laptop is no good because I'm on a Comcast boycott so all I have is mobile data atm: (