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Old 06-14-2011, 07:33 AM   #691
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Re: Times you felt slightly baller

time i felt slighty balla, when i watched this
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Old 06-14-2011, 07:58 AM   #692
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Crashing on the nurburgring with my car. Take my wallet and pay them the 750 euro in cash for hitting the crash barrier. Go home (as I could still drive the car thank god) and let everything get fixed and pay another 1000 euro in cash all from poker lol and said whatever 1 breakeven month lol.
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Old 06-14-2011, 11:56 AM   #693
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The first time I won a pot of more than $1
You sure it isn't when you claimed to be Nicolak? You make over a $100K a year?

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Old 06-14-2011, 09:43 PM   #694
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Re: Times you felt slightly baller

When I luckboxed a 33 person $300 donkament for $3500 in 2005 on Paradise Poker. This is back when I knew nothing about poker.

I backed it up the next night in the same tournament with a 3rd place finish for another $2k. I actually contemplated quitting my factory job the next day lol.
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Old 06-15-2011, 01:05 AM   #695
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In was in a VIP section of a club in vegas my buddie hooked up. I decided i wanted to " make it rain" so i took out my nine 1 dollar bills and chucked them in the dance floor. Woke up the next morning realising that two of the bills were hundreds.

Felt kinda baller/stupid
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Old 06-15-2011, 03:49 AM   #696
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that isn't baller just stupidity ducy?
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Old 06-15-2011, 04:29 AM   #697
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Blew all my $4000.00 of my $4725.00 savings in Friday nights $2k buyin special at the local casino. In complete despair at what I had done and what will happen when I cant pay the rent, I withdrew the last $725 and pushed everyhand on blackjack!! The next day I woke up and decided to utilise my dual citizenship and brought a one way ticket to other side of the world.

Brag: Customs Officer asked him if I had sufficent funds to relocate, so i laid out my 2 $5K stacks on the desk.
Beat: Gambling problem is a killer addiction
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Old 06-15-2011, 07:11 AM   #698
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Re: Times you felt slightly baller

random guy asked me to pee on his hands at a local pub toilet. obv took the opportunity

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Old 06-15-2011, 07:37 AM   #699
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random guy asked me to pee on his hands at a local pub toilet. obv took the opportunity
Dude...
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Old 06-15-2011, 12:29 PM   #700
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I just had a nice run at the Venetian (roulette) and the VIP manager got me some tickets to the Blue Man group.

Anyways, walking around Vegas with my girl watching the Bellagio water fountains and we were standing next to a twenty something couple complaining about how everything was so expensive in Vegas.

I asked them if they'd seen the Blue Man Group, they said no. I handed them two tickets and told them to enjoy the show.



Come on, don't lie. You know you tapped that
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Old 06-15-2011, 05:15 PM   #701
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Re: Times you felt slightly baller

Felt slightly balla as i only had a 3k roll at the time



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Old 06-15-2011, 05:31 PM   #702
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what house u can buy for 67,000$?
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Old 06-15-2011, 05:43 PM   #703
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Pretty solid down payment bro
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Old 06-15-2011, 07:07 PM   #704
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Got my money in AA vs JJ allinpf against a fish 250BB Deep at 5nl and he binked a set otr. Didn't even care...
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Old 06-21-2011, 06:17 AM   #705
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When I started playing live and had 3300 dollar in my dorm room living like a king while my other friends had to eat in the cafe.

The cafe food is on par with prison food so this was clutch.
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