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Old 04-11-2010, 11:15 PM   #176
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

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What I find tilting is the guy who brings his gf with when he plays and she sits there and watches him forever. I was playing in a 2-10 spread cash game and this guy sits and plays for a solid 4 hours as his gf stands behind him the whole time.. She didn't even say one word or ever sit down, there were extra chairs sitting around but no one even offered her one lol. How could you just want to sit there like that I would at least want to walk around or something and how does he just expect her to watch him so long??
Now that's what we call pussy control !
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Old 04-11-2010, 11:46 PM   #177
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I loled!


I run it twice a couple of times on Preflop Allins, then eventually 2 fish get it in and dealer asks if they want to run it twice...

fish1: NO!. I play REAL poker. not Fake poker.(looks at me all proud pumping his chest)
fish2: yea i agree, lets play the real deal.
Not only does your post suck, but you sir, are an avatar thief. G*****!!

Why the **** would you ever run it twice preflop!!!
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Old 04-12-2010, 12:21 AM   #178
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lack of culture ITT!!!
More like lack of money. Almost every time I decide to play limit, it's 2/4 and between tournaments or because I'm already having a bad day. That game makes me want to scream. 4/8 isn't that bad.

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What I find tilting is the guy who brings his gf with when he plays and she sits there and watches him forever. I was playing in a 2-10 spread cash game and this guy sits and plays for a solid 4 hours as his gf stands behind him the whole time.. She didn't even say one word or ever sit down, there were extra chairs sitting around but no one even offered her one lol. How could you just want to sit there like that I would at least want to walk around or something and how does he just expect her to watch him so long??
My girlfriend has tried this, and I won't have it. I actually had to argue her into playing 2/4 with my money (she refused to play slots, again with my money). She was very intimidated by the casino atmosphere.
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Old 04-12-2010, 01:05 AM   #179
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

The guy who thinks he knows what he's doing at BJ and tells you everything you did "wrong".
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Old 04-12-2010, 01:45 AM   #180
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People who wait to look at their cards in a 1/2 cash game

THIS ISNT TV TOURNAMENT POKER, YOUR NOT GOING TO GIVE OFF ANY TELLS, AND ITS NOT GOING EFFECT THE WAY PEOPLE PLAY IF THEY KNOW YOUR GOING TO FOLD IN MIDDLE POSITION, STOP WASTING TIME YOU LOOK LIKE A DOUCHE
Perhaps, but maybe I'm too busy looking at other people's expressions when they look at their cards.

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I can't stand when someone sucks out and then rubs it in. Had this happen to me three times at Caesar's Windsor in the space of two hours. Apart from the three lost buy-ins, that was just... no. I haven't been back since. I left swearing I'd "never play poker again". Obviously, I was back within a month, but that's another story...
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Old 04-12-2010, 02:39 AM   #181
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Fish that discuss strategies with other fish at the tbl. STFU
When supernits stack the superfish(this annoys me the most)
Supernits that use cardprotectors,sunglasses,hoody,loool. Like seriously. Your playing 1-2 and you suck
I played 1-2 with this guy. Everytime he played a hand he would pause, put a card protector on his hand,wear sunglasses, put hoody on, and he just folded to cbets after staring down for 30secs and faking like he was going to C/R to try to get a reaction out of me.
You sure his name wasn't Chris "Jesus" Ferguson?
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Old 04-12-2010, 05:28 AM   #182
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this gets to me in live games i will admit.
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Old 04-12-2010, 08:24 AM   #183
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Ppl berating me for folding to much , and we've been dealt Like 20 hands lol, and "experts" says their thoughts about hands ...
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Old 04-12-2010, 08:51 AM   #184
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

I LMAO at all the fishy regulars who collectively let out gasps of anticipation and start talking about the BBJ possibilities on the board. Yeah, it's a 4-bet pot, and we're all looking at 8865, but that 97 and pocket 8's just might be out there!
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Old 04-12-2010, 08:59 AM   #185
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racism ftw, until it gets too serious.
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Old 04-12-2010, 09:00 AM   #186
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no one should lose opportunities or suffer because of their race.
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Old 04-12-2010, 09:13 AM   #187
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I can't stand when someone sucks out and then rubs it in. Had this happen to me three times at Caesar's Windsor in the space of two hours. Apart from the three lost buy-ins, that was just... no. I haven't been back since. I left swearing I'd "never play poker again". Obviously, I was back within a month, but that's another story...
This is the absolute stone-cold number-one way to put people on super aggro money tilt. A "haha I love it when I beat pocket aces, you got outplayed" and a brief affirmation that you made a good play calling with 78 because the flop came 456 ("OBVIOUSLY it was a good call preflop because I got a straight, wtf how can it be a bad call I won like $200 didn't I?") will send their blood pressure through the roof (and their standard of play through the floor).
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Old 04-12-2010, 09:24 AM   #188
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This is the absolute stone-cold number-one way to put people on super aggro money tilt. A "haha I love it when I beat pocket aces, you got outplayed" and a brief affirmation that you made a good play calling with 78 because the flop came 456 ("OBVIOUSLY it was a good call preflop because I got a straight, wtf how can it be a bad call I won like $200 didn't I?") will send their blood pressure through the roof (and their standard of play through the floor).
Seems you have just described the meaning of implied odds. So you raise pre to like $10 w/ AA and so called fish calls w/ 78 and board comes 456 and stacks you!!! Hmm, who's the fish?
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Old 04-12-2010, 09:37 AM   #189
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

The dealer who decides to only deal it once when you are all in at 25/50 NL 3 handed with top 2 agaist fish that has agreed to always deal it twice. Of course it comes running Js and he scoops.
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Old 04-12-2010, 09:47 AM   #190
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Seems you have just described the meaning of implied odds. So you raise pre to like $10 w/ AA and so called fish calls w/ 78 and board comes 456 and stacks you!!! Hmm, who's the fish?
Giving good implied odds doesn't usually do anything to lessen the anger of the guy who got his aces cracked by your 78 and then got mocked for losing by somebody acting like a total fish. The point isn't the specific hand, the point is putting people on tilt.

(Plus, if I had AA in a live 1/2 game I'd make it rather more than $10 so that loose donks with 78 wouldn't have good implied odds, but that's beside the point.)
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Old 04-12-2010, 09:53 AM   #191
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

When you get fuggin nit rolled!
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Old 04-12-2010, 11:18 AM   #192
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Any decision lasting over 20 seconds in a limit game.

Villian limps, Hero raises, blinds call, villain tanks........

die in a grease fire.
grease? its actually die in a gas fire, but whatever..
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Old 04-12-2010, 11:40 AM   #193
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

when someone calls me lucky in any game it makes me want to stomp their head until their eyes pop out.
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Old 04-14-2010, 04:42 AM   #194
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I was playing $1/2 limit at my local cardroom (yeah, cheeseburgers ship them nickels whatever)

Got dealt KK from the BB, 3 limpers - I raised pre and got audible groans. (oh come on friendly game kind of crap) All 3 have the "whatever" look on their faces and toss in another chip. I hit a set on the flop and bet - only one caller.

This guy is an old, like should be dead kinda old looking asian with a huge smirk on his face. I'm hoping he also caught a set. Turn is blank, I bet he calls. River is a third spade. I bet, he calls. He gets this smug ass look and announces to the whole table that he never looked at his hole cards. Middle-aged woman next to him (stereotype tourist looking fish to a t, fannypack) thinks it's a god damn riot. I table my set.

He then stands up like hes a friggin game show host and goes "Alright, let's see what we got here!" Starts to flip his cards over ONE AT A TIME (which puts me on insta-tilt anyway no matter what the situation). The first one is a spade, obviously. He looks at me and says "You think I got it?" Meanwhile the dealer isn't doing a damn thing about it. 2nd card is obv. a spade and he scoops the pot.

The woman I mentioned earlier is laughing her ass off, and decides to try the same "don't look at your cards" strategy for the next couple hands. The asian is explaining to her that he loves to play blind because "people are scared to bet into you, you could have anything!"
hahahahaha gold love 1/2 poker

bring lots of BI's imo
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Old 04-14-2010, 09:24 PM   #195
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2+2'ers (yes, twice now, different guys) who are berating the fish to me with the lingo they picked up on this board.

Dudes, great, you read books and are on 2+2 ~ freaking act like it!!!
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Old 04-14-2010, 10:28 PM   #196
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Dudes, great, you read books and are on 2+2 ~ freaking act like it!!!
have you ever read these boards?
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Old 04-15-2010, 11:21 AM   #197
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have you ever read these boards?
I am assuming you mean that in the, "and you are shocked?" sense, eh

I used to read it a lot more long ago, now I just tend to browse around for funny things like this tread
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Old 04-15-2010, 01:36 PM   #198
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Haven't read all the posts so I don't know if this has been mentionned:

When you're in a pot (or just watching) and a player who is clearly acting that they're agonising over a decision for the longest time, then they minraise.
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Old 04-15-2010, 03:49 PM   #199
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Haven't read all the posts so I don't know if this has been mentionned:

When you're in a pot (or just watching) and a player who is clearly acting that they're agonising over a decision for the longest time, then they minraise.
When I'm in a hand with a fish who acts all distressed on the river and then min-raises, I just start punching everything within arms reach of me.
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Old 04-15-2010, 05:03 PM   #200
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Anybody else get annoyed at the commentary if the same card or situation comes out more frequently than normal? "Geee dealer what's with all the 5's coming out tonight? I swear, it's been 5's and flushes all night long!"


And the way to get me completely super tilted: Call for a setup because you have been dealt too many bad cards lately and everyone has to wait 20 ****ing minutes to play another hand.
A couple weeks ago I was playing 1/2 nl and for some reason jacks and fours kept coming out. Super nitty girl goes "what's up with the jacks and fours?" Worst player in the entire building replies "cuz Michael's dead."

Not that funny but I loled.
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