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04-20-2017 , 06:40 PM
My gf went to a NKOTB concert in the 90s. She tells me she won tickets, but I'm not sure I believe her...
04-20-2017 , 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
My gf went to a NKOTB concert in the 90s. She tells me she won tickets, but I'm not sure I believe her...


I worked backstage security at that show - story checks out
04-20-2017 , 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
I've shown my above average hairline here already!
2+2 wasn't online in the 80s. Fake news!
04-20-2017 , 06:58 PM
You dorks are so old.
04-20-2017 , 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat
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Originally Posted by suitedjustice
Where the hell you been?
+1

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Originally Posted by Morphismus
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+2
04-20-2017 , 07:17 PM
Trying to sort my life out ha. Not there yet still, but I'm closer..maybe

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04-20-2017 , 10:00 PM
Welcome back Whiskey, you missed another cull
04-21-2017 , 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat
Trying to sort my life out ha. Not there yet still, but I'm closer..maybe

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We missed you, Whiskey.

Last edited by Sheep86; 04-21-2017 at 01:20 AM. Reason: but please turn off that sig.
04-21-2017 , 03:07 AM
ha i wh iskey ha i fri day
04-21-2017 , 03:31 AM
+1
04-21-2017 , 09:36 AM
It's a "hi Whiskey" friday
04-21-2017 , 09:38 AM
1. hay Franday
2. or is it Friday
3. it's no longer highday
4. tomorrow will be Mr. Sheepday
5. Fiddlesticks Friday
6. traveling to the border to get my roulette/NLHE on tonight
7. lol@Iowa TR
8. hope Mr. tbh is having a good time
04-21-2017 , 11:03 AM
Sammy's uncle coming for dinner and alcohol tonight. Uncle brings nice Cedar wood for Sammy. Sammy will build nice things in the garden with Cedar wood. Gf likes when Sammy builds nice things in the garden. Sammy will get the sex. Sammy and uncle will be drunk and eat some cow and salmon. Weekend is nice.
04-21-2017 , 11:07 AM
I always knew Sammy was the kind of guy to appreciate his uncle's wood
04-21-2017 , 11:10 AM
The way I read that was that Sammy's uncle is his gf.
04-21-2017 , 11:17 AM
nerds
04-21-2017 , 11:20 AM
You're just jealous that your uncle doesn't bring you nice wood.
04-21-2017 , 11:27 AM
Hai guys.

Hockey is my Jesus and during the first round of the NHL playoffs, church happens every night.
04-21-2017 , 11:28 AM
Your ass looks weird.
04-21-2017 , 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
I always knew Sammy was the kind of guy to appreciate his uncle's wood
Flemish, German or French?
04-21-2017 , 11:31 AM
Flemish
04-21-2017 , 11:36 AM
Sammy,

What is the estimated time before you save the world?
04-21-2017 , 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
Flemish
That's a funny language. Sammy's sister speaks dutch, that's funny too. Ha haha


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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Sammy,

What is the estimated time before you save the world?
Before you get a real job.
04-21-2017 , 11:59 AM
so, never?
04-21-2017 , 12:08 PM
REKT

      
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