Ya, I wanna see also. #casserole

Oh wow she's such a bitch. So there it is.

Original message I sent her : "Hello... Check oui là je te trouve vraiment chaude et sexy. Tu es une super belle femme et tu le sais, mais tu ne sais pas à quel point tu es attirante. Question sérieuse, l'autre jour là, quand on écoutait the big bang theory ensemble, très près l'un de l'autre, et que tu t'humidifiais les lèves souvent, est-ce que c'était un signe que j'avais l'autorisation de t'embrasser !? Est-ce que ça t'aurait dérangé que je t'embrasse !? Honnêtement, j'ai aucune idée si tu aurais accepté mon baiser ou non... Tu aurais peut-être même accepter mon baiser par pitié seulement. Tu m'as déjà dit sur facebook que tu voulais coucher avec moi. Ben sache que MOI AUSSI TABARNAK sauf que j'suis timide et t'es vraiment une belle fec ça me gèle mais sérieux wow"

Translation in English : "Hello... Look I find you very hot and sexy. You are a very beautiful woman and you know it, but you don't know just how attractive you are. Serious question, the other day, when we were watching the Big Bang Theory together, very close one from another, and that you were licking your lips all the time, was that a sign that I had your authorization to kiss you ? Would you have been bothered had I tried to kiss you ? Honestly, I have no idea if you had accepted this kiss or not. You might have even accepted it by pity only. You once told me on Facebook that you wanted to sleep with me. Well know that ME TOO FOR **** SAKE but I'm too shy et you are really beautiful so it freezes me but seriously wow."

And here's a ****ing pic

What was her response?

her response was a huge "WTF never saw that coming" OH NO REALLY !!!??? WHEN YOU TELL A GUY YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO SLEEP WITH HIM AND INVITE HIM TO YOUR PLACE AND JOKINGLY SAY "BRING YOUR TOOTHBRUSH" IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING !? **** YOU

GONNA GO CRAZY PLAYING ONLINE POKER, I'M ALREADY ON LIFE TILT

more pics or be ban

that my friend is one big ol caulk tease you got on your hands

damn OP , she is sexy. Nice tits too. Your style is kind of 13yo looking for pity and the girls don't like that, but you were being honest and well spoken, the bitch is just autistic giving you a response like that. She would probably hurt you a lot more in future, as if you had ****ed her you'd probably be in love with her from then on. My advise is lower your standards (obv not too low) with girls and try to bone as many as you can. then the good ones will come on their own and you will know how to play them, because that's what those stupid holes want. Now go ahead and show her what she's been missing.

+1 to all the bolded (except the part about being well-spoken, more like polite at best), she sounds like a complete bitch with zero human warmth mais mec, faut vraiment que tu bosses sur tes talents de womanizer, parce que la c'est un peu chaud pour etre honete...

sick beat bro

This is the sort of situation where I might typically be sympathetic, but OP is kind of a jerk. Is it bad that I take pleasure in his misery?

you are so smooth, teach me master

think you should change your aproach with them bitches brah

I think this is my favourite ever post in BBV, on infinite levels <3

This!

OP

Tu es français ? Elle est pas mal la nana effectivement. Si elle dit non, qu'elle veut pas, pas grave, tu dis que tu avais bu et que tu t'en souviens même pas ^^

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