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Old 04-09-2010, 08:42 PM   #126
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

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the fish who tips the chip runner 3 reds, and then tips the dealer a red on a tiny pot (he's giving away MY money)


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people who tell other people that they have a straight when they didn't notice and were about to muck - stfu dude that's a 100 pot you cost me
You seem like a nice guy.
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Old 04-09-2010, 10:20 PM   #127
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haha dude I love this. He is just warming her up for you and you can silently get information on the type of losers she has to deal with day and night. All you gotta do now is have a confident composure, put the kids on tilt by taking their money, be different and you got her. Yeah that's how I got the number of a '9' at the table once. Make that twice.
Lol, please tell me you're not being serious when you post this nonsense.
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Old 04-09-2010, 11:14 PM   #128
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1. People taking ages to make trivial decisions. OMFG JUST FOLD OMFG.
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2. THEY FOLD EVERY ****ING TIME. BUT IT TAKES THEM 1 MINUTE TO MUCK THEIR JUNK.
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they flip over some ****ty insta fold hand. STOP WASTING PEOPLES TIME *******

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7. Trivial decisions taking too much time.
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8. Same as 7,
5 of 8 basically the same thing.
[x] op fails
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Old 04-09-2010, 11:51 PM   #129
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

all money live... pretty much nobodys solid
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Old 04-10-2010, 12:07 AM   #130
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haha dude I love this. He is just warming her up for you and you can silently get information on the type of losers she has to deal with day and night. All you gotta do now is have a confident composure, put the kids on tilt by taking their money, be different and you got her. Yeah that's how I got the number of a '9' at the table once. Make that twice.

HEY LOOK EVERYONE HE GOT 2 CHICKS NUMBERS!
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Old 04-10-2010, 12:13 AM   #131
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

most of these just sound like bitter complaints from online players that think they should be tearing up the live felt
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Old 04-10-2010, 12:20 AM   #132
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

And what a coincidence - they both start with 555 - what are the odds?
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Old 04-10-2010, 12:34 AM   #133
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1. people that play 50/0 and of course have a $800 stack at a 1/2 table.
2. people who wear poker t-shirts.
3. asians who act like scotty nguyen.
4. people who berate fish.
5. fish berating other fish.
this is like my favorite thing to see at a live table
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Old 04-10-2010, 12:49 AM   #134
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

this about 90 year old dude was going on about how the best poker players in the world will put any amount of money in preflop with suited connectors. i just facepalmed and bit my tongue
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Old 04-10-2010, 12:58 AM   #135
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#50 or whatever: The "regulars" at commerce/[insert casino] that will post/blind sit 1 orbit, sit out, proceed to walk around for 45 minutes doing god knows what, come back, play one more orbit and then repeat the sitout process. Also, this person plays a 10/0/0 style so they are essentially an open seat that the floor will not lift, especially since they are a "regular".
I'll piggyback off this one. There's a regular who plays at the casino I frequent and not only will he do this but one time he asked for a new rack or something of that sort. I don't remember the exact phrasing but either way it meant he just wanted a new set of blue and red decks. This guy was playing a max of three or four hands in a row yet had the nerve to slow down the game to ask for new decks. Very annoying.

Also people that ask to switch decks from blue to red or back to blue. Really tilts me for some reason
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Old 04-10-2010, 01:49 AM   #136
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Guys who ask "how much are you playing" too often..especially when its a deepstack really early and everyone has at least 100bb and its only a single raise to them.

I dont care about sunglasses but the people who put them on only when in a hand tilt me. same with a hoodie/ipod. If you wanna go into the shell and just play your game thats ok...or stay out of it but the people who poke in back and forth trying to keep up with all the info while not really paying attention are annoying.

the guys who wont table the damn bluff or flip the junk oop. you already donked some off may as well get some image points as a maniac/chasing fish. I am gonna spite angle one of these guys some day when I dont have much either.

the guy who excessively celebrates after winning deep in a donkament...then apologizes. also the guy who fistpumps and rubs it in your face when you make a standard shortstack push with junk and he calls with what he thinks is a hero call but is actually standard and holds
you're a funny guy.
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Old 04-10-2010, 01:53 AM   #137
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1. people that play 50/0 and of course have a $800 stack at a 1/2 table.
2. people who wear poker t-shirts.
3. asians who act like scotty nguyen.
4. people who berate fish.
5. fish berating other fish.
Hahahaha, # 5 is so funny
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Old 04-10-2010, 02:08 AM   #138
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Fish that discuss strategies with other fish at the tbl. STFU
When supernits stack the superfish(this annoys me the most)
Supernits that use cardprotectors,sunglasses,hoody,loool. Like seriously. Your playing 1-2 and you suck
I played 1-2 with this guy. Everytime he played a hand he would pause, put a card protector on his hand,wear sunglasses, put hoody on, and he just folded to cbets after staring down for 30secs and faking like he was going to C/R to try to get a reaction out of me.
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Old 04-10-2010, 02:27 AM   #139
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Loose aggro-donk fish on tilt that constently go all in on any draw or any piece of the flop, rebuy max, again and again, then go on a heater, now sit on 6BI's and become tighter than the virgin Mary. So tight they now flat call your river value bet with the 2nd nuts.

Jewish nerd-nits that stack the 66/40 fish to your right and they both immediately leave.

When middle-aged men soft-play the woman at the table because "they don't wanna take her money". And I mean checking the nuts in position on the river. The girl is probably thinking "thanks for the free money loser".

People that reraise a c-bet to have everyone but the initial bettor fold and then offer him to "check down".

When you have the nuts, people reaching for chips and throwing their cards.

When you're bluffing, people reaching for their cards, holding them horizontally and throwing the chips in the middle "what the hell, donation". F UUUUUUUUUUUU
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Old 04-10-2010, 02:44 AM   #140
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Anybody else get annoyed at the commentary if the same card or situation comes out more frequently than normal? "Geee dealer what's with all the 5's coming out tonight? I swear, it's been 5's and flushes all night long!"


And the way to get me completely super tilted: Call for a setup because you have been dealt too many bad cards lately and everyone has to wait 20 ****ing minutes to play another hand.
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Old 04-10-2010, 02:52 AM   #141
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

oh and when people brag about how they have read Doyle Brunson's Super System as if it certifies that they are a great player.

Even better is when they quote a section about proper strategy that's entirely wrong or out of context.
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Old 04-10-2010, 03:38 AM   #142
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

When guy gets up to move tables, spills soda on me during hand, leaves without saying sorry. Leads to ogre lady trying to wipe me down with napkins...WTF?
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Old 04-10-2010, 03:40 AM   #143
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

when guys bang my mom in the bathroom. tilts the shat out of me
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Old 04-10-2010, 03:40 AM   #144
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oh and when people brag about how they have read Doyle Brunson's Super System as if it certifies that they are a great player.

Even better is when they quote a section about proper strategy that's entirely wrong or out of context.
People who think they're great bc they've read NLH Chapter of Super system tilts me.
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Old 04-10-2010, 03:41 AM   #145
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when guys bang my mom in the bathroom. tilts the shat out of me
Sigh...
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Old 04-10-2010, 03:43 AM   #146
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This really tilts me... some 500 lb guy sitting next to me in AC at a casino who can only fit one ass cheek on the chair while drinking a 62 ounce big gulp.. also his leg sticks out kicking me every minute..

buy in twice you fat tards
This is the worst.
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Old 04-10-2010, 03:45 AM   #147
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

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when guys bang my mom in the bathroom. tilts the shat out of me
but how much did they pay?
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Old 04-10-2010, 07:47 AM   #148
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

People that blame the dealer for bad cards and actually make a verb out of it. "You are not giving me any good card!" - "Why are you screwing me over?" - "She (hot female dealer) knows I love her the most and she still won't give me cards but I still love her". <-- That one cranks me up. When I'm usually the one the hot female dealer has a crush on and I don't really give a ****.
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Old 04-10-2010, 08:27 AM   #149
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Lol, please tell me you're not being serious when you post this nonsense.
but hes the captain.
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Old 04-10-2010, 10:49 AM   #150
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

I play less than 25percent of hands so I get commented by the guy playing 65/5 about how "conservative I'm playing so I won't get action on my hands" .lol! it never folds to me in any position... 9 people limp I make huge skweeeeeze so everyone decided to come along obv. It takes me 2 hours to stack drunk middle aged guy... old lady sits down n stacks him in 5 hands with flush over flush...i'll go bsck to 30 tabling online instead of one/two lolz in casinos before i kick the guy in the head who check/calls me with ace high for 3 streets...
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