Just dumped 5 buy-ins in 2/5 on some ghey ****.

2nd orbit: tool-bag fish raises utg to $10(like 3rd time he has done this-stupid ghey); old man coffee fish calls, hero 3b to $50(eff. Stack $500) with 10h10d, fish(eff. Stack 1k) calls; old man coffee/scotch calls(eff. $175).

Flop: kq10r; fish checks; old man coffee shoves, hero tank calls; fish crai; hero calls. Fish table j9o, hero bricks. Old man coffee leaves back to nursing home.

2nd-buy in

Villain opens to $25(eff. Stack 1500) hero calls in co with AJss($500) everyone folds
Flop: kd7s3s; villain bets $45; hero calls.
Turn: ks: villain checks; hero bets $110; villain tank calls.
River: 8d: villain checks; hero bets $150; villain says "arr-in", i puke-call; villain shows 8s8h.

3rd buy-in was a disaster

4th buy-in; hero: limp, limp, limp; hero raises to $50 with KQhh; 2 callers.
Flop: kd 8d 10; both v's check; hero shoves $250; v1 folds, v2 snap calls;
Turn; 8h
River: qs; villain says "straight" and tables j9o.

Getting bombed off jack and coke amd going to the nudes now; hope to pick up something that needs anti-biotics to cure

You should play better

Solid beat OP. What sucks even more is that you left. Sounds like a very juicy Saturday night game. These are usually very profitable games and they don't come around very often. If you left with more than $300 in your pockets, bad move.

fold those rivers next time.

also sorry to hear that op, hope you have some good runs soon

Hero has $305 invested, the pot contains $800, in which Hero has to call an additional $195.

Used the last $500 in my pocket at the spearmint rhino; think I would have just flamed it at the table cuz I had a serious case of monkey tilt

Lol at "old man coffee fish".

I don't tink you understand effective stacks my friend. Ie 2nd hand villains effective stack isn't 1500 its your 500. This knowledge might help you in future.

I'm here for the topless chicks.


TITS OR GTFO

yrly this was false advertising.

@ bad run man, but i bet ur gonna have a lot of rough nights if u dont even know what an effective stack is. btw how u didnt get the aids.

@ vegasboy "hero has xxx invested?" seriously gtfo

What a pos thread.

No topless ban OP obv

That last hand, villain gets 7 card straight hitting outs twice, you know it's not ur day.

#JustBadLuck
#OnToTheNextOne

TR of last buyin at Rhino please

where de chicks at?

reported.

Lol; $500 gone in 1hr/insta celeb..::BRAG: got a hook up now for $150 bottle service on vodka for our next trip to the rhino though....on to da next one

Also think I met heather Graham's stunt doubled(with implants) last night and paid 1 semester of her community college tuition....Kobe!