i once treated my friend to kfc

borrowed $4.25 from a friend, gave him $5 back and told him to keep the change.

bought boxers, shorts, and socks so I wouldn't have to do laundry. True story.

usually play 1/2 live. One time took down a tournament w/ $200 buy in for 11k. Played 5/10 NL same night and won a 6k pot.

Baller part: ended up not paying any taxes on the win b/c my provable online losses that year exceeded my wins.

paid for a $500 dinner for my roommates and my gf after a tourney score

i would promptly lose 5k over the next month

When my older brother asked for a loan to pay of some debt and get by for a couple of months (until he was starting his job as an off-shore electrician). He was basically asking how much I could lend him, and I just replied "How much do you need?". Lent him 6k$ like it was no thang.

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I once final tabled a .10 turbo donkament with like a million gajillion people in it. I even took a poop while hands were playing to prove I ballar.

I made just under $1200 yesterday the most I have ever made in a day.

I once paid a bottle of water tournie for the table at the casino.

^balla.

used a pre-stamped envelope because I didn't have any regular ones. WASNT FOR MAILING PURPOSES.

waking up in the morning not knowing what u did last night (drunk) and finding 2k in ur pocket cause u degen luckboxed the roulette. then taking friends out for meal and booze the next day on a free roll. such a cool feeling

going down the strip with my jam pumping (party in the usa, M.cryus) in my bug convertible, I believe I achieved baller status.

Was going through my coin jar and found some bills. Bought a sick box of wine.

bought a 40" samsung lcd for myself, then bought my parents a 46" (?) sony lcd.

extra brag: i live in L.A. they live in HI, and when they asked what kind to get i told them "whatever you want."

beat: mine cost $2400 with full warranty and theirs 1600. Costco > Best Buy