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04-04-2015 , 07:23 PM

#151

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

just cracked my first one

04-04-2015 , 07:43 PM

#152

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

just cracked my first one

Cool. Please drink the first 10 very fast. I'm getting tired of being the only drunk around here. Sober people are ****ing nits.

04-04-2015 , 08:28 PM

#153

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

Hey man its not our fault if the Danish cant afford bigger bottles. Where I come from they have real beers in half litres or litres for like 500 years. The British have pint glasses, even the Muricans have bigger bottles in whatever fluid ounces they can gather.

Spoiler:

04-04-2015 , 08:37 PM

#154

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,277

04-04-2015 , 08:40 PM

#155

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

No that was Zima. Didn't work.

04-04-2015 , 08:48 PM

#156

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Danish cant afford

Hahahahaha, we are like in the top 5 of rich countries compared to #citizens, top 1 if you take social benefits in consideraton. Forbes magazine and your last 3 presidents (including the current) nominated Denmark as the happiest people in the world.

We also top the scale as #1 in the world, when it comes to suicide...go figure

04-04-2015 , 09:16 PM

#157

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Drinking is bad mmmkay. You shouldn't do it hmmmkay.

04-04-2015 , 09:24 PM

#158

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

Drinking is bad mmmkay. You shouldn't do it hmmmkay.

YES, Mr. Craggoo is back. I admire You Sir. Your drinking skills are way above average of the common BBV poster. I consider You my hero, yet I still think I would beat you in a drinking contest.

Mr Craggoo, you ARE BBV! don't let the pussy mods bring you down.. You are an inspiration. We should drink a few bottles of vodka together sometime.

04-05-2015 , 04:19 AM

#159

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Happy Easter BBVers, one brandy for good morning.

04-05-2015 , 05:06 AM

#160

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

My head hurts so bad. Not sure that starting drinking again will be enough to fix it, but I'm gonna try anyway.

04-05-2015 , 05:07 AM

#161

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

start with brandies sammy, after #10 it should be all fine.

04-05-2015 , 05:08 AM

#162

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

plus some some ham and fresh onions, you shall be healed

04-05-2015 , 05:11 AM

#163

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran95

plus some some ham and fresh onions, you shall be healed

Ty FranFran, I wil try this. You are a very nice person, If you were a woman, I would ask my gf, if we could have a treesome with you.

04-05-2015 , 06:17 AM

#164

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,277

I think as a mod I have to be more responsible, so I just leave this here:

http://dkaa.dk/

04-05-2015 , 06:36 AM

#165

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Why would I go to a place that doesn't even have a bar?

Bonus info: Wild turkeys can run 40 km/h and fly 80 km/h, and they weigh up to 12-13kg.

bonus info2: Ronaldo just scored a hattrick within 8 minutes.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 04-05-2015 at 06:46 AM.

04-05-2015 , 06:47 AM

#166

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

So what? If you had bigger bottles you wouldnt need all that social benefit nonsense

04-05-2015 , 06:53 AM

#167

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

lol

04-05-2015 , 06:56 AM

#168

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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Yeah sammy you must accept it, 0.33 bottles are weak.

04-05-2015 , 07:10 AM

#169

Sammy2bullets

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Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Maybe you guys are right. Bigger bottles can never be a bad thing. I will take this issue to the local politicians in my city.

04-05-2015 , 07:44 AM

#170

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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04-05-2015 , 07:45 AM

#171

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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I ate so much pork and lamb that I will explode, also 3rd liter of wine- morning brandies are over.

04-05-2015 , 08:15 AM

#172

Sammy2bullets

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Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran95

I ate so much pork and lamb that I will explode, also 3rd liter of wine- morning brandies are over.

Cool FranFran, maybe you are a less weak drinker than I thought. Although I hate wine and consider it a womans drink, I do like the fact that you're starting to drink this early in the day. Keep up the good work.

04-05-2015 , 08:20 AM

#173

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Wine womans drink? I think you never tried a superior quality wines, or you are not mature enough to love the wine, the great thing about superior quality wines is that you have ZERO HANGOVER in the morning, you can wake up at 8AM and dont remember you were drunk like idiot last night, that's how much better quality wine is vs other drinks.

04-05-2015 , 08:21 AM

#174

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

It could also be a cultural thing though, you live on the North, you dont have wines there. Overhere, we drink wine instead of water, we still use water to wash our hands and take showers though..