Things people do in casinos that tilt you - Page 9

unrealzeal · 04-09-2010, 01:43 PM

any bad beat story

the luckbox who's playing every single hand and winning them all while i've been at the table 4 hours without a won showdown

the fish who tips the chip runner 3 reds, and then tips the dealer a red on a tiny pot (he's giving away MY money)

anyone who gets to showdown and has to look at his cards and the board 3 times before mucking (the cards aren't going to change a-hole)

the guy the other day who said he only made one mistake the whole day - he left early and the guy who took his seat had tripled up - i made sure to steal every open he made that day lol - jack ass

the kids that won't stop talking to the gorgeous girl at the table - you got no chance dude stfu and play poker and stop drooling on the cards

people who tell other people that they have a straight when they didn't notice and were about to muck - stfu dude that's a 100 pot you cost me

the dealer who pushed a $500 pot the wrong way

people who call with middle pair and then say they knew the other guy had top pair

the drunkards who spray when they talk

-- live poker lol

flop_da_kapooriyas · 04-09-2010, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Number1Hater

people that bet the same amount on every street no matter how big the pot is... theres 50 in the pot on the flop, villan bets 15, villan bets turn 15, villan bets river 15. insta tilt.

+1. How did I not mention that one. Worst is you know you are beat on the flop and the turn but you had a flush draw + middle pair... now a gutshot to go with it on the turn. River missed you but you still have middle pair and getting almost 10:1 odds. You call, villain shows TPWK and thinks you're a fish he can milk.

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Originally Posted by unrealzeal

the kids that won't stop talking to the gorgeous girl at the table - you got no chance dude stfu and play poker and stop drooling on the cards

haha dude I love this. He is just warming her up for you and you can silently get information on the type of losers she has to deal with day and night. All you gotta do now is have a confident composure, put the kids on tilt by taking their money, be different and you got her. Yeah that's how I got the number of a '9' at the table once. Make that twice.

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Originally Posted by unrealzeal

people who tell other people that they have a straight when they didn't notice and were about to muck - stfu dude that's a 100 pot you cost me

That's bs. Something you would expect at a play money home game. What is the person doing looking at Villain's cards anyways?

omgliekhax · 04-09-2010, 03:01 PM

People who check-call with flush draws, hit on river, and still check. The one of two things happens. Position checks behind, or postion bets and flush flat calls, saying "I wasn't sure if my flush was any good so I had to check/call you."

So.. if you arent sure your flush draw is live, why the **** are you chasing it?

vexican · 04-09-2010, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by flop_da_kapooriyas

I go all in. Old fart has only two options (call or fold). He doesn't say it. He reaches for chips and asks the dealer "how much is it?". "175 bucks" says the dealer. The old fart slowly reaches for chips and counts them out 5 reds at a time, gives them to the dealer 45 seconds later and flips over the nuts.

this. and sometimes it's not even a slowroll; they simply don't think.

bacats32 · 04-09-2010, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by flop_da_kapooriyas

+1. How did I not mention that one. Worst is you know you are beat on the flop and the turn but you had a flush draw + middle pair... now a gutshot to go with it on the turn. River missed you but you still have middle pair and getting almost 10:1 odds. You call, villain shows TPWK and thinks you're a fish he can milk.

obv w/ your river call.

weirdchess1 · 04-09-2010, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by unrealzeal

the fish who tips the chip runner 3 reds, and then tips the dealer a red on a tiny pot (he's giving away MY money)

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people who tell other people that they have a straight when they didn't notice and were about to muck - stfu dude that's a 100 pot you cost me

You seem like a nice guy.

sumey · 04-09-2010, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by flop_da_kapooriyas

haha dude I love this. He is just warming her up for you and you can silently get information on the type of losers she has to deal with day and night. All you gotta do now is have a confident composure, put the kids on tilt by taking their money, be different and you got her. Yeah that's how I got the number of a '9' at the table once. Make that twice.

Lol, please tell me you're not being serious when you post this nonsense.

exoendo · 04-09-2010, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Gullanian

1. People taking ages to make trivial decisions. OMFG JUST FOLD OMFG.

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2. THEY FOLD EVERY ****ING TIME. BUT IT TAKES THEM 1 MINUTE TO MUCK THEIR JUNK.

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they flip over some ****ty insta fold hand. STOP WASTING PEOPLES TIME *******

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7. Trivial decisions taking too much time.

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8. Same as 7,

5 of 8 basically the same thing.
[x] op fails

Wowsers · 04-09-2010, 11:51 PM

all money live... pretty much nobodys solid

ToTheInternet · 04-10-2010, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by flop_da_kapooriyas

haha dude I love this. He is just warming her up for you and you can silently get information on the type of losers she has to deal with day and night. All you gotta do now is have a confident composure, put the kids on tilt by taking their money, be different and you got her. Yeah that's how I got the number of a '9' at the table once. Make that twice.

HEY LOOK EVERYONE HE GOT 2 CHICKS NUMBERS!

godofgamblers · 04-10-2010, 12:13 AM

most of these just sound like bitter complaints from online players that think they should be tearing up the live felt

Bizarro George · 04-10-2010, 12:20 AM

And what a coincidence - they both start with 555 - what are the odds?

gmoola · 04-10-2010, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Number1Hater

1. people that play 50/0 and of course have a $800 stack at a 1/2 table.
2. people who wear poker t-shirts.
3. asians who act like scotty nguyen.
4. people who berate fish.
5. fish berating other fish.

this is like my favorite thing to see at a live table

gmoola · 04-10-2010, 12:49 AM

this about 90 year old dude was going on about how the best poker players in the world will put any amount of money in preflop with suited connectors. i just facepalmed and bit my tongue

lloyd45 · 04-10-2010, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by UCLAseetoK

#50 or whatever: The "regulars" at commerce/[insert casino] that will post/blind sit 1 orbit, sit out, proceed to walk around for 45 minutes doing god knows what, come back, play one more orbit and then repeat the sitout process. Also, this person plays a 10/0/0 style so they are essentially an open seat that the floor will not lift, especially since they are a "regular".

I'll piggyback off this one. There's a regular who plays at the casino I frequent and not only will he do this but one time he asked for a new rack or something of that sort. I don't remember the exact phrasing but either way it meant he just wanted a new set of blue and red decks. This guy was playing a max of three or four hands in a row yet had the nerve to slow down the game to ask for new decks. Very annoying.

Also people that ask to switch decks from blue to red or back to blue. Really tilts me for some reason