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Too bad Mr. Folding is already taken. If that weren't the case, then Sheep would have jumped on a plane to Minnesota right now and asked Mr. Folding to marry him.

04-21-2017 , 03:00 PM

#1127

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Happy birfday to me in advance.

Is it worth catching up in this thread?

Nata, Oilers are going to feast on shark meat tomorrow.

04-21-2017 , 03:10 PM

#1128

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

04-21-2017 , 03:10 PM

#1129

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Happy B-day at some point! This thread is never worth catching up on; that's what Natamus EOM summaries are for.

04-21-2017 , 03:22 PM

#1130

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

04-21-2017 , 03:40 PM

#1131

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

Just read the memes.

04-21-2017 , 04:29 PM

#1132

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Happy B-day at some point! This thread is never worth catching up on; that's what Natamus EOM summaries are for.

So glad to be serving your needs, supreme leader!

04-21-2017 , 04:31 PM

#1133

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

Happy birfday to me in advance.

Is it worth catching up in this thread?

Nata, Oilers are going to feast on shark meat tomorrow.

Is this... A hockey reference?

If I choose to pay attention to hockey it's the Kings and w/ baseball it's the Dodgers. Girls in my hometown are hardcore sports fans. The girl I lost my virginity to is a hardcore Dodgers/Kings fan and so is the hometown girl I would have married if I stayed in town instead of leaving. So that's where my emotional attachments are in peripheral sports.

04-21-2017 , 04:36 PM

#1134

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

When it comes to men's sports I'm a Lakers, Raiders and Arsenal fan.

Why Arsenal you may ask? There is a youth club in Southern California affiliated with Arsenal that I played with from age 11 through 15. Then I moved to 2 better clubs at 16 and 17 to try and develop for college and any tiny slimmer of hope of a professional career. Then my body started breaking down in college and I became more interested in writing... **** I'm so obviously high at work right now look at all that rambling about myself

Hai Friday

04-21-2017 , 05:05 PM

#1135

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

lol Lakers

04-21-2017 , 05:38 PM

#1136

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

lol Lakers

LolChampionships

04-21-2017 , 06:03 PM

#1137

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

LOL whatever sport that is

04-21-2017 , 06:06 PM

#1138

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Too bad Mr. Folding is already taken. If that weren't the case, then Sheep would have jumped on a plane to Minnesota right now and asked Mr. Folding to marry him.

Amazing timing, Ms. AlmostFolding and Mr. AlwaysFolding just broke up an hour ago

see you soon Mr. Sheep!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

Happy birfday to me in advance.

Is it worth catching up in this thread?

Nata, Oilers are going to feast on shark meat tomorrow.

Don't bother catching up, but happy almost birthday, you're majik!

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Happy B-day at some point! This thread is never worth catching up on; that's what Natamus EOM summaries are for.

quoted for truthiness

04-21-2017 , 06:13 PM

#1139

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Sorry about the breakup. Stay strong and don't do anything stupid.

04-21-2017 , 06:31 PM

#1140

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

LolChampionships

are you counting the ones Stern gave to you?

04-21-2017 , 06:32 PM

#1141

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

wtf AF? that's balls.

04-21-2017 , 07:31 PM

#1142

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

wtf AF? that's balls.

enjoy

04-21-2017 , 07:31 PM

#1143

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,635

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Amazing timing, Ms. AlmostFolding and Mr. AlwaysFolding just broke up an hour ago

see you soon Mr. Sheep!

Sheep has mixed feelings about this development.

Seriously though, that sucks.

Sheep wishes The Folding all the best.

04-21-2017 , 07:55 PM

#1144

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

ffs Sheep, are you a woman?

04-21-2017 , 08:06 PM

#1145

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I appreciate the BBV wishes, thanks guys. Long story short, Ms. AlmostFolding and Mr. AlwaysFolding didn't see eye to eye on some important issues, so this was best.

So you know what I shall do?

Gambooooooool!

Last edited by AlwaysFolding; 04-21-2017 at 08:07 PM. Reason: for peanuts though! 6/12 no bigger cause good BRM

04-21-2017 , 08:07 PM

#1146

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

wtf AF? that's balls.

04-21-2017 , 08:50 PM

#1147

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

So AF left his girl and will now be of the ghey with Sheep?

04-21-2017 , 08:54 PM

#1148

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

are you counting the ones Stern gave to you?

I honestly don't know what you're referring to

04-21-2017 , 08:58 PM

#1149

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

So AF left his girl and will now be of the ghey with Sheep?

Sheep will do no such thing. If Sammy was here he would piss in your face for even suggesting that. *****

04-21-2017 , 08:58 PM

#1150

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

Sheep will do no such thing. If Sammy was here he would piss in your face for even suggesting that. *****

Not half as bad as the sodomy I performed on SammyGF, so...

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