Doesn't tilt me, but I have seen many players get tilted by guys who constantly go outside to smoke. They complain to the dealer and the card room manager, and then that tilts me.
People who bitch about straddlers. I love guys who come in and straddle every hand. People who bitch about tilt me, and I just want to grind their nit faces into the felt.
The table professor. This is the nit who plays less than one hand an orbit. What he does do however is comment on all the huge hands and calculate odds. Aces verse kings, both flop sets, the guy figures the percentage of me getting beat by that 4th king and invariably it comes. Either that or he gives the mathematical recap after the hand and tells me that the guy who beat was only x% and it was a bad beat.
The guy with Tourette's who gets major tics whenever he is in a big hand. That **** tilts me.
The guy who is always broke and wants to "borrow" money. That doesn't bother me so much as him sitting right behind me and jinxing me into some bad beats. Please take ur broke ass elsewhere.
My wife texting me to see how much longer I will be
That's always a guaranteed tilting of at least 30-50
BB.