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Old 04-20-2017, 06:40 PM   #1101
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My gf went to a NKOTB concert in the 90s. She tells me she won tickets, but I'm not sure I believe her...
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Old 04-20-2017, 06:54 PM   #1102
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My gf went to a NKOTB concert in the 90s. She tells me she won tickets, but I'm not sure I believe her...


I worked backstage security at that show - story checks out
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Old 04-20-2017, 06:54 PM   #1103
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Old 04-20-2017, 06:58 PM   #1104
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You dorks are so old.
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Old 04-20-2017, 07:05 PM   #1105
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Old 04-20-2017, 07:17 PM   #1106
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Trying to sort my life out ha. Not there yet still, but I'm closer..maybe

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Old 04-20-2017, 10:00 PM   #1107
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Welcome back Whiskey, you missed another cull
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Old 04-21-2017, 01:19 AM   #1108
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Trying to sort my life out ha. Not there yet still, but I'm closer..maybe

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Old 04-21-2017, 03:07 AM   #1109
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ha i wh iskey ha i fri day
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Old 04-21-2017, 03:31 AM   #1110
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Old 04-21-2017, 09:36 AM   #1111
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It's a "hi Whiskey" friday
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Old 04-21-2017, 09:38 AM   #1112
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1. hay Franday
2. or is it Friday
3. it's no longer highday
4. tomorrow will be Mr. Sheepday
5. Fiddlesticks Friday
6. traveling to the border to get my roulette/NLHE on tonight
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8. hope Mr. tbh is having a good time
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Old 04-21-2017, 11:03 AM   #1113
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Sammy's uncle coming for dinner and alcohol tonight. Uncle brings nice Cedar wood for Sammy. Sammy will build nice things in the garden with Cedar wood. Gf likes when Sammy builds nice things in the garden. Sammy will get the sex. Sammy and uncle will be drunk and eat some cow and salmon. Weekend is nice.
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Old 04-21-2017, 11:07 AM   #1114
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I always knew Sammy was the kind of guy to appreciate his uncle's wood
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Old 04-21-2017, 11:10 AM   #1115
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The way I read that was that Sammy's uncle is his gf.
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Old 04-21-2017, 11:17 AM   #1116
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Old 04-21-2017, 11:20 AM   #1117
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You're just jealous that your uncle doesn't bring you nice wood.
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Old 04-21-2017, 11:27 AM   #1118
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Hai guys.

Hockey is my Jesus and during the first round of the NHL playoffs, church happens every night.
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Old 04-21-2017, 11:28 AM   #1119
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Your ass looks weird.
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Old 04-21-2017, 11:29 AM   #1120
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Flemish, German or French?
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Old 04-21-2017, 11:31 AM   #1121
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Old 04-21-2017, 11:36 AM   #1122
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Sammy,

What is the estimated time before you save the world?
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Old 04-21-2017, 11:40 AM   #1123
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Flemish
That's a funny language. Sammy's sister speaks dutch, that's funny too. Ha haha


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Sammy,

What is the estimated time before you save the world?
Before you get a real job.
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Old 04-21-2017, 11:59 AM   #1124
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so, never?
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Old 04-21-2017, 12:08 PM   #1125
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