A stranger is being shown around a village that he has just become part of. He is shown a well and his guide says "On any day except Thursday, you can shout any question down that well, and you'll be told the answer" .

The stranger shouts down several questions, and all are answered. The stranger is impressed, and after thinking a minute he shouts down: "Why not on Thursday?" and the voice from in the well shouts back "Because on Thursday, Moderator Puppy is in the well. Someone threw him down here (it was me), and and he is too retarded to find a way out or know what to do. So will you please do us all a favor and sit in the f***ing well so we can get some answers on a Thursday for once?"

A little background:

I am a cat. I hate moderator puppy. I probably don't care for you. Oh, and I am your only hope to save this forum and thwart the evil that plagues BBV, so show the appropriate level of respect. I am not one to be trifled with.

Go.

oh wow

oh meow

tool.

Troll Cat, I have a friction burn on my glans. I was planning on having a special evening with my lady friend this Sunday, but that wouldn't be possible in my current condition. What are my chances of this healing by then?

Poker story?

Lifetime graph?

Biggest mistake you see from regs?

Poker a-ha moments?

What are your goals in poker?

What do you think of me as a player from what we've played.

Any regrets about your poker career so far?

Troll Cat, how many times a day on average do you lick your own hole?

oh, the buttseks specialist has spoken.

I will not be spoken to like this.

Meow to you, too.

I have seen your work on BBV. It is good work. Noble work.

Having said that, there is 0 chance of you having a girlfriend or ever getting laid. Do not waste my time.

Depends on what i have eaten and who I have just been with. Generally speaking, 50ish.

Do you actually think you are funny ?

you is dramaqueen in every thread we both post.
and you is spoken to like this whenever me wants so.

If you had to use one of your nine lives, what would it be on?

If you had to use one of your nine lives, what would it be on?

so far these responses from TC are pretty good kingdom. I laughed.

Troll Cat, what are your opinions sardines vs. tuna?