1.
Playing 3/6 minbet kill with only $1 chips and retards who can't count past 2. Typical example includes a raise on the turn from $12 -> $24 and watching the villain take 2 chips off his stack, add it to the pile in the middle, reach back, take 2 more, reach back, take 2 more, etc until he puts the proper amount in. Every time the dealer waits for his action to be fully complete, then deals river, where villain proceeds to grab 2 chips, place them across the line, then 2 more, then 2 more, etc until 12 are in the middle for a bet. FML learn to count out 12 and put it.

2.
"I have an Ace"
"Me too"
"You got a good kicker?"
"Yes.. I do"
"Face card?"
"Yes"
"Which one?"
"I got a K kicker"
"Oh.. I have a 9 kicker.. so thats ACES UP!"
/facepalm

3.
People not knowing how to read poker hands. Like AK v A2 on a AA55J board. Dealer starts chopping the pot and the guy with AK is outraged, "I HAVE A K KICKER I WIN!". Dealer says, "No.. its a chop. you both play AAA55, see...?" Guy looks at board.. "NO.. I.. HAVE.. K... BETTER KICKER." and jabs the K over and over.. dealer sighs "PIT! Damaged card, Kc...", which is followed by a 3 minute bitchfest by AK claiming how the pot is his... Happens so damn often its actually amazing

4.
AQ in a 1/2 NL game. Ended up shoving for $90~ on a A29 board after the table hag bets out. She calls, and board runs out blank blank. She doesn't show, I flip over AQ, "Is that good?", she looks at my hand, looks at her's says "Ya.. good hand...", but keeps her cards in her hand. 15s pass and dealer starts shipping me the pot. She quickly yells out "WAIT I HAVE 2 PAIR!" and shows A9. Board is still on table, dealer ships her the pot instead. I skipped the first verbal warning and went straight to the second one that night...

other than fellow players not showering, i get annoyed when i have to help the dealers when they totally miss chopped pots or botch the math on side pots, and no one cares.

but, i've learned to kind of bask in the "fresh from the bar" scent.

The worst for me is the guy giving everyone lessons at the table. I usually ask them when their book is coming out and if they can get me a signed copy.


I also really hate people who slowplay the flop, get coolered on the turn and then berate the person who sucked out on them. ITS YOUR OWN FAULT YOU ASS, leave that poor old lady alone.

Well, I wear sunglasses while playing 2/5nl live, so f you all.

It's usually after playing for about 12 hours throughout the night, when the lights start to really kill my eyes though.

I really wish we were allowed to listen to mp3 players while playing...

I hate when in a tournament in a casino, your all in pre-flop, and say you turn over AQ and the other guy turns over AK but throws the cards towards you showing you there better then your hand...

they are PRETENDING to think so they look less dumb when they make the wrong decision and the cards are turned over.


you cannot be serious
this is like best case scenario assclown

People that walk really slowly

i hate the donks who call a raise with a pocket pair and then check fold on the flop when they miss their set, but instead of just throwing their cards away they seem to think i give a flying **** what they had and flash me their cards as if to say "wow i missed i am so unlucky" Rtards.

great now i am on mega tilt.

People who lean over their cards (usually overweight people) and take ages to make their decisions.

It usually ends in me acting out of turn as I don't know if they've folded or what as I have no visible view of their cards, chip stack, etc..

Guys who ask "how much are you playing" too often..especially when its a deepstack really early and everyone has at least 100bb and its only a single raise to them.

I dont care about sunglasses but the people who put them on only when in a hand tilt me. same with a hoodie/ipod. If you wanna go into the shell and just play your game thats ok...or stay out of it but the people who poke in back and forth trying to keep up with all the info while not really paying attention are annoying.

the guys who wont table the damn bluff or flip the junk oop. you already donked some off may as well get some image points as a maniac/chasing fish. I am gonna spite angle one of these guys some day when I dont have much either.

the guy who excessively celebrates after winning deep in a donkament...then apologizes. also the guy who fistpumps and rubs it in your face when you make a standard shortstack push with junk and he calls with what he thinks is a hero call but is actually standard and holds

Grunching this thread but my vote goes for

-People who smell like a foot. For the love of God, take a shower before you play!

This.

Oh, and people talking about how they hate playing KK since they "always lose with it".

This + Slowrollers

bad breath