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04-19-2017 , 01:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thabighurt35
you shut that dirty little hole you call a mouth when you are talking to me.



This is tbh, and I resign today, I have one meeting tomorrow that I will attend in shorts and a T shirt then I have a 10:30 flight to south florida where I will live healthy, surf, play poker and relax for an undetermined amount of time.



This makes me happy, and thus the Hai days.



So if you dont like it then **** you fran


Good, good for el jefe. If I find my way to South Flo-Rida I'll make sure to hit you up for a lesson in how to ski in the summertime
04-19-2017 , 08:26 AM
La Flèche Wallonne
04-19-2017 , 09:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Natamus
Fiddy,

Just when I think I've found the bottom of intelligence I come across your interaction with singalong in the degen thread.

I would not have your Jedi like patience for that nonsense and neither would Cuban Jeff
I was also trying to explain it to him over PM.

To be fair, I dont think English is his first language.
04-19-2017 , 09:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Natamus
Good, good for el jefe. If I find my way to South Flo-Rida I'll make sure to hit you up for a lesson in how to ski in the summertime
This is relevant to a march fred i know
04-19-2017 , 09:52 AM
**** you wednesday
04-19-2017 , 09:55 AM
  1. **** wednesday
  2. hey francis
  3. **** company meetings
  4. **** company "cultures"
  5. gambling trip friday-saturday
  6. in iowa lol but it's not here so whatever
  7. Fiddles you are a good caboose
04-19-2017 , 11:15 AM
Dear Wed nes day. **** YO COUCH!!!

and.....HAI BBV!!
04-19-2017 , 11:18 AM
hai gypsiefriend
04-19-2017 , 11:27 AM
I have to take an antibiotic for the first time in my adult life. All the beautiful, diverse gut bacteria I've built up over the decades, eating and drinking all kinds of things all over the world...dead.

My stomach is roiling from the genocide.
04-19-2017 , 11:38 AM
The microbial composition of the gut flora varies across the digestive tract. In the stomach and small intestine, relatively few species of bacteria are generally present. The colon, in contrast, contains a densely-populated microbial ecosystem with up to 1012 cells per gram of intestinal content. These bacteria represent between 300 and 1000 different species. However, 99% of the bacteria come from about 30 or 40 species. As a consequence of their abundance in the intestine, bacteria also make up to 60% of the dry mass of feces. Fungi, archaea, and viruses are also present in the gut flora, but less is known about their activities.
04-19-2017 , 11:53 AM
Dead. It's ****ing wasteland in there now. Like someone hit the It's a Small World ride with a neutron bomb.
04-19-2017 , 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
The microbial composition of the gut flora varies across the digestive tract. In the stomach and small intestine, relatively few species of bacteria are generally present. The colon, in contrast, contains a densely-populated microbial ecosystem with up to 1012 cells per gram of intestinal content. These bacteria represent between 300 and 1000 different species. However, 99% of the bacteria come from about 30 or 40 species. As a consequence of their abundance in the intestine, bacteria also make up to 60% of the dry mass of feces. Fungi, archaea, and viruses are also present in the gut flora, but less is known about their activities.
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04-19-2017 , 12:46 PM
hai wednesday, I am half packed and checked in for a 10:am flight tomorrow.

I am excite
04-19-2017 , 12:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Natamus
Good, good for el jefe. If I find my way to South Flo-Rida I'll make sure to hit you up for a lesson in how to ski in the summertime
Nat - would love to meet up if you make it down but I am clean living brother, no booze, no coca, no chemicals.

Just whores, nicotine and gambling
04-19-2017 , 12:48 PM
Am also planning on making it down to Miami as I will be less than an hour away.

Dream scenario would be to find my way back to my homeland for a few days, will definitely see if I can pull that one off.
04-19-2017 , 01:11 PM
What about pot? Pot is clean living AFAIC.
04-19-2017 , 01:24 PM
I am trying to avoid any mood altering chemical. And I haven't enjoyed smoking pot since I was 19. Prob the last 5 times I have tried it, I did not enjoy it.
04-19-2017 , 01:25 PM
Just came home from a 13 hour workday to a house full of women.

Working man: what's all these women doing here?

Gf: I invited them over for a girls-night, 2 of them will be spending the night.

Working man: Why didn't you tell me, I have friends coming over for Champions League tonight.

Gf: I'm sorry, didn't think you would be home before tomorrow.

Working man: So does this mean you didn't prepare dinner for me either?

Gf: No, sorry, but we have enough salad for both you and your friends, you can come eat with us.

Working man: SALAD? It's Champions League night, we're not gonna eat ****ing salad.

Gf: but what are you gonna do then?

Working man: We're gonna order some pork, watch football and get ****ing drunk. Deal with it. (working man grabs a beer from the fridge and leaves the room)
04-19-2017 , 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by HandsomeMan
Just came home from a 13 hour workday to a house full of women.

Working man: what's all these women doing here?

Gf: I invited them over for a girls-night, 2 of them will be spending the night.

Working man: Why didn't you tell me, I have friends coming over for Champions League tonight.

Gf: I'm sorry, didn't think you would be home before tomorrow.

Working man: So does this mean you didn't prepare dinner for me either?

Gf: No, sorry, but we have enough salad for both you and your friends, you can come eat with us.

Working man: SALAD? It's Champions League night, we're not gonna eat ****ing salad.

Gf: but what are you gonna do then?

Working man: We're gonna order some pork, watch football and get ****ing drunk. Deal with it. (working man grabs a beer from the fridge and leaves the room)
sounds like you had a dream that you were a working class american
04-19-2017 , 01:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thabighurt35
sounds like you had a dream that you were a working class american
Americans don't watch Champions League
04-19-2017 , 01:37 PM
What is this about you being 1/4 Danish? Is that true?
04-19-2017 , 01:37 PM
04-19-2017 , 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by HandsomeMan
What is this about you being 1/4 Danish? Is that true?


idk if true but it is scary
04-19-2017 , 01:53 PM
Last time I had antibiotics was when I went to the doctors with a sore ball. Thought I had nut cancer. Turns out it wasn't.

No penises were touched on purpose by the doctor. Though 2 balls were.
04-19-2017 , 01:53 PM
happened to me too fiddie

      
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