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Old 10-14-2009, 06:37 PM   #91
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Re: Times you felt slightly baller

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Old 10-14-2009, 06:40 PM   #92
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Re: Times you felt slightly baller

I went to the casino with some friends and we needed to stop to the gas station. I open my wallet to pay and notice that I only had 100$ bills (for a total of 200$ ldo). I felt balla asking the cashier if he accepted 100$ bills.

Beat : lost it all at the casino, ldo
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Old 10-14-2009, 07:09 PM   #93
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you dont need to pay for a stripper in Glasgow, just buy any women in the place a drink and you are there.
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Old 10-14-2009, 07:20 PM   #94
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My buddy asked me if I wanted to go to Tunica. I said sure, let me win the money first. Played in a $20 180 man and took second while he was studying in the grad office. Then I said, "not enough, I need a grand." Then proceeded to win a $50 sng. Then took that grand and turned it into 7 grand by winning 2 out of 3 rebuy tournys at horseshoe. Took the extended family to Red Lobster to celebrate ($400+ tab).

Van broke down. No biggie. I'll just pay for it w/my poker winnings.
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Old 10-14-2009, 08:05 PM   #95
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How much charlie did you buy? or was it mostly spent on strippers?
Haha. First one
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Old 10-14-2009, 08:26 PM   #96
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Re: Times you felt slightly baller

[x] brag: Won the 3$R for 5k on stars the first time I played it 3 years ago.
[x] Balla: Went to chuck-e-cheezes and cheezed out
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Old 10-14-2009, 09:05 PM   #97
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Re: Times you felt slightly baller

my dad told me that if i continued playing online pokahz he will kick me out (i am failing school badly ldo)

so i ordered the fulltilt golf tee for him with teh points
and now he doesnt talk ****

BRAG 2: i played ball with jim jones and santana one time and we was BALLLIN' true story
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Old 10-14-2009, 09:11 PM   #98
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One weekend went to the local casino and just absolutely crushed 2/3 NL. Went down 7pm on a Friday night and stayed until about that time the next day for a $2100 win, slept on Saturday night and Sunday afternoon and crushed it the next night for another $1200 win. Got home, still had about $3600 in cash on me from winnings and additional cash. Decided when I got home to throw these $100 bills over me. Did it the first time, felt somewhat awesome and baller so thought I would do it again. Second time I did it I only picked up $3400 rather then $3600 but decided I didnt need to pick up that extra $200, I will find it later... Never did, think a flatmate may have got it...

BRAG: $100 note shower
BEAT: Australian dollars
FWIW I think Australian Hundos are far more aesthetically pleasing than American ones.
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Old 10-14-2009, 09:13 PM   #99
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so i ordered the fulltilt golf tee for him with teh points
and now he doesnt talk ****
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Old 10-14-2009, 09:14 PM   #100
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Re: Times you felt slightly baller

I once payed me and my friends whole weekend chilling on seaside. Story:
It was arround 6am in my porch we were completely wasted thinking how great this summer was and even how greater it would be if we could just drive to seaside to finish vacations in style and then proceed with real life. The only problem was we were all out of cash - at least out of amount we spend when we decide to get hammered. I had arround 6k in my poker account for nl100 grinding and was usually at least at that time really tradiconal about BR management and withdrawing and so...i made a preposition to sit at nl1k table double up withdraw and just go. As my friends understand the whole poker thing pretty well they were arguing i will regret it blabla but obviusly it didn't take long when I sat tight and wait the cards to be dealt. Heads up. Blind stealing for a few hand and then i got 97s raised and the flop came T8J rainbow. I check raised allin. villain had JJ. It held. I insta withdrew to moneybookers sent a message to my sis that i'll need 1k in the morning. we smoked a giant joint split packed and drove to the south next day like a ****ing 16th years old kids first time going somewhere without parents. Felt great will never regrest and will repeat. Also - boomswitch after! Good life!
(if you read it sorry for bad english I'm not native english speaker...)
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Old 10-14-2009, 09:34 PM   #101
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Re: Times you felt slightly baller

-how much is your mortgage?

- mortwhat?
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Old 10-14-2009, 09:52 PM   #102
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[x] brag: Won the 3$R for 5k on stars the first time I played it 3 years ago.
[x] Balla: Went to chuck-e-cheezes and cheezed out
5k in the 3R now is like 6th lol
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Old 10-14-2009, 09:59 PM   #103
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went to a club with some friends, they chose the place because it had cheap drinks for $3. we walked up to the bar, they got their $3 drinks, i got an $8 drink.
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Old 10-14-2009, 10:54 PM   #104
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won over 20k live

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Old 10-14-2009, 11:01 PM   #105
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Just started a new job, read not a degen. Got a 40% pay increase. Bought a new GSXR 600.

Brag: GSXR
Beat: Insurance
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haha its all good, i had insurance on it, even bought the GAP insurance.
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